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BlindHelperMonkey

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got any horror stories involving time spent with particularly unsavoury, unsociable or unhygenic housemates or family members


having being told of the affliction's existence, then gawping in disbelief at what i was seeing.. and how disturbingly common it would appear to be.. i finally lost the vestiges of what little faith i had remaining in the human race. i was reading guys talking openly about the art of & addiction to the act of ejaculating into all manner of foods, milk, toothbrushes, mouthwash, face cream, lightswitches, pillows, shoes, milkshakes, lipgloss etc of housemates & visitors. the worst thing though - yes im afraid it gets worse - was that, mostly due to 'communal cum-spiking' but disturbingly in some cases.. intentionally so - certain people were planning, describing & deriving great pleasure from.. having their mothers, sisters, friends & daughters wear & ingest their man goo



puts a new spin on that guy kindly makin them drinks for you, huh?
 
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A forum. Of course.

Makes you wonder how many times we've consumed bodily fluids in our lifetimes, without knowing it. I'm sure its more common than most people like to realise.
 
I'd rather some bloke spiked me with jizz than spiked me with Bad Company in all honesty. Is borderline though.

I've never known people who actually engage in such pastimes. Have heard of such people. Even seen video evidence of pissed off chefs and such. But in day-to-day life it's not summat I worry about.

Besides, given the shite many of us here (especially me) consume spunk is surely the least of our worries :|
 
shambles said:
but in day to day life it's not summat I worry about
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i'll have to wait till i can get to the mrs' laptop, but i will search the history for the link in question.. hopefully before she does anyhow :o


but my point is, they realised this was an ultimate taboo and seemingly got off on that fact. i doubt its something they would reveal without the internets all-encompassing (yet ever decreasing) shroud of anonymity. they were even freezing it to obtain amounts large enough that one would find it hard to believe it wouldnt be noticed.. in fact, some were laughing about how certain long term victims now complained when tasting unspiked food/drink that it tasted funny


as for being far removed.. remember this was - mostly - not about revenge.. rather pure thrillseeking/sexual kink. but some had progressed to taking their fun to work.. usually large, well known food/sweet chains.. making sure some customers got their extra dose of protein each day
 
raas_2012 said:
I'm sure it's more common than most people like to realise
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you want to check what is normally found on the surface of the average coin, note and library book page.. not to mention shaking hands


sometimes you think that loopy american aviator millionaire had a point, what with the sealed, sterile chambers to sleep in, no human contact and all. sounds pretty fucking sane to me, compared to wiping cum on your step daughters lightswitch anyhow
 
Shambles said:
I'd rather some bloke spiked me with jizz than spiked me with Bad Company in all honesty.
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Even if it were done in Blind Faith? ;)

Glad somebody else thought 'seventies AOR supergroup' when they saw the thread title.

I tried other supergroup puns, but it's hard to work The Travelling Wilburys into a joke (even a bad one) without it coming across as hopelessly laboured.
 
Maybe a decade ago I got into an argument with virtually all of bluelight in a lounge thread about peeing in the shower. I think there was even a poll, maybe? Apparently most people consider it perfectly alright to urinate in someone else's shower. How is that okay?

I'd rather eat a random man's jizz than have a random man pee in my shower, hands down.
 
fairnymph said:
I'd rather eat a random man's jizz than have a random man pee in my shower, hands down.
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That's quite an impressive dislike of widdle. You'd really rather nosh the jizz? Even if it was that type that's all thick and gunky like pearlescent snot with jellified bits in?

I see nothing wrong with weeing in the shower. Is all washed away instantly. Also, fresh urine is sterile. Totally harmless. Is possibly a bit naughty to piss in other peoples' showers without their knowledge or approval though I agree. Impolite. Although I'm not sure seeking permission would be very polite either. Probably best to stick to pissing in your own shower.
 
fairnymph said:
I'd rather eat a random man's jizz than have a random man pee in my shower, hands down.
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Really? Legions of squirming spermatozoa, their tails thrashing furiously, jaws mashing, razor-sharp teeth champing between audible snarls, which jostled their way out of a stranger's angry, engorged genitals while he was thinking fuck-only-knows-what.... in your mouth....

or sterile liquid containing a few harmless salts and perhaps some drug by-products going heavily diluted over a surface designed to repel liquids and eventually ending up in a drain...

I don't get it.
 
Myshkin said:
Even if it were done in Blind Faith? ;)

Glad somebody else thought 'seventies AOR supergroup' when they saw the thread title.

I tried other supergroup puns, but it's hard .
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You couldn't work Cream into this of all threads? You're sacked then.
 
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