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Gibberings CXXXV11 : Come On Tim!!!!

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I was going to get a cat but I'm not now because I like the local birdlife too much. It means I'll have to wait, probably for several years, and get a dog instead. I'm a fucking martyr.
 
Panthers are cool, that's a good idea.... but you're going to have to put a lot of legwork in, the pair of you, to exterminate EADD. I can see you sitting on the Intercity with the black panther in an adjoining seat like some low-rent nightmarish Life of Pi.
 
I'll lure everybody to one location with the promise of free Jolly Green Granules and a Bluntsie-kicking competition.

Then, and only then, will we strike.
 
Of all the animals I'm most envious of, it has to be the household cat.

It's like being a kid forever, only you can fly (fall with style) everywhere in pursuit of hedonistic pleasure from doting neighbours and tasty mammals.
 
I'm always truly envious of my two cats. In winter they just lol about on blankets getting cuddles. In summer they bum about our extensive garden catching mice for us to find hidden behind something at a much later date. It really is a life I would love (apart from the mice bit, I'm vegetarian)
 
My cat eats quorn and tartex, GoS. She eats cat food too, but you would just need to find a sympathetic owner, or do your own shopping. Make sure and drink plenty Red Bull as cats need Taurine.
 
Haha, I reckon I could find a sympathetic owner. As a cat I will NOT be doing my own shopping.. pluh-lease
 
Why is he in hospital? Soz if that sounds like prying, just he was messaging early hours of this morning etc
 
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