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MDPV Megathread 8: The Girl Who Chased The Dragon's Tail

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TheProfessor1 said:
Hey Anatrica. This is how i do it. Its a half a gram at a time, just cause its a little easier to work with than a whole gram. Plus, if you're not happy with the results (which has never happened to me, its always excellent results), you've only used a small amount of product. You can do a whole gram, just use a little more water, closer to a 4th of a cup.

Pre-heat the oven to 180 degrees, or the lowest 'warm' setting. Dissolve a half a gram of PV in an 8th to a 4th a cup of regular tap water, as fully disolved as you can get it, then place into a glass casserole dish like pirex or the equivelant, and put it in the oven.
After a few hours (doesnt take very long) all the water evaporates. What you are left with is a hard, toffee-like substance that you scrape up with a razor-blade, then chop or mash it up into fine tan crystally goodness. It smokes better, runs better, plugs better, smells like semen, and is far better than what you put in.
Its really that simple. Just dissolve it, then evaporate the water at 180-200 degrees. Make sure you scrape it up after ALL the water has evaporated, while its still warm, or it might collect moisture from the air and it'll go all gooey on you, then you just need to heat again and re-scrape. Piece of cake.
Yes, your kitchen will smell like warm semen. It'll clear out in a couple hours. The oven will have a vague cum smell for quite some time.
Hope this helps.
Happiness,
The Professor
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Yo Pro so your the kiddie when it comes 2 this MDPV shiz yeah ?
I like drugs been doing them for 25 years never tried thisx one though . I'm a Heroin addict with a 70ml a day methadone script n i like a bit of crack well tbh about £50.000 has passed through my grubby mitts over the last few decades . Oh fuk i can't lie it's more than that .

Have you got a Mrs Pro ?

Cos if you ain't it sounds like alot of wankin g'wan


Do you rekon i should get on this stuff , it sounds really good ?
 
StoneHappyMonday said:
Other things to do with your oven.

1) Cook some food.

You know, something that actually works and is good for you.
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But . . . but . . . why cook food when you can make delicious MDPV flambe'? Im not sure what your statement about it not 'working' is refering to, though i suspect its stuffmonger. I've clearly stated that this is NOT the stuffmonger process, and I assure you, it does 'work'. You dissolve the peevs, and then evaporate the water with heat. Simple physics suggest that it can't not 'work'. The end result is always a slightly tan, MUCH better product. Im in love with the stuff, it behaves as, and has the effects of, what i consider to be 'proper' PV.
Its friggin' awesome. Seriously.

Just as an aside; why, SHM, do you hang around and post in the PV forums? Not being confrontational, just genuinely curious. You seem to hold the substance in contempt. Is it just to warn newcomers to the dangers and negative aspects? I know you did it for a while (if i remember correctly), and I'm just wondering how you didn't fall in love with the stuff. I sure have.
Happiness,
The Professor
 
brimz said:
Yo Pro so your the kiddie when it comes 2 this MDPV shiz yeah ?
I like drugs been doing them for 25 years never tried thisx one though . I'm a Heroin addict with a 70ml a day methadone script n i like a bit of crack well tbh about £50.000 has passed through my grubby mitts over the last few decades . Oh fuk i can't lie it's more than that .

Have you got a Mrs Pro ?

Cos if you ain't it sounds like alot of wankin g'wan


Do you rekon i should get on this stuff , it sounds really good ?
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Yeah, im definately a PV pig. If you like crack, im confident you would love this stuff in a pipe on a bed of ash. Its longer lasting and comes with a bit of mania and paranoia, unless you're doing a multi-day bender (which I recommend, as thats when it really starts to shine is a couple days in), in which case most of the negative side effects disapear.

Its definately a 'learned' high. But very worth it, if you have the time. Its like speed, on speed. So if you like stimulants and uppers... Yeah.

Oh, and yes, i have a bird. Shes my submissive, and very eager to please. Ive said it before; few things are as enjoyable as taking rips off the pipe while getting serviced by a young lithe thing on her knees. Good times. :D
 
TheProfessor1 said:
Just as an aside; why, SHM, do you hang around and post in the PV forums? Not being confrontational, just genuinely curious. You seem to hold the substance in contempt.
Happiness,
The Professor
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Oh really? Then you must have missed this post.

StoneHappyMonday said:
In defence of MDPV

..or, every drug has its place

MDPV is not the devil. I thought that was crystal meth?

This thread is full of people abusing the crap out of pv. At least some of these people, if not many, come with ready made disorders or health issues. "Hey its great for my eating disorder, I don't have to eat. I'm 30kg but so what!" "Hey its great for my ADHD because, because...I'll get back to you on that."

It doesn't really make for a balanced objective start does it?

PV does have its uses and its abuse is not inevitable. When I first took pv it was on the say so of a BL'er who reckoned it took away the physical knackeredness the day after E. My God were they right. The original thread on pv was also full of people saying 'don't redose, that's where the problems start'. My God were they right. But believe it or not, even as recently as 3-4 years ago, this board had many members who could take pv and not redose. I was one of them. And I did it once a day, just about every day, for 6 months. No crash. I just ran out for a fortnight. It wasn't a problem.

