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ask an American anything

You had already done that, and I believe it's archived by now. But out love will never be archived, it will live on just like the most popular of threads :) <3
 
Why is letterman a bit of a dickhead

It's part of US talk show / light entertainment culture; you can trace it back to Dean Martin and others. Plus he probably is just a bit of a dickhead anyhow.

Unfortunately, Chris Evans and Jonathan Ross decided to import that same dickheadishness.


What is it with Americans and red cups?

Please explain! :D
 
Why did you create shows where in folks short of a chromosome can bring their dysfunctional families and friends into a studio to do battle while the equally retarded audience whoop and cheer as these fucktards attack one another...

For example -

Due to this we ended up with this pondlife on our tv..



Thanks america ;)
 
Why do American banks leave the doors open but chain the pens to the counter?

Americans love to steal pens. When I worked in an office, we went through so many pens that we started the chain thing. Several times I would come into work and found the chains gone with the pens. We are terrible thieves.

Isn't it pretty normal to leave the doors open while a business is open? The exception being pawn shops where they buzz you in.
 
Stewart vs. Colbert vs. Oliver

Who wins :|
Colbert hands down
Why is letterman a bit of a dickhead
He is an old bitter ultra leftist who hasnt been funny since the 80s and he knows it.
What is it with Americans and red cups?
The red plastic solo cup is the cup of choice used to drink alcohol discreetly at sporting event and such.
Why do American banks leave the doors open but chain the pens to the counter?
Because like lighters they are pocketed easily.
 
^ I can't stand the fucking lighter thief! That proper pisses me off, if someone wants a £1 to go buy a lighter I'll give em one, a £1 ain't nothing, don't be such a little scumbag and steel mine! lol
 
...[letterman] is an old bitter ultra leftist who hasnt been funny since the 80s and he knows it...

Ultra leftist? (or even leftist?) are you joking? (i know you're not). Michael Moore, Ralph Nader and (say) Danny Glover are arguably a bit left wing, but they're by no means ultra-leftists by any objective measure; so letterman can't be can he?

If they're ultra-leftists, what term do you use for eg the Weather underground? (mega-super-duper-leftist?)

I mean the Democrats aren't even left wing (just slightly less horrible right wing (like our new labour)). All the mainstream parties in both our countries are neoliberal - don't be fooled by the 'liberal' - they are very firmly right wing capitalists (liberal is used here in the economic sense, not being nice to people)

Maybe watch less fox news...;)
 
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