Lysis
Bluelighter
lol I know the male ones won't arrest me, but the female ones scare me. They are skeeery.
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Admit something v. Sex, Lies and Videotape edition
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lol I know the male ones won't arrest me, but the female ones scare me. They are skeeery.
Pagey
Bluelight Crew
^Do male cops not arrest you because of the boob advantage? 
rangrz
Bluelighter
Nyah, it's probably cause she is not doing anything *that* bad and has a clean nose... like, boobs or not, if I see a person deck someone in the back of the head with a beer bottle, you are coming with me. But if all I see if a joint, you're going to give me a hit and then I'll leave. 
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Pagey
Bluelight Crew
Nyah, it's probably cause she is not doing anything *that* bad and has a clean nose... like, boobs or not, if I see deck someone in the back of the head with a beer bottle, you are coming with me. But if all I see if a joint, you're going to give me a hit and then I'll leave.
I'll say it again, you're doing it right! :D
Lysis
Bluelighter
Nyah, it's probably cause she is not doing anything *that* bad and has a clean nose... like, boobs or not, if I see a person deck someone in the back of the head with a beer bottle, you are coming with me. But if all I see if a joint, you're going to give me a hit and then I'll leave.
This Pagey. lol
The worst I ever did was when i was 16, a bunch of friends went to the beach and we were doing 70 in a 35. I got the brilliant idea to knock over some cones as I drove by. Well, some undercovers caught me but my friend managed to get away. I was in a bikini along with my very hot blonde friend and my other 2 friends. We had booze in my trunk too. lol Thank god I hadn't drank anything yet.
They let me go, but shit I was scared. They kept asking me to give up my other friend who was doing the same, and I didn't...well I told them I didn't know where he was.
Other than that, the worst for me was speeding. Down here, speeding is not a big deal.
ETA: The key with cops is to just be really respectful, don't argue and just let them verbally shit talk. As much as you want to say something back, it's better to let them treat you like an asshole than going to jail.
Pagey
Bluelight Crew
^Yeah, that last one's true...although I've never had problems with driving since, well, I don't drive ahah.
The police were called once when I got involved in a bar fight after a friend of mine punched a guy twice his size, the thing turned massive and even the bouncers weren't enough to keep it under control - my friend had to spend a night in jail cuz he started yelling at the cops lol (smart), but I got away.
The police were called once when I got involved in a bar fight after a friend of mine punched a guy twice his size, the thing turned massive and even the bouncers weren't enough to keep it under control - my friend had to spend a night in jail cuz he started yelling at the cops lol (smart), but I got away.
My one trip the back of a cop car, I started giving the cop shit for driving an "evil petrochemical powered automobile that is destroying the environment".
he said, "I am charging you with drug trafficking, and you are worried that I drive a car that burns gas?"
to which I retorted, "gotta save the trees man".
We got along fine.
rangrz
Bluelighter
My textbooks are well nosed.
My physical fetishes? Like my fetishes related to the physical sciences? Like sex in a 26 dimensional hyperspace?
Or my fetishes for physical features and acts?
No, I don't collect stuff from work..ok...ok I've taken a few things from Afghanistan.
Lysis
Bluelighter
I got pulled over once for speeding (it's always speeding lol), and the cops said something like "I caught you going 70 in a 40," so I smacked the dashboard of my car and said "Bad car! Bad!" lol The cop snickered, went back to his car and gave me a ticket for going 49 in a 40. LOL
lol, I always made sure to wear my military uniform while driving(to and from the base)... because no tickets.
rangrz
Bluelighter
Unless one of us MP's pulls you over at the gate...
when I was in army Rotc I would wear my ACUs to cop dope as I knew cops wouldn't fuck with me (there's a reserve post near my old dope spot).
Pagey
Bluelight Crew
rangrz
Bluelighter
I like my women how I like my beef; ground up and in my freezer.
Pagey
Bluelight Crew
Any plans on transferring over to forensic science soon? No?
(you better get the reference)
meh, I rather feel close to them when I wear my murder-victim-skin jacket to the local discotheque
rangrz
Bluelighter
@pagey. I don't get the ref.
@kaywholed. Oh hai Mr.Gein.
@kaywholed. Oh hai Mr.Gein.
Pagey
Bluelight Crew
^Dexter! Pfft.