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when was the last time you fapped? v- there's pussy juice on my touch screen

This morning....the house was empty and I had some time to watch some porn. I told my girlfriend about it and she snickered and said "boys will be boys." I quickly reminded her of the not one but three vibrators that she owns.
 
Beachcat said:
^^^ haha yes, it is good that I got the carpal tunnel fixed in that hand already....or else, I would be wearing a wrist brace from overmasturbation, lol.
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lolol

Serotonin101 said:
that's a hard offer to turn down ;) I caved. I fapped in the shower.
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Did you make sure it went down the drain? Cause on tv one time the guy didn't and his housemates were pissed :\ you don't wanna be that guy
 
pastelcircus said:
lolol


Did you make sure it went down the drain? Cause on tv one time the guy didn't and his housemates were pissed :\ you don't wanna be that guy
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There was drama in my dorm a couple weeks ago cuz some guy jerked off in the (shared) showers and left the, er, remains right there. Pretty gross. Sadly we never found out who it was.
 
Pagey said:
There was drama in my dorm a couple weeks ago cuz some guy jerked off in the (shared) showers and left the, er, remains right there. Pretty gross. Sadly we never found out who it was.
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Haha, you should announce that you were able to figure out who is was through careful DNA analysis!
 
Pagey said:
There was drama in my dorm a couple weeks ago cuz some guy jerked off in the (shared) showers and left the, er, remains right there. Pretty gross. Sadly we never found out who it was.
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Time for the much copied standard warning letter to go round the dorms I think Pagey, second paragraph amended as per Beachcat's suggestion to really put the fear of G*d ( or more accurately, the fear of the on-campus forensic science dept! ) in the wankers.
 
Beachcat said:
Haha, you should announce that you were able to figure out who is was through careful DNA analysis!
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Haha actually, following the incident this guy on the floor where it happened set up a 'crime lab' in his room to figure out who did it. Mostly he just posts funny threats on the dorm facebook group though.
Sepher said:
Time for the much copied standard warning letter to go round the dorms I think Pagey, second paragraph amended as per Beachcat's suggestion to really put the fear of G*d ( or more accurately, the fear of the on-campus forensic science dept! ) in the wankers.
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Love it!
 
Sepher said:
Time for the much copied standard warning letter to go round the dorms I think Pagey, second paragraph amended as per Beachcat's suggestion to really put the fear of G*d ( or more accurately, the fear of the on-campus forensic science dept! ) in the wankers.
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This letter or some variation of it inevitably ended up being posted in the Men's bathroom every year I lived in dorms.
 
MrGrunge said:
This letter or some variation of it inevitably ended up being posted in the Men's bathroom every year I lived in dorms.
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wouldn't stop me especially during my speed binges. I'd laugh at the sign, rip if off, then stick it to the door with my semen. better yet, use the sign to clean up lol.
 
Unfortunately there's wayy too much good quoting material in this past half page to fumble (fap) around with on my phone.

However, genuine lulz for the dorm letter, that shit straight cracks me up.

Captain.Heroin, I almost said "hi five" but decided last minute not to do so lol, I can only hope that you'll understand
 
pastelcircus said:
Captain.Heroin, I almost said "hi five" but decided last minute not to do so lol, I can only hope that you'll understand
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Lulz.

I have gone two days now with no fapping. Well, today is not over yet, but we will see. I have not yet been able to channel my energy into something more positive. We shall see...
 
3 weeks ago. I prefer to just wait for the sex. No fapping (?) makes me work that much harder for the proper goal.
 
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