I'm sorry. I've held my tongue as long as I can. I can no longer. Forgive me in advance for my first loss of temper on this forum, if you would be so gracious.
I was going to say something but thought it would just lead to more flaming, Shulgin definitely was not a "failed DOW chemist". He made medicine as we know it, he just doesn't get the recognition.
NO. NO. Just... NO. He did not make medicine as we know it. Not. Even. Close. You do realize he eschews SAR(that's structure-activity relationship)-based predictions on the activity of any given compound- which is the foundation of modern drug discovery- for a "make 'em and taste 'em" approach- which is the antithesis of how things are done in the labs of "big pharma"- right? You also realize that the pharmaceutical industry was already quite robust long before he ever produced a compound for human consumption? Yes, he did discover lots of fantastic compounds that target 5-HT
2A, but he did NOT INVENT MODERN MEDICINE. Saying that Shulgin invented medicine as we know it is like saying Colonel Sanders invented cuisine as we know it. So NO. Just... No.
Furthermore, you realize that I- as well as many of the geniuses you have belittled in your incoherient ramblings, I'm sure- was reduced to tears of laughter by your nonsensical gibberings, and then stoked to more anger than I believed I could feel from something as inconsequential as this by your total lack of respect for people who command it! Do you realize that, in my opinion, have poluted 7 FUCKING PAGES of what used to be a thread full of the light-hearted exchange of ideas between those who wanted to learn and those who had something of value to teach. Give you a hint: you're definitely not the latter, and although you've claimed otherwise, neither are you the former, since you consistently shit all over the very people who are trying to help you and have shown more patience with you than I believed was left in this world.
The very concept that you think throwing random-ass organic compounds into a pot is going to achieve anything other than making a mess, especially when you've admitted yourself that you know jack-shit about chemistry, including not being able to read a skeletal formula, repeatedly misusing and/or bandying around miscellaneous jargon (lmao at "decarboxylizing" in the context you applied it in), and then subsequently claiming you WILL be setting up a perfume company/supplement company IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS. Somehow you will equip your "ghetto lab," despite the fact you can't afford much beyond food (your own statement). I look forward to seeing pictures on the news of the dumbass who got arrested for possession of controlled precursors in a lab that I'm sure would horrify even a bathtub crank chemist. Here's another hint for you: a range hood is not a fume hood, no matter how similar in form and function they appear to be.
To sum it all up: You're a fucking moron. You don't know shit about what you're talking about, and you're oblivious to that fact no matter how many times its painted in 500m high letters directly in front of you. You know what though, all of that is forgivable. You know what isn't? Mouthing off people who come to try and help you achieve your goals, no matter how half-baked said goals may be.
In conclusion, there's a phrase I heard from an old AA'er that applies FLAWLESSLY to this situation: Take the cotton out of your ears and put it in your mouth. It will do you far more service there. QED.