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fairnymph said:
I'm ethically opposed to eating intelligent animals, including pigs, dolphins, whales, primates, grey parrots, cats, and large turtles, to name several. I would prefer to avoid consuming these animals secondhand. It's a bit more than just intelligence, but that's the simplest explanation.
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Is a pig more intelligent than a cow? I know cows are fucking dumb but pigs roll about in their own jobby, that's got to be the sign of a stupid animal.

Ethically opposed to bacon :| Have you actually tried bacon? Throw your ethics right out the window & get a bacon sandwich fired up, trust me.
 
Pigs are a lot more intelligent than cows. They're more intelligent than dogs too. One of the most intelligent animals you're likely to come across in a sandwich really. Not intelligent enough to find ways to taste less tasty though.
 
parttime crackhead said:
Is a pig more intelligent than a cow? I know cows are fucking dumb but pigs roll about in their own jobby, that's got to be the sign of a stupid animal
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Oh no, they are clever. They know they're meat so they're doing that to put us off eating them.


Throw your ethics right out the window & get a bacon sandwich fired up, trust me.
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Or go utterly revolting, mental and decadent and have a bacon, peanut butter, jam and banana sandwich. Serious. It's so fucked up but also amazing.
 
Since when did an animal being intelligent or not decide on whether it was ethical to it eat, oh this cows just a dumb fuck, hes ok to be eaten, but that pig, that pig knows whats coming to me, and that concerns me? Have you ever looked deep into a cows cute eyes, Id say cows give me more sympathy.
 
jancrow said:
Or go utterly revolting, mental and decadent and have a bacon, peanut butter, jam and banana sandwich. Serious. It's so fucked up but also amazing.
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AKA "The Elvis Sandwich" (see also The Fool's Gold Loaf)

(nsfw'd cos the pic is even bigger than elvis' bloated backside)

NSFW:
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jancrow said:
That is possibly my favourite EVER wikipedia entry. It's a toss-up between that and:

this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broadcast_signal_intrusion#Confirmed_events
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On November 22, 1987, an unidentified man wearing a Max Headroom mask intercepted the signals of two television stations in Chicago. Independent station WGN-TV (now a CW affiliate), owned by Tribune Company, was hijacked first. Its signal was hijacked during the sports report on its 9:00 pm newscast for about 25 seconds. Then came PBS station WTTW, where the man was seen and heard uttering garbled remarks before dropping his trousers, and was then spanked with a flyswatter before the screen went black. The interception occurred at about 11:00 pm during an episode of Doctor Who entitled "Horror of Fang Rock" and lasted almost 90 seconds. To this day, none of the individuals responsible for the intrusion have been identified. This incident got the attention of the CBS Evening News the next day and was talked about nationwide. The HBO incident was also mentioned in the same news report, presented by Frank Currier.
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Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!! =D=D=D
 
Fuckin' brilliant innit? I'd love to know a bit more about the intrusions in the Eastern Bloc.

It was a great and noble dream of myself and my best friend to do something similar as teenagers, but unfortunately the school electronics boffin told us that even if we could afford the (hugely expensive) parts for a transmitter or jammer or whatever was required to do it he wouldn't build it because it would be too dangerous, physically, because of the voltages involved. I don't know if this was true or if he was masking a gap in his knowledge. He did make us an FM transmitter which we ran with mixed results (and the occasional enormous electric shock).
 
fairnymph said:
Speaking of jizz, I have a good friend (male, straight, and a BLer who mostly lurks) absolutely obsessed with getting girls to drink his jizz. He takes supplements to increase his load & collects it in the freezer in order to make 'jizztinis' for his lady friends. He's consulted me for help reconstituting his defrosted jizz to its original gelatinous consistency. :D
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Jizztinis, oh wow.
I don't even know what to add =D
 
I think it's maybe the savouriness of olives. I can almost see it working as a taste sensation. Now to find somebody who likes olives...

And compared to having to right 5000 words about whether or not an inanimate object has an innate sense of temporaral and cultural location I'd say jizzy olives is a perfectly normal conversation.
 
Okay I can so picture myself trying to convince my professor that that would have been a more worthwhile paper to write. Might take up a good 5000 words tbh. Worth a shot? Points for originality and dedication? Or prof thinks I'm sexually harrassing him and gets me expelled from uni?

I'm actually seriously going to have to try this jizzy olive thing now, just to satisfy my curiosity. Might not do it with a jizztini though :o
 
If you go down the jizzy olive route we expect a full report. Pix optional :D

Perhaps you could convince your professor that you found a new verse to the Gentil Cock poem that involves olives. It's really not that far-fetched.
 
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