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Weirdest things you've found?

That.. somehow.. reminds me..

I was walking along the beach a good.. 9 years ago and there was this animal washed up that looked like a fckin alien.. As far as i remember it was about the size of a small dog, had flippers like those long neck water dinosaurs and for some strange reason i can't remember what the head looked like.. It's skin was like.. i dunno like it was an albino amphibian but where the pink eyes had mixed with the skin.. thing was fucked..
 
Searching through woods and bushes was always a reliable source of porn as a hormone riddled youngster. In fact, it was my only source of porn back then as I could never find my dads stash. Didnt had the balls to try and buy it at that age. Never could work out why people chose to wank in random spots of countryside.

Then again, I remember a few of us sneaking out of school one day and finding some very close to the school grounds. It was like Christmas for us all at the time, but was rather more sinister now I think back.

With the advent of the internet, todays youth dont know how easy theyve got it.
 
SteadyEddie said:
Searching through woods and bushes was always a reliable source of porn as a hormone riddled youngster. In fact, it was my only source of porn back then as I could never find my dads stash. Didnt had the balls to try and buy it at that age. Never could work out why people chose to wank in random spots of countryside.

Then again, I remember a few of us sneaking out of school one day and finding some very close to the school grounds. It was like Christmas for us all at the time, but was rather more sinister now I think back.

With the advent of the internet, todays youth dont know how easy theyve got it.
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When we was younger we all used to keep porn we had acquired in various road salt bins around the town, in a sort of free exchange service. God we were sad! :/
 
My face is hurting from laughing reading this.

I always felt it was just me that looked in bushes & grit bins for grot mags as a kid, seems I was wrong.

Knock - You didn't know what the pump was huh?......Somehow I don't believe you. I've read Cityboy: Beer and Loathing in the Square Mile & I am fully aware of what you banker, systems analyst researches types get upto in private members clubs in Soho ;)
 
rickolasnice said:
That.. somehow.. reminds me..

I was walking along the beach a good.. 9 years ago and there was this animal washed up that looked like a fckin alien.. As far as i remember it was about the size of a small dog, had flippers like those long neck water dinosaurs and for some strange reason i can't remember what the head looked like.. It's skin was like.. i dunno like it was an albino amphibian but where the pink eyes had mixed with the skin.. thing was fucked..
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fuckin hell, email david attenborough or chris packham or some wildlife expert seriously, or just google image sea creatures, i cant imagine what that could have been. I was snorkelling in Australian beach one time i visited, and there was fuck all to be seen, suddenly this massive brightly coloured fish swam right at me, i was so taken by suprise i totally lost my composure and swallowed half a lung full of Australian sea water. Next time I'll expect the unexpected.
 
rickolasnice said:
That.. somehow.. reminds me..

I was walking along the beach a good.. 9 years ago and there was this animal washed up that looked like a fckin alien.. As far as i remember it was about the size of a small dog, had flippers like those long neck water dinosaurs and for some strange reason i can't remember what the head looked like.. It's skin was like.. i dunno like it was an albino amphibian but where the pink eyes had mixed with the skin.. thing was fucked..
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Someone been watching channel 5 ;)
 
Early morning walk on Hollywood Fl beach I found buds floating in the surf, so I started collecting when two old lady's approached an asked what I was picking up. So after telling them about 15 minutes later each gave me a big cup full saying they didn't use it but had fun collecting and checking it out. I got about a half pound in all and made hash oil from it. Also found a small meteorite in Jersey when about 15 yrs old. Someone stole it at a party at my house with a bunch of other shit. Last party.
 
Bodda said:
I always felt it was just me that looked in
bushes & grit bins for grot mags as a kid,
seems I was wrong.
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I feel sorry for todays youth as they will never know the joy of finding a discarded grot magazine in the woods.
 
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
I have taken the task on to explore these 2x memory sticks and the camera.
1st memory stick bunch of computer files I know nothing of.
Camera - no files

But then I hit the jackpot!
USB stick 2 - about 200 pics! Yehhhh! Some woman early 40's face like a pig longish black hair wearing all sorts of kinky shit! And pics of her getting fucked and playing with herself! Haha there were no face pics untill the last 10 or so.
Thinking about where the bag was I reckon whoever discarded it had tried to throw it into the Trent off the bank but it got caught in the bushes. I'm going to keep an eye out for the woman and see if she would prefer a small 'token' payment to myself instead of the pics being posted up amongst the local community lol

And then I remembered what the memory sticks were amongst and proceded to was my hands, several times!
 
yoyo50 said:
Not reallly weird but me and a mate was out at like 3am all shops shut, fucked and he needed a lighter 10 seconds later i spot a brand new lighter on the floor.

Cool story yesssss
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Lady Fortune was smiling in you that day. Ive found a couple of pound coins on the pavement/steet in the town centre, nothing more than that. Friday night is allways good for that later on at night lol. My sister found £20 on the street. My Dad once lost his wage packet on a bus, it was a lot of money for the time, he forlonly went to the depot in the vein hope that someone might have handed it in. Somone had !! He bought the guy an expensive bottle of whisky to thanks him. Tbh im not sure what id do if i found a bag with £500 in it or something, Id be really torn, to hand it in or not to hand it in.

I used to be honest with shop workers when they gave me too much change, but no more, its on their head now, they should be more carefull, its a cruel world, i also recently discovered that they are allowed a certain leeway between £5-£10 till shortages anyway, to account for such human errors. An ex Tesco employee told me this. So i dont really feel any qualms at all now. Last time a tesco worker gave me too much change i put it straight into a charity box for someone collecting for cancer. That person was clearly suffering herself. I could not have done 2 callous things in a row, i felt her cause was more worthy than aither mine or fuckin Tescos.
 
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Ive found a porn book in a bush... you wont ever find one ever again... porn magazines / books are out of fashion tbh
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Who didn't find porn in the bush / wood / fields when younger though? It was standard.

Dunno who was sitting about in those places looking at porn like but evidently they were and they weren't keen on talking it home with them.

Me and my mates used to believe that the 'devil worshippers' hung out in the fields close to where we lived worshipping the occult and looking at porn.....maybe they did?
 
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