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Gibberings CXLVI: I've Seen Things, I've Seen Them With My Badgers

hey maxal, you should appreciate this quick story then; when my ex told about her np/gyn rotation, one of her fellow students had a gynaecologist father. she, in the spirit of TOTALLY NORMAL father/daughter conversation - had asked about disgusting things he had encountered in his time. his reply went something like this; he had a girl come in complaining of a painful gina, upon removing her panties, the smell hit him straight away - severe infection, with accompanying thick, green discharge

he prescribed her medication, told her to take all of it, then return in two weeks or whatever


she came back after the time had elapsed, still complaining of pain. doctor dude asked if she'd finished the medicine he had given her.... to which she replied no. slightly taken aback, he enquired as to why. was she getting side effects?







"well... my boyfriend says he likes the taste"
 
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Perchance have I accidentally entered herbal-watersports-dating.com 8o

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So all well round gibbering parts eh

<3
 
kate said:
But was it an earth shattering disturbance of the nice kinky kind?

Good afternoon snolls, eadd.
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I wish :( Might be later though =D

Afternoon! And good night; if I have any horrific vagina-related nightmares I'm coming back for you lot with a vengeance
 
maxalfie said:
Yes, shower before meeting him in the pub,think of the children,won't you please at least do it for them?
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No, im going to take it to the local paddy pub beer garden wipe a few micks out ( too mouthy) then im going to get him in the mood and hes going to lift my long hippy skirt up and im going to tie it round his neck until he dies. then im going to wait a few weeks til hes sexy and .. well theres a lot you can do with bones.
 
NightsEpiphany said:
No, im going to take it to the local paddy pub beer garden wipe a few micks out ( too mouthy) then im going to get him in the mood and hes going to lift my long hippy skirt up and im going to tie it round his neck until he dies. then im going to wait a few weeks til hes sexy and .. well theres a lot you can do with bones.
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i like yr style <3
 
Gosh sounds a bit racy n' scary yella! Enjoy.

Thank you for the welcomes back. A bluelight break has certainly made me appreciate you all the more <3 *waves to Brimz*

Sounds like its been a difficult spell for you all. Hope things are looking up. Are you all ok?

<3

It's lovely being all autumnal here, had a good leaf litter kicking sesh yesterday, maybe have another later today too. Just back from man-son's overseas where the weather was balmy and the trees still lush, but nice to be back home for a Scottish autumn. If its pissing the 'morra I'll be raging tho'!
 
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This track has been haunting me all weekend. Contemplating the nature of the machine. I think I get John C. Lily and his notion of a solid state universe.
 
kate said:
Gosh sounds a bit racy n' scary yella! Enjoy.

Thank you for the welcomes back. A bluelight break has certainly made me appreciate you all the more <3 *waves to Brimz*

Sounds like its been a difficult spell for you all. Hope things are looking up. Are you all ok?

<3

It's lovely being all autumnal here, had a good leaf litter kicking sesh yesterday, maybe have another later today too. Just back from man-son's overseas where the weather was balmy and the trees still lush, but nice to be back home for a Scottish autumn. If its pissing the 'morra I'll be raging tho'!
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'Spell' Kate.. why i am not a one to curse kate lol i am a fucking christian blud! It was a long and lonely exile for me to but now we're back.. as if from out in the milky way somewhere.. they still have that old familiar look to their posts.. glad you got a welcome back.. might stick around. Hey werent you the one that..?
 
What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand?
You can't gargle sand!
With that I am off to bathe as I feel dirty now. Have a good day everyone,nice seeing you around again Kate.
 
breakcorefiend said:
I presume you read the bit saying 'Swiss passports needed' right?
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That may be a issue to you, but me & Maxalfie are masters of the show called Art attack.
Some Poundland paint, tape & a sharp knife we can turn any passport into a Swiss one.

Afternoon Mr Cenobite, ususal Moto GP today & 10ml blues for you on this fine day?
Hope ya'll keeping well :)

I'll tear Jorge Lorenzo's soul in two :)
46 for life :)
 
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Reminds me of a bad acid trip I once had after watching naked lunch Ceres.

Loving the animation.
 
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