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Bluelighter
Make a new thread just for me and you Louisa.


Why is letterman a bit of a dickhead
What is it with Americans and red cups?

What's most ridiculous?
The right to bear arms or the right to arm bears?

Why do American banks leave the doors open but chain the pens to the counter?
Colbert hands downStewart vs. Colbert vs. Oliver
Who wins![]()
He is an old bitter ultra leftist who hasnt been funny since the 80s and he knows it.Why is letterman a bit of a dickhead
The red plastic solo cup is the cup of choice used to drink alcohol discreetly at sporting event and such.What is it with Americans and red cups?
Because like lighters they are pocketed easily.Why do American banks leave the doors open but chain the pens to the counter?
That's the sort of thing a lighter thief would say lolEasily mistakenly pocketed, especially when people are mashed
...[letterman] is an old bitter ultra leftist who hasnt been funny since the 80s and he knows it...
^ I can't stand the fucking lighter thief! That proper pisses me off, if someone wants a £1 to go buy a lighter I'll give em one, a £1 ain't nothing, don't be such a little scumbag and steel mine! lol
That's the sort of thing a lighter thief would say lol