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What's the worst thing you've done to get drug money?

Anyone who has been to jail has probably seen people do some pretty nasty shit to get high. Often literally doing nasty shit to get high.I was once celled up with a lad who had been on the run, and he knew he was getting caught eventually, so he decided to plug his works and hand himself in. The police knew him to well to believe he would hand himself in without drugs but in the UK they aren't allowed to do body cavity searches up your arse. What they do is put you in a cell with a camera that is monitored 24/7 and a special toilet so if you shit any drugs out it flushes to somewhere they can sift through it find them. He held out for a 3 day laydown in the police station with all his stuff up his back pocket and they eventually had to remand him and send him to jail. We were put in a cell together on our first night and the lad told me had it, asked if I minded him using and offered me some. I smoke now again. Anyway, he laid some paper out, lubed himself up, went up there with a few fingers (I am assuming, I wasn't watching) and fuck me if he didn't just have a quarter ounce of heroin. He had tin foil, citric acid in a wrap, and a fucking syringe and NEEDLE!!! He had been in the cell for the 3 days with a needle up his arse!

He had cut an insulin pin down and capped it and managed to get it up there with everything else, all triple wrapped to keep it clean... But fuck me if there wasn't a decent sized package with some rough corners and edges on it. I caved and smoked some of it whilst he proceeded to jack up and inject himself with a needle that had been sat up his arse for 3 days. Rough. But I was smoking smack from foil that had been in the same place so I am not much better.

A worse one that happened a few months later than that. Some kid came in and he was boasting on the wing that he had loads of subutex stashed. Three (maybe more) nasty scumbags went into his cell, knocked him out, pinned him down and spooned him. Dug out his arse with a spoon to get to his drugs. He ended up in hospital in a bad way with over 100 stitches inside and outside. The didn't even get anything cause his mate was holding it from him. They got battered and I think the screws got onto it cause it was so bad so they all got rape charges and stuff too. Fucking evil thing to do to any man that. For any reason. Pure evil.
 
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Anyone who has been to jail has probably seen people do some pretty nasty shit to get high. Often literally doing nasty shit to get high.I was once celled up with a lad who had been on the run, and he knew he was getting caught eventually, so he decided to plug his works and hand himself in. The police knew him to well to believe he would hand himself in without drugs but in the UK they aren't allowed to do body cavity searches up your arse. What they do is put you in a cell with a camera that is monitored 24/7 and a special toilet so if you shit any drugs out it flushes to somewhere they can sift through it find them. He held out for a 3 day laydown in the police station with all his stuff up his back pocket and they eventually had to remand him and send him to jail. We were put in a cell together on our first night and the lad told me had it, asked if I minded him using and offered me some. I smoke now again. Anyway, he laid some paper out, lubed himself up, went up there with a few fingers (I am assuming, I wasn't watching) and fuck me if he didn't just have a quarter ounce of heroin. He had tin foil, citric acid in a wrap, and a fucking syringe and NEEDLE!!! He had been in the cell for the 3 days with a needle up his arse!

He had cut an insulin pin down and capped it and managed to get it up there with everything else, all triple wrapped to keep it clean... But fuck me if there wasn't a decent sized package with some rough corners and edges on it. I caved and smoked some of it whilst he proceeded to jack up and inject himself with a needle that had been sat up his arse for 3 days. Rough. But I was smoking smack from foil that had been in the same place so I am not much better.

A worse one that happened a few months later than that. Some kid came in and he was boasting on the wing that he had loads of subutex stashed. Three (maybe more) nasty scumbags went into his cell, knocked him out, pinned him down and spooned him. Dug out his arse with a spoon to get to his drugs. He ended up in hospital in a bad way with over 100 stitches inside and outside. The didn't even get anything cause his mate was holding it from him. They got battered and I think the screws got onto it cause it was so bad so they all got rape charges and stuff too. Fucking evil thing to do to any man that. For any reason. Pure evil.
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A guy i know who during one of his many stays at one of her majesty's finer hotels managed to smuggle in a good pile of dilaudid pills (worth a fortune in prison) along with a load of benzos and a few other assorted sedatives such as quetiapine and mirtazapine to help sleep off the time. He smuggled in all these pills by shoving them up his ass naturally but how the fuck could anyone shove a package that big up their arse is abit beyond me. The really really super gross thing was that he thought nothing of shooting up these dillies he had shoved up his shithole for days! Seriously though how the hell can anyone eat much less IV pills that only minutes latter was shoved up theirs or someone else's arse? He even used rusty fucking needles in prison ffs! Guess he's not too worried about infections all around. Ive shot my share of coke that's been fuck knows where and cut with god knows what but there's no getting around that really when dealing with coke.

