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Gibberings : CXXIII : Get out of Bed you fuckers!

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I may or may not be able to write a better poem than that but I'm fairly sure I couldn't at this time of the morn. Was mainly the justaposition that tickled me. I accidentally strayed onto a Super Mario Bros psytrance remix and that was the top comment. You probably had to be there for maximal comedy effect tbh.
 
Haha, what a bunch of fannies

Got locked the fuck out earlier, was legitimately shocked the landlord didn't charge me a call out fee to get back in. Staying in me onesie in bed now, all damn day.
 
curious_24 said:
Marmz, may I ask why???
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I posted a 'poo in a loo' pic in The Lounge too, and not the really 'shitty' kind .. it was kind of neat n tidy n kinda cute. That got edited because of 'an unwritten rule' about posting poo apparently. Unwritten rules, a MOD's super-special-spank-card .. It's a forum full of trolls, just don't troll them, cause that's nawt on, y0!

Anyhoo, I got told to lay off 'muck raking' and give Lysis (a mod of Sex, Love and relationships) a break (she needs one, poor dear, s'obviously exhausting all that making fun of other people's misery ... 8) )... and there was me just trying to bond with her over the cervix pic dammit, guess it didn't work :( ... y'know, cause we've both got one ... what better way was there for me to relate with, than to find something we both have in common? I was just trying to be friends dammit .. can't believe my gesture was rebuffed [NSFWd]. Eh, no matter ... and anyway, they just went back to joshing about rape and 'the situation'* straight after .... so it's all good in the hood.

anyhoo, the only way forward for me is to just win them over with my utter charm and my sparkling personality. I'm gonna make it as a Lounger eventually, I just gotta put the hours in and strive a little harder to find something that we all enjoy, and can relate to ... I'll get there in the end probably just stick to posting in the music and gif threads or summat ;) ... I want to get into the minds of those 'type' of people tho ... need to understand what makes them so damn edgy. I'll get there eventually ..

Mods, Smods, Admin reading this, I genuinely will appeal to their better nature eventually .. no more poo or cervix shots from now on, I swearz <3 ... I'm gonna be a charming motherfucker from now on, promise <3

*obv I don't mean that reality star turd called 'the situation', just incase of any misunderstanding :)






In other news, I need to stop putting my phone down my bra when it's not locked properly .. was just having a poo and got a text, pulled my phone out of my bra and realised I was also actually connected on a call to someone too 8o .. daren't even look to see who it was ... 2nd time that's happened in a week I think.
 
Ben So Furry said:
That third quote sounds like it's from someone worth knowing.
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Ha! That was me I think.

Crackheed is definitely a wee junkie though. He had two smoking hot girls holding him up all night and the only bird he got stuck in about was a dead pigeon :)
 
Fucking rabbit. Honks at me if I put my hand out for her to lick, but will happily sit grooming a heated wheat pillow for hours on end.

IT CAN'T EVEN FEEL LOVE IT'S A WHEAT PILLOW
 
kappadaftie said:
Ha! That was me I think.

Crackheed is definitely a wee junkie though. He had two smoking hot girls holding him up all night and the only bird he got stuck in about was a dead pigeon :)
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Haha, that was indeed you.

Fuck it mate, you don't need to have an awkward conversation with the dead pigeon in the morning. You just clean yourself up & launch it in the bin.

They weren't holding me up, I was using them as a jacket coz it was fucking freezing when we were standing outside. Cunts standing about in t-shirts raging at me haha. Made some comment about "I wish I could just wear youse as a jacket all the time" then had to qualify it with a "Not in a serial killer, wear your skin kind of way obviously" =D

Edit - In fact, after seeing that picture of me with your mate maybe they were holding me up lol.
 
Marmalade said:
hahah .. she's obviously a dom snolly .. you just need to be more submissive


Test: Are You Dom or Sub?
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Haha, I'm 50% dominant apparently. Helpful lol. An easier test would have been 'do you own a rabbit?' 'yes - 100% sub' ;)

Shambles said:
I never did know that rabbits honk. Your daily rabbit reports have taught me more about rabbits than a lifetime of David Attenborough docs ever did, Snolls.
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Glad to be of service :D They also chirp and have been known to scream. Heard about one persons rabbit that screamed once when it injured itself and then, when it got loads of attention and treats, proceeded to scream randomly when it felt like its owners attentions were slipping =D
 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp8dRTqXxWI
 
Marmalade said:
I posted a 'poo in a loo' pic in The Lounge too, and not the really 'shitty' kind .. it was kind of neat n tidy n kinda cute. That got edited because of 'an unwritten rule' about posting poo apparently. Unwritten rules, a MOD's super-special-spank-card .. It's a forum full of trolls, just don't troll them, cause that's nawt on, y0!

Anyhoo, I got told to lay off 'muck raking' and give Lysis (a mod of Sex, Love and relationships) a break (she needs one, poor dear, s'obviously exhausting all that making fun of other people's misery ... 8) )... and there was me just trying to bond with her over the cervix pic dammit, guess it didn't work :( ... y'know, cause we've both got one ... what better way was there for me to relate with, than to find something we both have in common? I was just trying to be friends dammit .. can't believe my gesture was rebuffed [NSFWd]. Eh, no matter ... and anyway, they just went back to joshing about rape and 'the situation'* straight after .... so it's all good in the hood.

anyhoo, the only way forward for me is to just win them over with my utter charm and my sparkling personality. I'm gonna make it as a Lounger eventually, I just gotta put the hours in and strive a little harder to find something that we all enjoy, and can relate to ... I'll get there in the end probably just stick to posting in the music and gif threads or summat ;) ... I want to get into the minds of those 'type' of people tho ... need to understand what makes them so damn edgy. I'll get there eventually ..

Mods, Smods, Admin reading this, I genuinely will appeal to their better nature eventually .. no more poo or cervix shots from now on, I swearz <3 ... I'm gonna be a charming motherfucker from now on, promise <3

*obv I don't mean that reality star turd called 'the situation', just incase of any misunderstanding :)






In other news, I need to stop putting my phone down my bra when it's not locked properly .. was just having a poo and got a text, pulled my phone out of my bra and realised I was also actually connected on a call to someone too 8o .. daren't even look to see who it was ... 2nd time that's happened in a week I think.
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http://tinychat.com/bluelightlounge6 A hard dick and a middle finger awaits....
 
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