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The Official EADD Ibiza 2013 Thread

Stewy said:
There's plenty of sad fucks who do! they think VIP =Talent.Probs paid 60.00 Euro for the so called pleasure! Rant over!:X
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Even the fake-tanned roasters at a Paris Hilton night don't think she's talented. They might be utterly fucking stupid, but they're not that utterly fucking stupid. She can't even give a half decent gammy and that's what she's famous for!

You need to understand that she's a CELEBRITY!!! and it will improve your shitty wee life no end if you manage to get yourself in the same room as her. If you manage to get a snide 30 second video clip of her... oh shit! Life Is Good son!
 
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...ttracts-record-number-of-morons-2013080878114

Ibiza attracts record number of morons
08-08-13

PARTY island Ibiza is enjoying a bumper season with over 900,000 morons flying in.



Club promoters have hailed the influx of morons, half-wits and imbeciles as further evidence of a global clubbing renaissance.

DJ Tom Logan, who runs the Sexy Gurnfest Deluxe club night, said: “Last night’s party was absolutely packed, it was solid, wall-to-wall morons.

“Morons are the backbone of this industry because it is absurdly easy to get their cash, they pretty much throw it at you.

“I said, ‘Morons put your hands in the air!’ and they all responded obediently like the sweaty bovines that they are. Then I said ‘Morons make some noise!’ and they all mooed and bleated.

“I kind of hate my life but Jesus Christ I am making so much money, I’ve had to rent a massive yacht just to store my cash – a cash yacht.”

Nikki Hollis works at superclub Robot, operating the VIP hand dryer: “The normal hand dryer is a tenner per go, but the VIP hand dryer is fifty quid. People ask me what the difference is and I tell them ‘the VIP hand dryer is for VIPs’.

“Then they give me fifty quid.”

Moron Emma Bradford said: “I want to see someone from reality television playing lab rat music off a laptop in an environment where drinks are about fifteen quid.

“I am having the stupid time of my idiot life.”
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is there even good drugs in ibiza anymore? I thought it had become just another maguluf/ malia/ benidorm lads on holiday piss up place.
 
hexagram said:
is there even good drugs in ibiza anymore? I thought it had become just another maguluf/ malia/ benidorm lads on holiday piss up place.
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Good drugs.. in abundance.. everywhere. There are still loads of choppers over there who just go to the west end for drinking, like malia, magaluf etc but if you avoid that area then you avoid most of them. When some place gets labelled as the "party capital" etc its hard really to avoid them kind of people.
 


Very helpful advice on the thread , but what I really wanna know is is the fucking music anygood thesedays ???

I can put up with the drugged out wankers as long as the tunes are still there
 
Remember seeing some appeal on facebook some parents trying to track there daughter who had been missing in ibiza for like 9 days, just seen her on the news she got caught trying to bring back 6kg of coke back from Peru to madrid just in her suitcase, her mate had the same amount.

I remember some lad was asking me to do it last year, offering 10grand. Its fucking nothing, she will get a long time and for such a small amounts, so obvious aswell Peru to Madrid??
 
Yeah, that was an Irish girl. Was working as a hostess/dancer in San An. She had been missing from Ibiza for about 2 weeks, family had gone to the police, had a facebook campaign going etc. Herself and a Scottish girl got caught with 6kg of coke each on them on a flight itinerary Peru -> Madrid -> Majorca. Even more obvious than Peru to Madrid. However much she was offered wasnt enough, I'd say she'll be spending a fair few years down in Peru now.
 
This kind of stuff fascinates me. Poor girl obviously had run up a drugs debt, or been played by some big boys in Ibiza for a few days and played into it. Probably told authorities had been paid off so will be a breeze etc.

Such a silly route to take, and to top it off her own family have a big appeal going and no doubt flags on her passport that she was a missing person wouldn't help when boarding a plane. Silly, silly girl though! She will probably get 7 years, release in 2.5/3 years but then be unable to leave Peru until the 7 years is up, that seems common for Europeans caught trafficking.

Ibiza and Majorca will be a bit dry for end of season possibly. Funnily enough the best coke I have ever had was in Majorca, came from pretty high up the food chain and only €60/g.
 
I really really doubt that it will have any effect at all, they wont risk the whole island cocaine trade on some girl making a mission to Peru, tons will be moving through spain still....
 
Can we get a list of good pills and a list of bad.........
Thanks
 
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Very helpful advice on the thread said:
like everywhere else in the world. you need to find the dj/crowd/night you like first. biggest cash cow nights are usually the commercial music type events



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12,000 baggies in less than one week

you def need lots of dealers though
 
The point is that although the particular 12kgs those daft birds were carrying would probably take well more than a week to get shot of, there will be tons of other cocaine shipments arriving all the time. So it would likely make no noticeable difference to cunts on holiday trying to buy a g.

I'd be willing to bet that Ibiza goes through more than 12kg a week.
 
parttime crackhead said:
The point is that although the particular 12kgs those daft birds were carrying would probably take well more than a week to get shot of, there will be tons of other cocaine shipments arriving all the time. So it would likely make no noticeable difference to cunts on holiday trying to buy a g.

I'd be willing to bet that Ibiza goes through more than 12kg a week.
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100-200k of people go a week just to get fucked up, so that would probably last a couple of days lol.
 
Yup, and dont forget the cunts in the marina who probally have an ounce for the night with the ladies.
 
Well the first interview the police released clips of ( I stress clips ) the 2 bints said they knew nothing of what was in the suitcases

Now they are saying they were forced at gunpoint and were told the men above them in the chain knew of their relatives wherabouts etc etc

Has to be one or the other
Both of them look like fucking hoovers anyways, can spot em a mile off
 
Nothing to do with Ibiza, everything to do with Peru, but my ex- girlfriend had a autistic female cousin who was groomed through a website, something to do with black music, she had a thing for reggae, anyway she was groomed to be a mule through Lima. She obviously had no idea what was going on. Got caught, got seven years, has only just been returned to UK I think to finish off the sentence after about four years in jail in Lima. Cunts also robbed her home as soon as she was banged up and trashed her credit cards etc.

Theres some nice people in this world.
 
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