Gibberings : CXXIII : Get out of Bed you fuckers!

[adam west]

you should try their spaghetti bologneighs

sorry 8(

 

[Ben So Furry]

Getting mdpv instead of 4-mec is a score in my opinion I'll be getting the hcl version which is apparently stronger than what has been sold before. I'm not overly fussed about it being to stimmy Dan, which is why I like aMT so much, so that suits me down to the ground.

ha ha nice one Adam

 

[Marmalade]

just remembered meeting a right arrogant fucker last night, i assume he was famous, was at the bar and politely asked him if he had a rizzla and he looks at me and goes "do you know who i am?" and i was no, who are you? and he sorta smirked and shook his head, and i was like... are you somebody at a rave? and he looked away and chatted to somebody so i was like wtf and walked off. i assume he was some sort of real famous dnb producer who was expecting me go WOW ITS YOU, YOUR SO AMAZING MAN IM HONORED TO MEET YOU blah blah continious stick head up ass boost arrogant cunts ego

you can't tell a story like this and then not tell us who it was .. or maybe it's actually a better yarn because you never found out, I can't tell

you should try their spaghetti bologneighs

sorry 8(

np ... I was gonna go there anyway ..

 

[Mailmonkey]

just remembered meeting a right arrogant fucker last night, i assume he was famous, was at the bar and politely asked him if he had a rizzla and he looks at me and goes "do you know who i am?" and i was no, who are you? and he sorta smirked and shook his head, and i was like... are you somebody at a rave? and he looked away and chatted to somebody so i was like wtf and walked off. i assume he was some sort of real famous dnb producer who was expecting me go WOW ITS YOU, YOUR SO AMAZING MAN IM HONORED TO MEET YOU blah blah continious stick head up ass boost arrogant cunts ego

it was me you twat

 

[maxalfie]

Nice one Marmz.
I can't understand how this horse meat scandal has occurred as I thought that traceability procedures were out into place after the foot and mouth outbreak.

 

[ColtDan]

Haha

Dunno who it was marmz

for some reason seeing some poncey "hipster" person in macdonalds was a bit amusing, tight green trousers and dyed bright orange hair, looked like a fucking leprechaun

 

[Ben So Furry]

Think they said on the news earlier maxalfie that they can only test for horse meat in food if they are specifically testing or looking for horse meat in the first place. They said it's not possible (or not being done yet) to test a substance and get a list of what it contains, they need to look for specifics.

 

[maxalfie]

Oh right, thanks for the info Ben So

 

[maxalfie]

Just had message from my mate who has been working in China for the last few years.
I worked with him in Magaluf years ago and I got no idea how he ended up in China.
He's coming back soon to visit his family and has apparently got a bottle of Minge for me, dread to think what that tastes like.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Posted this on Facebook earlier as I'm a bit pissed off at the reaction I got from some people after tripping a bit too hard on MXE the other day (in the privacy of my own home). Thought I'd re-post it here just for the sake of it.

I was expecting the usual "Haha, state of you ya dafty! You must have been in some tear!" which I did from a few folk, but later on I was getting fucking dogs abuse & spoken to like I was total scumbag waster. All while standing in a bar as folk were pouring pints & shots down their necks like their life depended on it

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So... eh, junkie waster (plus much worse I was called last night) & shit. Taking drugs (totally benign/safe/non addictive drugs) on a Tuesday (with nothing to do the next day) like that's a fucking outlandish thing to do etc etc. Just woke up to get a wee Disclosure Scotland letter.

Convictions - None
Cautions - None

In 28 years of acting the cunt. Not been done for a fucking thing, not caused any damage to a fucking thing or person (including myself). Not done anything but occasionally like to get out my nut because guess what... it's fucking good fun! Shoot me down now Jesus, you stupid cunt. Most of you have done the same, if not worse, & it's all been good "because it was a party" or some other such bullshit.

To add to that, drug/drink hospitalisations: None.
Making planes divert to different airports due to not being able to handle a comedown: None.
Doing a bolt from a holiday after a couple of days because I can't handle a comedown: Never.
I could continue but you get the fucking point.

My rap sheet is clean as a whistle, probably unlike a few cunts (who apparently think their minimum wage job & semi alcoholism makes them a better person) I could, but won't, mention. They're awright though coz they drink their drugs that they buy from the off-licence, eh? Aye, that makes it all good. As long as it's a government approved taxed drug then batter in, fall about the streets & kick folks heads in for practically no reason. Fuck it, stab someone if you like - It's ok... you were drunk & that's fine. You're allowed to be drunk because someone told you that's the good drug (whoever told you that is a fucking grade-A spaz btw & so are you if you believe them)

If all you do is sit on a couch one afternoon & make a bit of an arse of yourself & freak a few people out (actually sorry for that, as was not the intention in the slightest) by tripping too much you're a fucking terrible person apparently. Good one. Seriously, (other than one person I spoke to last night who this whole rant doesn't apply to, as we made peace, I genuinely felt bad for freaking him out & I don't want one of my best mates thinking this is directed at him, because it definitely isn't - We're cool, from my end anyway) anyone else who thinks otherwise is an uneducated fucking moron & genuinely fuck you, your opinion matters not one slight little fuck to me, the fucking lot of you if that's what you think of people like me then just stop being my friend, I genuinely don't need or want your bullshit. If you don't like it, or can't accept it then Peace Out, it was good being your pal, no hard feelings, but let's just cut our losses the now, because I'm never going to think my occasional "mad juans" aren't good.

Cunts sketching out coz I've had one too many? How many of you cunts have tripped absolute baws on ecto but it was just considered funny? You have no fucking clue & no fucking right to judge what I occasionally get up to in the privacy of my home/head. Might as well watch some Reefer Madness & treat it like fact. Take some acid & think you're a glass of orange juice or some shit. Get a fucking hold of yourselves & understand what propaganda is, it's hardly a new thing.

