ask an American anything

[ScotchMist]

Everyone knows a lighter thief...

It became a game to my mate, twat he is...

 

[parttime crackhead]

Stealing clippers used to be a game with my mates. Cunts going up the road with 9 lighters lol.

Now it's deadly serious. Life or death shit.

 

[ScotchMist]

Yeah, clippers were the ones... This cunt used to get the yellow trays from the newsagents to display his pilfering. ....

You'd walk in his room and there'd be a clipper with a gamja leaf or something with Tenerife on it,
id say "thats my lighter ya cunt",

him " nah, had that ages, its mine"

me " I just got back from there last week, youve never been there ya prick"

Him " nah, had it ages mate"

Prick

 

[parttime crackhead]

Hahaha, it's funny because it's so familiar. No-one ever got them out on display though lol. One of my mates nicked a whole yellow tray of them by reaching in the window at the garage one night at 4am.

 

[MrCookiE]

Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I only use tosser and that is usually in reference to red coat. Coltdan thanks for the origins of pip pip cheerio I knew you guys used it.

I think Coltdan is guilty of taking the piss a little there... No-one EVER says 'pip pip cheerio' (except perhaps Billy Bunter)

 

[curious_24]

Shush, don't ruin it for them

 

[Josh]

My boss at work actually does. He's half English half Turkish and says things like "tally ho!" and says my work is "spiffing". We take the piss out of him constantly for it but he doesn't realise, it's 100% genuine.

 

[ColtDan]

I think Coltdan is guilty of taking the piss a little there... No-one EVER says 'pip pip cheerio' (except perhaps Billy Bunter)

Haha its just what i copied off google

 

[MrCookiE]

I think Coltdan is guilty of taking the piss a little there... No-one EVER says 'pip pip cheerio' (except perhaps Billy Bunter)

Or maby Stephen Fry

 

[parttime crackhead]

Bullshit, don't give us yer shite. I've heard English cunts saying that hundreds of times.

 

[ColtDan]

Pip pip shitey porridge wog bawbags

If an american can decypher that i'll post them a coin with the queens noggin on it

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Pip pip shitey porridge wog bawbags

THAT is my new all time favourite saying

 

[ColtDan]

ahaha

 

[parttime crackhead]

I don't even have a decent reply to that

Gutted

 

[abracadabra girl]

why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?

they do that in england too?????

 

[legalizeall]

im surprised the duo of bit pattern and spacejunk havent made an arrival here with some comments

 

[MrCookiE]

they do that in england too?????

Yep!

And, burgers are round, so why don't they make round burger cheese!?

Tbh that's my new invention, I'm gonna take that shit to dragons den! Lol

 

[abracadabra girl]

There's a chain here which solved it by making square burgers. I don't know what they do about the bun though ...

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

There's a chain here which solved it by making square burgers. I don't know what they do about the bun though ...

Haha, talk about twisted logic... surely it's far easier to make the cheese round than the burgers square??