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fairnymph said:
Maybe a decade ago I got into an argument with virtually all of bluelight in a lounge thread about peeing in the shower. I think there was even a poll, maybe? Apparently most people consider it perfectly alright to urinate in someone else's shower. How is that okay?

I'd rather eat a random man's jizz than have a random man pee in my shower, hands down.
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Oh my.. Really? Piss is fiiiiine, nowt wrong with it!
 
I have a friend who has a habit of vomiting into his pint whilst on a bender and then drinking the regurgitated goodness. I actually admire his consistency.
 
Shambles said:
That's quite an impressive dislike of widdle. You'd really rather nosh the jizz? Even if it was that type that's all thick and gunky like pearlescent snot with jellified bits in?

I see nothing wrong with weeing in the shower. Is all washed away instantly. Also, fresh urine is sterile. Totally harmless. Is possibly a bit naughty to piss in other peoples' showers without their knowledge or approval though I agree. Impolite. Although I'm not sure seeking permission would be very polite either. Probably best to stick to pissing in your own shower.
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Yes, I'm an extreme urine-o-phobe. Definitely related to my OCD. I'm not into jizz, other than feeling what I assume is an evolutionary sense of rightness from jizz in my vag, but jizz isn't dirty in my mind. Urine is a waste product and thus one of the filthiest things imaginable. I'm not a germaphobe so microbial sterility is no bonus.

I'm glad we agree on the shower. Of course what people do in their own homes is up to them, but to pee in someone else's shower when you're a guest is just incredibly uncivilised and downright rude.

LOL, jancrow! No, I'm still far more terrified of urine. I do realise it's not rational. Shoes and handbags horrify me, too.
 
did anyone notice "computer programmer" ceres say something a while back.. no i didnt read it either. i better go check..


ah, im sorry to see youre upset again, ceres. cant you use your nvq skills to navigate your way to the ignore button? dont worry about me, i find it easy to forget you (case in point - took me so long to see your reply because youre one of the members who's posts i was automatically skipping lol
 
fairnymph said:
Maybe a decade ago I got into an argument with virtually all of bluelight in a lounge thread about peeing in the shower. I think there was even a poll, maybe? Apparently most people consider it perfectly alright to urinate in someone else's shower. How is that okay?

I'd rather eat a random man's jizz than have a random man pee in my shower, hands down.
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Have I ever pissed in the shower?
Yes its hard not when I'm taking a shit! ;)
 
fairynymph said:
I'd rather eat a random man's jizz than have a random man pee in my shower, hands down.
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this is my quote of the week, best served without context for maximum pleasure.
 
fairnymph said:
Yes, I'm an extreme urine-o-phobe. Definitely related to my OCD. I'm not into jizz, other than feeling what I assume is an evolutionary sense of rightness from jizz in my vag, but jizz isn't dirty in my mind. Urine is a waste product and thus one of the filthiest things imaginable. I'm not a germaphobe so microbial sterility is no bonus.

I'm glad we agree on the shower. Of course what people do in their own homes is up to them, but to pee in someone else's shower when you're a guest is just incredibly uncivilised and downright rude.

LOL, jancrow! No, I'm still far more terrified of urine. I do realise it's not rational. Shoes and handbags horrify me, too.
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So having a quick slash in the sink to avoid the long trip, is completely unacceptable?

Hot gloopy man sap though over urine? come on..
 
These are good questions, Sham. :D I hadn't thought about it that intensely...

Randomness: Assuming I have a choice, I would prefer to consume jizz from healthy people who eat organic, pork-free diets, and preferably from people I like and respect. As for urination, I consider urine from all men equally appalling, but I suppose knowing of my disgust and pissing with the intention to offend would make it more upsetting than careless pissing by a random inconsiderate fucker.

I consider oral sex more intimate than any other act, so with actual voluntary, conscious jizz consumption, there's quite a lot of reverence involved. Taking someone's genetic essence into my body in any manner is something significant, and even more so when there's no biological imperative to do so.
 
Sham! :D

Mendo_K said:
So having a quick slash in the sink to avoid the long trip, is completely unacceptable?

Hot gloopy man sap though over urine? come on..
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The sink troubles me less than the shower, bc I don't stand in my sink, let alone bathe in it, and I also clean my sinks more regularly than my shower/tub. Still, the idea upsets me. Man sap (great term! I'm stealing it :)) isn't a useless waste product, it has purpose and meaning. Any way you look at it, a jizz donation is a form of flattery. Urination is generally a purely selfish act.

Speaking of jizz, I have a good friend (male, straight, and a BLer who mostly lurks) absolutely obsessed with getting girls to drink his jizz. He takes supplements to increase his load & collects it in the freezer in order to make 'jizztinis' for his lady friends. He's consulted me for help reconstituting his defrosted jizz to its original gelatinous consistency. :D
 
^^^that man must be lovely.
bet he gets invited to all the hip parties.... he always brings the drink
 
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