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when was the last time you fapped? v- there's pussy juice on my touch screen

^ The 'proper goal' should be to satisfy your woman (or man), yo. Pre-sex fapping is conducive to such things.

EDIT: Just saw that you're a woman. I'm not sure how female masturbation is related to ability to cum during sex, so I guess I'll just take your word for it. I've always just assumed that women can cum multiple times (with the proper stimulation) without too much trouble.
 
I'm strict Christian, these perverse thoughts while masterbating interfere with my spirituality and are to be avoided.

(It was just over 2 hours ago)
 
i just read the title of this thread and got a boner, then i read it was by pastel and i blew! true story.
 
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Sepher said:
Cool story bro. Hahahahaha! Poor Pastel, she seems to be turning into most the male half of BLs wank fodder these past few days, and who could blame them.
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So true, so true. Maybe even fodder for the womenz...she is truly gorgeous, and both inside and out it seems...

For me, day three of no fapping. I am feeling that I will need to get laid at some point today if I am to keep it up.
 
lol at laughs post haha

my last fap session was yesterday afternoon. ive been high on opiates since then and even if im not high on this morphine i dosed an hour ago i still wont be able to fap from prolonged effects that ill have till i get more oxy tonight which really makes fapping out of the qustion.

i do love a fap session after a week of everyday opiate use. the nut thats casted out is awesome
 
laugh said:
i just read the title of this thread and got a boner, then i read it was by pastel and i blew! true story.
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Spontaneous eruption, but hey- you are very welcome.

Sepher said:
Cool story bro. Hahahahaha! Poor Pastel, she seems to be turning into most the male half of BLs wank fodder these past few days, and who could blame them.
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No hope for an intelligent conversation in the near future, I'm afraid 8)

Beachcat said:
So true, so true. Maybe even fodder for the womenz...she is truly gorgeous, and both inside and out it seems...
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Thank you dear, that's actually one of the nicest comiments I've ever recieved :)

Also, don't get too frustrated with the whole fapping thing, some people do it more and some less. While real sex with your husband would probably be more intimate, there's nothing wrong with doing it yourself, either :)
 
This morning I finished off what I started last night before I passed out. An average fiddle at best unfortunately.
 
Beachcat said:
So true, so true. Maybe even fodder for the womenz...she is truly gorgeous, and both inside and out it seems...
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How very sexist of me. I dunno how that happened? Yes, of course, mustn't forget the girlies who may also be entertaining inappropriate thoughts about our delightfully perky ( in every sense of the word ) forum member too, must we. Equal opportunities and all that, all for it!

pastelcircus said:
No hope for an intelligent conversation in the near future, I'm afraid 8)
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No? I guess that is one of the downsides of trying to engage with people mid-wank isn't it. Kind of pre-occupied with more pressing matters. The blood flow ain't exactly concerned with keeping the sparkling wit and repartee going is it, and let's face it, we all get a bit stupid when we're about to come, don't we? I pull some right idiot faces I do. A most attractive look I'm sure, oh yes! =D

DOB said:
wtf I just realized this thread was made by girl... thats kind of hot lol]
BeachBum4u said:
Kind of hot? How about unfuckingincrediblysmoking too HOT to touch! BTW, I agree, hot!
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Yup! Cos, like, girls who, like, touch themselves, down there, you know are such a rarity aren't they? Especially the one's who actually, like, admit to it, and stuff. Yow! Filthy hot. I'd love one of those! ;)

Anyways, back on topic. I've not had a wank since my last report. I have been considering one most of this evening. If tolerance to stimmy psyches hadn't become an issue overdoing it over the holidays I might have felt a more pressing need by now for something leisurely and spectacular but no, not even got a bit of a horn on really. :( As it is even trawling through the ads on the swinging site I'm on isn't cutting it, mostly cos it's just a horrendous, repetitive display of none too sanitary looking cocks that mostly look like left-over giblets in the turkey packing plant. 3149 guys within ten miles of me it reckons, all apparently looking for another guy to play with and you know how many I've found look even remotely fuckable? Two, one of which I've already pissed of in the past, the other's pics look OK but could just be a very flattering angle and some smoke and mirrors trickery to make it look presentable. Rubbish really innit? Not even worth sticking some porn on, I'd only be bored by it. 8)
 
Good girl! =D Was it a good one? Earth shattering enough to have been worth perservering with, or at least nice and trembly enough you'd not be able to stand up if you tried?
 
Ive had sex 15 times with three different people in the past week... and I havent had an orgasm in 2+ weeks. I might be using my vibe tonight, but I just took 15 mg of hydrocodone and I cant be bothered to get up..
 
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