I tried to rob a chemist but the hard ass bitch pharmacist said you picked the wrong place this my second day here iv'e worked for 20 + years in the physch ward at the prison & I KNOW YOU ARN'T GOING TO STAB ME SO NO SCRIPT NO DRUGS ! so I jumped the counter but still couldn't find what I wanted so ran got caught but as was first offence & there were a lot of mitagating circ + got a lot of character refs & a lenient judge got off w a wholly suspended jail sentance thank god!!
I love this story. Kudos you got balls.
Ot : Zneg I feel you on the ring story. My ex and I were rifling through his mother's room for valuables and found a ring in a tiny plastic bag. We thought it was costume jewelry at first. Pawned it for $400. Turned out it was also his grandmother's wedding ring and worth $10g. Cocaine voids all morals.
•had sex for $ and drugs
•sold my graduation gift, a 2003 Audi a6 and spent money on drugs
•robbed a man for 15g and two pieces of heroin
•dropped out of college
•sold all my valuables
•rifled through my mom's house on numerous occasions and took whatever I could pawn or return or trade for drugs
•pretended to seduce this guy so I could get his pants off which had lots of dope and money in them and ran away with it leaving him sans pants, money or drugs
•drank all my moms promethazine when she had bronchitis
•stole my boyfriend's mom's ATM card a while she was in shower nd drove around to different ATM emptying out her account
•stole steaks from grocery stores and sold to restaurants for drug money
•spent a loan from my grandma that was meant to be a car downpayment all on drugs
•sold a kid burnt crusties from my oven as heroin so I could use money for drugs. Ripped him off for $300 on one occasion and $150 another. Hey, fool me twice shame on me....