The guy also got it into his head one night when drunk on hooch (alcohol made from whatever you can get it prison) to beat the shit out of some poor fuck for his dilaudid script. The guy is now serving the better part of 6 years in prison so he will be shooting alot of shitty drugs in the years to come i suspect :D . Shooting everything from bupropion to seroquel is not that uncommon with prisoners either as they like anything to change their reality for good or bad to deal with the everyday drudgery of prison life. Hell one guy i knew years ago would trade whatever he could for benzos, seroquel, remeron, amitriptyline, Thorazine/Largactil, methotrimeprazine or any other knockout drug to help him sleep as much as he could in prison. I gave him 5mg's of methotrimeprazine years ago when he was complaining of not sleeping and the first thing that came out of his mouth the next time i saw him was "damn that was the best sleeping pill ever. I'll have to get some of that for the next time i get locked up in the clink" :|
 
- Pawned a video camera I got for Christmas a few years ago for .2 of dope
- Parents give me money on the weekends because I tell them I have none and thats why im sitting at home, so they feel bad and give me 20-40$ which I go and spend on dope.
- One of my best friends gave me a 20$ bag of dope and he thought I paid him for it when I never did. ( dont feel very bad about that one )

just things like that. Nothing to bad because Ive never ben an addict. But i still feel awful about the shit and it tears me up inside yet I continue to do it.

Makes me feel alot better reading this thread though. Some of you are just downright TERRIBLE human beings. Stealing jewelry/money from your own grandmother ? thats just immoral.
 
i've raided my friends' xanax stash a few times going back a few years ago when i was heavily addicted to diazepam and fentanyl. i fessed up to him though so have a clear conscience of that now - it was eating away at me for a long time, especially as i was living with him at the time.

we were both using benzos pretty heavily each day and doing a fair share of drinking so our memories were hazy at best. turns out another guy who was hanging with at the same time was pinching his xanax as well but he caught him in the act :\

i've doctor shopped to score extra pain pills, oxy mainly, along with diazepam. am lucky to not have been caught and outed, ruining all chance of my much needed pain management regime.
 
DavidWhy said:
Anyone who has been to jail has probably seen people do some pretty nasty shit to get high. Often literally doing nasty shit to get high.
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i knew a guy who kiestered 25 e pills in a sandwich bag when he got pulled over - knew he was going to get locked up for a night unexpectedly. he started getting high in the holding cell and went to pull them out, whereupon his cellmate blackmailed him into giving up the pills, and swallowed them without a second though.
 
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i knew a guy who kiestered 25 e pills in a sandwich bag when he got pulled over - knew he was going to get locked up for a night unexpectedly. he started getting high in the holding cell and went to pull them out, whereupon his cellmate blackmailed him into giving up the pills, and swallowed them without a second though.
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why in hell would someone wanna roll while locked up?? I'd trade that shit for food. last thing id wanna do is be confessing to my bunkie/celly my inner most feelings and telling him he's like a brother to me and shit lmao. talk about gettin your ass beat over "gay" shit (I don't think its gay, inmates think any of that is gay and "gay behavior" is not received well behind bars).
 
Jacked a fuck ton of money from my little brother and mom :/ stole my moms pain killers for her back... Pretty much just connin my way through
 
Stole money from my girlfriends bank account to go on a crack and smack binge after a fight....(we broke up soon after)had another girlfriend go doctor shopping to get me extra scripts for fentanyl and oxycontin and got mad at her when she could only get me half of what I wanted. lied to doctors for scripts...said i'd lost my wages when id spent it all on smack...loads of times saying i was going to 'drop something off' or 'pick up a cd' and had my oblivous girlfriend in the car, driving me to the dealers and then spending the night off my face and saying i'm 'tired'...jesus the list goes on...an on...I do genuinely feel really bad for these things but when you are sick, nothing matters except getting it into your veins...you even get high when you get the bag into your hands...like a temporary boost of energy...and you just ignore the world until you get better...its no excuse for the things we do but it explains them...i think the worst thing i have done and do...is just be stoned on smack and like not listening to people talk and just being somewhere else in your head...decieving people like that really gets to me...but then a shot of smack salves the sting.
 
We had a family dog who got it's leg amputated from cancer. The dog was prescribed morphine pills. I substituted sugar pills or some nonsense in the bottle and took the morphine pills myself. I remember lying in bed, feeling great, and looking at the poor dog - obviously in excruciating pain down on the floor. I felt so bad right then I had to pop another couple pills to get over it. If I had a conscience, this would be near the top...
 
This thread is just pure gold for anyone wanting to make a "Junkies are human garbage" campaign :)
 
I used to go buy a gram for someone. Get their cash, go pick up the dope, take it back to my house, pull off .1 and cook it in a spoon with brown sugar. It still looked and smelled like black tar, but it only had .1 in it and I had a free .9g stash. The bad part, these people were considered friends, and trusted me.
 
Heh, I've stolen pills, cash, things to pawn and I don't even have a proper habit. Just out of work at the moment and need my fix. I horrible selfish person, meh.
 
I addressed the blank check my mother gave me to buy school books to myself. $700. When her statement came in, there was a nice copy of the check printed with my name... >.< Epic fail. I didn't know that she would get the exact copy of the check. :(
 
^ haha my ex stole her Mum's check book. She used to write cash checks, go to the bank and withdraw a grand at a time. It went on for quite a while. In the end her Mum just started sending a grand every Friday so we could buy drugs.
 
I worked at a Christian Bookstore. When people would pay cash, I'd give them their change, and if they didn't ask for a receipt, I'd back out the sale and pocket the money for OC. The manager caught on and told me if I confessed, they wouldn't press charges. They thought I'd only been doing it for a week when I'd been doing it for a year, so I confessed and got the hell out. I was taking approx. $200 a day, working 3-4 days a week for a year. I did the math later. It was at least $30,000 total. Looking back now, I was a piece of shit.:|
 
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