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Porn Appreciation Thread V. Druginfluenced Megawanking

A fairly large proportion of Teh Louonge and a surprisingly high percentage of mods in the staff forum actually. Neither of which include me which is very much for the best I can assure you.

Incidentally, I don't think it's 'sad' to post pix like that. You really do have a massive issue with sexuality don't you, Raas :(
 
I don't have a lot to offer in regards to porn on my hard-drive.

I've just had a rummage and found 1 picture.

Now, can you all do me a favour and have at least one jerk-off to this handsome couple:

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Oooo! Not bad 8/10. I don't jerk off to porn tho, so I'll leave that bit to thee gentlemen

but just a reminder


You can't even see a face? That could be anyone My Mum??? I think it's wrong to perv over someone you do not know.

WTF? again no face... probably some insecure woman who's been dumped a few too many times, trying to feel attractive by taking pics. nowt sexy about that.

Is it yer Ma? ... Because if my mind did start to wonder while looking at it, it would make everything wrong somehow.
 
Oh yeah, like I keep naked pictures of my Mum and Dad on my hard-drive.

I've given you a fine erotic picture, now the very least you can do is jerk off to it. at least once. Please :) Double dare ya.
 
It's actually a pretty impressive (yet very narcissistic) shot tbh :o

Normally his pics have ridiculously retarded borders around them and he's doing some unacceptable shit with his missus like body painting each other.
 
Please give me some credit. I'm not sad enough to photo myself and ex naked and present it to all the users on the forum I post on.

I mean, WHO would possibly be that sad!? What kind of person would ACTUALLY DO THAT!?

Incidentally, I don't think it's 'sad' to post pix like that. You really do have a massive issue with sexuality don't you, Raas :(

Do you see what I was hinting at now? I'm not quite the sexually repressed, frustrated, misogynistic Christian with agendas of moral superiority that you take me for ;)

I hope I've made my point now of never being too careful as to just what you perv over on the Internet, the self-eulogisation behind the photo's, and freedom to mock those who dare exhibit themselves as such.


My work here is done.





No not quite....



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Done now.
 
Do you see what I was hinting at now?

Not really. Admittedly I have no particular desire to see OTW's bits 'n' pieces but I also don't have any particular problem with him wanting to show 'em off if such is his wont. I suspect if it had been some attractive young gal of whatever 'type' it is you happen to prefer you'd have less of an issue with it. As long as she included her head and it wasn't your mum, naturally.

Also, given OTW flashes his cockenballs at regular intervals I kinda doubt he's overly neurotic about PaintShop rulers and the like. Strange things are todgers - they don't half look different from different angles. I have it on good authority mine looks positively enormous from one particular angle. T'isn't but is amazing the difference a few degrees can make.
 
I have a cyst on my left testicle if that makes you feel any better.

I have been in the sheds with so many naked guys I know for a fact that there will always be someone bigger and someone smaller than you. I remember one guy I played with whose nick name was "Foot". I doubt it was 12 inches to be honest but no one offered to change his name for him.
 
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