Gibberings CXXXIX : Did Ye Aye?

[brimz]

95% within 24 hours, 89% in the next 48 %)

Good to see you around too brimz, how are your ribs doing?

ALLright ta , got some more df's .

It was the huge H habit that was the trauma it got really bad up to a Gram a day . I've got it under control know & at the same time managed to give up Crack %)

for the longest period in fukin years

 

[Albion]

That's still a 5% chance of having a kid.

That's a lot.

 

[The Liberal Media]

Motherfucking Flying Ant's are everywhere !!!

 

[Albion]

And wasps. Had so many wasps in my room last night that I slept on the sofa in the living room. I'm not being a pansy, when I'm asleep there's no telling what sort of wasp-human bodily contact might occur.

 

[Pagey]

ALLright ta , got some more df's .

It was the huge H habit that was the trauma it got really bad up to a Gram a day . I've got it under control know & at the same time managed to give up Crack %)

for the longest period in fukin years

Oh woops yeah sorry, just saw that someone else asked you that like two minutes ago haha.
Huge congrats on the H & crack though, that's fantastic. I'm suitably impressed

 

[knock]

And wasps. Had so many wasps in my room last night that I slept on the sofa in the living room. I'm not being a pansy, when I'm asleep there's no telling what sort of wasp-human bodily contact might occur.

More than 0 and they have to die. No flysping wants here.

 

[brimz]

Motherfucking Flying Ant's are everywhere !!!

Nightmare

Oh woops yeah sorry, just saw that someone else asked you that like two minutes ago haha.
Huge congrats on the H & crack though, that's fantastic. I'm suitably impressed

thanks Pagey .

Right So i want all y'all opinions on this

The Bath Liberal Club is within earshot of my block of flats & in the summer they open the fukin fire exit & make untold fukin noise till at least 11pm

THEY PLAY FUKIN SKITTLES

It is really fukin bad n would prevent me sleeping well it has .

I am seriously considering taking this further as we get letters if our music is loud after 21:00hrs .

This is much worse , the thing is i don't know if they are actually connected with the Liberal Party ( Our MOb ) nor they just use the name .

What does a homeboy do ?

 

[The Liberal Media]

Seems the flying ants are only here for about 15 days
something to do with a so called "Nuptial Cycle" for them

15 days too much if you ask me, the cunts are everywhere & I heard they even eat the poor ants that have no wings

Just seen about 15 flying ants in a patch of grass the size of a shoe box
Looked they they were eating about 45 ants that had no wings

Either that , or they were fucking them
One big Ant Orgy before they pop their clogs in a couple of weeks ?

 

[Uncle Robert]

Seems the flying ants are only here for about 15 days
something to do with a so called "Nuptial Cycle" for them

15 days too much if you ask me, the cunts are everywhere & I heard they even eat the poor ants that have no wings

Just seen about 15 flying ants in a patch of grass the size of a shoe box
Looked they they were eating about 45 ants that had no wings

Either that , or they were fucking them
One big Ant Orgy before they pop their clogs in a couple of weeks ?

makes sense as flying ants are ants at mating stage, so horny as fuck looking for a good time

 

[ColtDan]

F'ing hate flying ants. and wasps. i remember when i was a kid we had a nest under a patio paving slab in the garden, flying ants all over the place, step dad goes out with a crow bar and digs it up, thousands of the things revealed all over the place, eggs, makes my skin crawl when i think back, i can vividly picture em all crawling like a sea of moving black

 

[The Liberal Media]

I thought they were killing the wingless ants so i brushed them all away with the edge of a newspaper( to save those poor cute wingless ones who work so hard all summer)

Now I realise I may have ruined their chances to get their rocks off

Well at least till tommorow

Kin hell , i always thought flying ants came from all the rubbish and humidity and heat in summer, ie like maggots
I didnt know they were just horny ants who grow wings so they can fly around and participate in gangbangs

 

[brimz]

ANts

What about the fukin Skittle Playing Cunts ?

 

[parttime crackhead]

 

[Marmalade]

Seems the flying ants are only here for about 15 days
something to do with a so called "Nuptial Cycle" for them

15 days too much if you ask me, the cunts are everywhere & I heard they even eat the poor ants that have no wings

Just seen about 15 flying ants in a patch of grass the size of a shoe box
Looked they they were eating about 45 ants that had no wings

Either that , or they were fucking them
One big Ant Orgy before they pop their clogs in a couple of weeks ?

stop being such a pussy.

They have a mad flying 10 mating minutes (okay sometimes a few hrs but not always) ... they (winged males) try and fuck the females ... the males drop dead and the mated females go off to start a nest.

They really dont stick around for long ... depends on the conditions ...

I like to watch em do their thing. I had thousands in my hallway wall once. Got bored in the end and just gently used a dustpan and brush to sweep em outside

 

[monstanoodle]

Loads has gone on since I posted in here.
Congratulations to the person who got the job! (Stutter was it?)
May you go forth into monotony Nah seriously, well done mate

The "Kalms" I got were the "one a night" kind so I have to cut the sealing with a lil' knife, drop them out onto a piece of paper and then slide them onto my tongue and down the gullet with some form of extremely tongue-tingling-liquid-treat. They're fucking horrible! Touch them and the scent decides to breed and grow until your whole hand smells of the fucking horror 8(
Just had 4 (which is apparently 1.54 grams) so hopefully they'll help tonight - It's proper fucking humid! I just hope there's no cloud-cover so it's nice and cool once the sky turns black.

Oh! And my laptop gave me ~5m30s of sound so I was able to put my latest track onto soundcloud! :D
It still needs mastering, but that's in the details...

Forever (Mwraow)
Funky-UK Garagey-Housey-Bassy stuff

 

[Mailmonkey]

We always seem to have flying ant day down here, just one day when they're all over the place...obviously other days they're about too, but for one day every summer we have a "flying ant day"

 

[The Liberal Media]

Hmm Marmz well as I stated before I had no way of knowing they were fucking , just looked up online that flying ants and indeed most types of ants engage in cannibalism

Would rather deprive a wingless ant of a shag as opposed to having him/her getting eaten

Urgh too much summer , cant wait till it gets COLD !!!
Bring on Winter

 

[gayorstraight]

You lot are proving the Daily Mail right!

How we can't stop complaining about the weather: Average Briton whines about the elements for four MONTHS of their life

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2316861/Average-Briton-whines-weather-months-life.html

 

[Marmalade]

Hmm Marmz well as I stated before I had no way of knowing they were fucking , just looked up online that flying ants and indeed most types of ants engage in cannibalism

Would rather deprive a wingless ant of a shag as opposed to having him/her getting eaten

Urgh too much summer , cant wait till it gets COLD !!!
Bring on Winter

I love the sun but the humidity kills me. totally crucifying it is ...
whats your humidity?

 

[The Liberal Media]

45% now

No wonder it doesnt feel as hellish as last week