Anyway, in short.... drugs are good (tea, coffee, nicotine, etc - all good coz the shops sell them? C'mon to fuck, get a fucking clue!) & fuck anyone who thinks otherwise & double fuck anyone who thinks "drug-users" are bad people because they smoke, sniff or eat their drug of choice instead of buying it in a bar. Do you actually even realise how fucking retarded & hypocritical that logic is??? Do you understand the word hypocrite? (apologies to any absolute teetotalers reading this but I genuinely don't believe I know any)

Jeezo, that was not meant to be that long but I could have kept going for a few hours more. I don't mind cunts not having a a clue (& even having a go, but I expect them to listen to logic, reason & actual fact, as oppose to "GOVERNMENT SAYS BAD, IT MUST BE BAD THEN. YOU WILL DIE" type pish), but I really do mind cunts not having the slightest clue & thinking they can lecture me on shit that I'm perfectly clued up on, whereas they're not in the slightest.

Aye, so anyway. Drugs are drugs, doesn't matter if you get them from Guydoe or the Co-Op. If you don't know what you're doing a bottle of vodka will fuck you up more than a gram of ket, for example. "But the Co-Op sells it, so it must be safe" FUCKING THINK ABOUT THAT YOU TIT!!!!!

Sorry for the big long rant, I'm fully prepared to take pelters for this but it needed to be said. Some cunts think they can lecture you on shit that they don't even know how to pronounce, never mind what it does, & in my opinion that's fucking wrong. I wouldn't lecture a mechanic while he was fixing a car coz I know fuck all about what he's doing.

Apologies again for the massive rant, but something I feel quite strongly about & needed to get off my chest in public before I lost the skull with someone bringing it up in private.

Either way, if you don't like it you know where the unfriend button is & you know how to delete my phone number, so catch you when you're pished outside the boozer one night trying to square go a chicken pakora,

Peace

(actually wrote most of this last night but xanax knocked me out before I finished haha)

 

[ColtDan]

well said, couldnt agree more, gets right on my tits. its ironic people bitch and moan about drugs yet get drunk and cause a fuss, fight, blah blah, everyone around here gets on their fucking moral highground slagging people off, i get slagged off for being a druggy by drunks who end up fighting each other,some people need to open their eyes and open their mind, niaeve gormless fucking pricks

 

[maxalfie]

Well said PTCH. The boozehounds cause a lot more shit than the majority of us 'druggie scum' but their drug of choice just happens to be legal so that makes it perfectly fine to get pissed and kick off.

 

[Mela]

Nicely aimed 'rant', PTCH - sometimes you've just gotta let it out.

Freud would approve

 

[Ben So Furry]

Couldn't agree more, sadly though I expect it'll fall on deaf ears and will feed the haters more ammo to laugh and get all high and mighty, holier than thou about while sat around drinking and smoking.

 

[thattoh]

Well said ptch, shame no fucker listens (a lesson learnt from bitter experience over and over again), but good for u pal!!

 

[Mailmonkey]

All good and true, and I fucking love reading Scottish ranting.

This made me laugh

catch you when you're pished outside the boozer one night trying to square go a chicken pakora

Who are these fucking "friends" anyway?

A lot of my friends, on facebook too, don't take drugs, but none of them have ever had a go at me about being open about it...

 

[parttime crackhead]

Couldn't agree more, sadly though I expect it'll fall on deaf ears and will feed the haters more ammo to laugh and get all high and mighty, holier than thou about while sat around drinking and smoking.

To be fair, I was expecting more abuse in reply to that but anyone who disagreed seems to have kept their mouth shut. Quite a few decent replies fairly quickly after posting it.

Its your life kid. Do what makes u happy. Not what society tells you to do.

This has been my own ethos since I dropped my first acid! That was the first drug I ever took haha!! And that was a long fucking time ago now!!

i've got a cracking picture of you from Friday night ya wee junkie Don't worry about the proles mate, it's a battle you can never win. Just enjoy the fact that you're having a good time and you're not a binge boozing, short sleeve shirt wearing, peanut shaped headed wideo from a scummy end of glasgow, whose greatest aspiration in life is to be able to buy a 1 litre bottle of Grey Goose in a club.

Other than a few other joking comments no-one's really said anything bad in reply. Which makes me think the patter that caused me to post that publicly "Everyone thinks the fucking same, they've just not got the baws to say it to your face" was a load of shite. Still fucked me right off though.

A lot of my friends, on facebook too, don't take drugs, but none of them have ever had a go at me about being open about it...

Best of it is, most of my friends do take drugs. But it's OK if it's alcohol in a bar, or ecto in a club, or cocaine at a party although it's total "junkie" behaviour to take some dissociatives in your own home during the week when you've nothing else planned.

 

[Ben So Furry]

That third quote sounds like it's from someone worth knowing.

 

[Inso]

Brilliant rant mr crackhead, couldn't agree more

It is deeply frustrating when people are happy to drink themselves stupid 3-4 nights a week but the mention of getting wasted on something far less physically damaging and a lot more fun (hah!) brings out a terribly defensive reaction of 'drugs are bad!', followed by the latest daily mail soundbite about said drug.

Sad thing is too many people are not capable of thinking critically about anything.

edit: A lot of people think its morally wrong to drink alone too, like its some kind of sin. Strange ideas people get into their heads.

 

[Ben So Furry]

Those responses are quite interesting as well because many a time I've bit my lip instead of expressing my true feelings when 'straight' folk talk about drug use and users fearing being labelled a junky or seen in a different, fearful light by them, usually in a pub or at a party ironically.