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Gibberings CXLVI: I've Seen Things, I've Seen Them With My Badgers

Lucky that Badger girl has managed to avoid the cull so far so no wonder she feels like partying.
 
Hahaha MDB, that cat is a muthafuckin boss.

I used to hate cats, I kind of want one now. I now like them for the exact same reason I used to hate them - They're wee dicks.

maxalfie said:
Lucky that Badger girl has managed to avoid the cull so far so no wonder she feels like partying.
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mydrugbuddy said:
the cat that caused 3 police officers to knock on my door and request to come in has been sitting in my back garden, trying to look appealingly at me to let him in. Fuck that, i chased the cunt away with a 2litre bottle of water trying to soak it as much as possible. I dont want somebody elses cat shit in my yard that i constantly have to pick up, and scaring away the birds of the feathered variety.
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Is this the same cat that would refuse to move & force you to get off your bike and caused trouble between you and your neighbour?
 
pontifex01 said:
Didn't know you had Arabic blood MK. Italian and Arabic? I would NOT want to fuck with you my friend.

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Yeah man dad is Italian, mom is from Syria, I was born in Damascus. Luckily I was brought up in Europe as my folks moved to Italy when I was only a few months old, I absolutely despise Arab culture though, brutish, medieval, primitive, the only good thing is the hospitality and generosity, I'm okay with lebanese/syrian christians though as they tend to be more civilised and westernised
 
i believe its owner is a stupid person, i was cycling home one day, and there is a curb in the pavement that i habitually ride up to get by bike off the road, onto the pavement for 2 metres before trundling it into my house. One day a cat was lying in that curb, in my way, so i shouted "Move !". I didnt realise its owners were around and they took huge offence and started calling me a fucking idiot to which i took huge offence. The guy tried to intimidate me with that macho bullshit of coming up to me face to face. FAIL. Anyway a few days later some cunt had chucked a bag of chips on the road and i was picking them up. The owner of the cat called the police saying that i was always hanging aroung their house, i dont even know where they live. I couldnt believe that she had actually called the police and that the police had actually responded. I heard them outside my door muttering about "all this for a bloody cat". Thank fuck i didnt have anything incriminating out in the open, although one of the coppers picked up one of my blisters of etizolam. Fortunately it was next to a chemist prescription bag so he didnt take that any further. They just told me that i dont want to start getting in trouble with the law, if some kind of 'assault' happened between me and the guy.
 
Man MDB that is some trivial shit, I mean that in a sympathetic way. If I didn't like cats so much I'd tell you to kill the fucker to get even with those twats. Or brick through the window. But karma and all that.... I'm slowly getting it...

edit= LOL crackhead what do you reckon its plan is, long term? Get MDB locked up? Take over the 'hood?
 
Anyway a few days later some cunt had chucked a bag of chips on the road and i was picking them up. The owner of the cat called the police saying that i was always hanging aroung their house
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mydrugbuddy said:
i believe its owner is a stupid person, i was cycling home one day, and there is a curb in the pavement that i habitually ride up to get by bike off the road, onto the pavement for 2 metres before trundling it into my house. One day a cat was lying in that curb, in my way, so i shouted "Move !". I didnt realise its owners were around and they took huge offence and started calling me a fucking idiot to which i took huge offence. The guy tried to intimidate me with that macho bullshit of coming up to me face to face. FAIL. Anyway a few days later some cunt had chucked a bag of chips on the road and i was picking them up. The owner of the cat called the police saying that i was always hanging aroung their house, i dont even know where they live. I couldnt believe that she had actually called the police and that the police had actually responded. I heard them outside my door muttering about "all this for a bloody cat". Thank fuck i didnt have anything incriminating out in the open, although one of the coppers picked up one of my blisters of etizolam. Fortunately it was next to a chemist prescription bag so he didnt take that any further. They just told me that i dont want to start getting in trouble with the law, if some kind of 'assault' happened between me and the guy.
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That is ridiculous. What an overreaction.
 
pontifex01 said:
Man MDB that is some trivial shit, I mean that in a sympathetic way. If I didn't like cats so much I'd tell you to kill the fucker to get even with those twats. Or brick through the window. But karma and all that.... I'm slowly getting it...

edit= LOL crackhead what do you reckon its plan is, long term? Get MDB locked up? Take over the 'hood?
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i dislike cats cos i have to constantly pick up their shit, literally. And they kill defenseless birds for no reason. Even so im not the type of person to throw bricks through windows or go round killing cats.
 
pontifex01 said:
edit= LOL crackhead what do you reckon its plan is, long term? Get MDB locked up? Take over the 'hood?
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The 'hood? More like the world. This cat's got big ambitions.

Once it gets MDB locked up it'll have free reign of his back garden to plot it's next move.

MDB - Do you know what the cat's name is? I feel like we need this info.
 
Cats are awesome.
The cat didnt call the fuzz, its owner did.

Try to see it from the owners point of view; you let your cats out so they can be happy but it can be nerve wracking as they are kinda vulnerable. How would you feel if you saw someone shout at one of your friends ?
 
justinsayno said:
Cats are awesome.
The cat didnt call the fuzz, its owner did.

Try to see it from the owners point of view; you let your cats out so they can be happy but it can be nerve wracking as they are kinda vulnerable. How would you feel if you saw someone shout at one of your friends ?
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i get what you are saying, but can you see it from my point of view ?

i dunno what its name is ptch
 
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