A dose a day, the well-balanced way. It worked for me.

Of course if you are going to take any drug 24/7 you are going to have problems. And of course, pv can lend itself to that. It's a strong amphetamine. I'm not denying it can be a problematic drug. But everything has its place.

I had my own problems with pv so no-one can accuse me of eulogising it (ffs, I was never a proponent of the tan sex myth) but I guess I'm getting a bit tired of the same old same old in this thread. "I think I took about 50mg and my heart was pounding". Yeah well maybe don't be such a greedy twat? And buy some scales?

Or just blame it on the inanimate drug.
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But don't mind me. I'm just here to tell stupidly underweight girls to eat some fucking food before they die.
 
Professor: followed the oven tek and I am fairly pleased with the results. Definite improvement input to output.
 
MDPV_Psychosis said:
Professor: followed the oven tek and I am fairly pleased with the results. Definite improvement input to output.
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Awesome! This makes me happy. Happy for you, and happy for the results being posted. You seem a little underwhelmed, which is fine (every batch is a little different, some vastly improve, and some just improve, but the end product is always better), but i must ask: Would you recommend it to others? Just curious.
Oh, and did it turn the color slightly to moderately tan, and make it smell of semen? Thats my favorite part. The tan color, not the semen. :-)
 
StoneHappyMonday said:
Oh really? Then you must have missed this post.



But don't mind me. I'm just here to tell stupidly underweight girls to eat some fucking food before they die.
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Ha ha, gotcha'. Thanks for responding. You alluded to "my own problems with pv".. Did you ever do the multi-day, multi-week binges I and a few other BL'ers are so fond of? Again, just curious. Feel free to tell me to piss off, if you don't feel like trading war stories.
 
I was too pre-occupied earlier with thoughts of taking another massive hit off of foil to properly show my enthusiasm.

It worked well. Very well. I dont understand how honestly. It turned my strange white clumpy antistatic not quite so good pv into much better crystally tan pv. Better in all ways to be honest except for the fact that it reaks now... which isn't a bad thing unless you are trying to keep your stash and your use hidden from others. When I first pulled the Pyrex dish out of the oven I was completely overwhelmed with a smell ive only smelled from a lightbulb vaporizer that has been used heavily to vaporize mdpv.

But seriously its better. Better enough to have made the process worthwhile. I would recommend it to others for sure.

OK gotta run. The foil calls.
 
MDPV_Psychosis said:
I was too pre-occupied earlier with thoughts of taking another massive hit off of foil to properly show my enthusiasm.

It worked well. Very well. I dont understand how honestly. It turned my strange white clumpy antistatic not quite so good pv into much better crystally tan pv. Better in all ways to be honest except for the fact that it reaks now... which isn't a bad thing unless you are trying to keep your stash and your use hidden from others. When I first pulled the Pyrex dish out of the oven I was completely overwhelmed with a smell ive only smelled from a lightbulb vaporizer that has been used heavily to vaporize mdpv.

But seriously its better. Better enough to have made the process worthwhile. I would recommend it to others for sure.

OK gotta run. The foil calls.
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Eeeexcellent.... (rubbing hands together over an evil grin).
You learn to love that smell. At least i have. The foil is a beautiful thing, but have you tried the PV bong? A friggin head-ringer every time. Its . . . there are no words really. Shambles turned me on to it, and i haven't gone back to foil since. God, it makes my loins quiver just thinkin about it. Its the middle of the day, and the receptical isnt here (shes out spending my money, the slut) but screw it, im takin a fat rip right now.
Glad youre happy with it friend. So I say,
happiness,
The Professor
 
Anatrica said:
I will PV you under the table man! I'm 36 kgs, but i can do as much PV as i want without even getting paranoid.
But i'm not that tall, so it's not that uncomman.

Buhu, i hate my life now... A friend stole 1 more gram PV from me... that's 3 grams... Not a friend anymore or EVER.
I could rather have fun smoking with someone who would do something productive...
I tried coke yesterday, and not even that worked. I must say PV still works best of all NDRI stimulants.

Merry xmas in hell or heaven
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Seriously your gonna end up in Heaven or Hell soon unless you start looking after yourself .
 
professor is their a minimum amount you can put in the oven save doing it all in case it goes wrong? also would it be ok to use a small pan metal handle as i dont have any trays or plated i coukd use for the oven?
 
adam west said:
professor is their a minimum amount you can put in the oven save doing it all in case it goes wrong? also would it be ok to use a small pan metal handle as i dont have any trays or plated i coukd use for the oven?
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No, there is no minimum. You could do it a line at a time if you want. You could use a pan on the stove, but you need to be very careful not to over heat the PV, as it will evaporate along with the water if it gets too hot. I believe the vaporizing temp for PV is around 300 degrees, and i try to keep the heat under 200. I have used the stove-top, and I've even used a microwave. you have to do it a few seconds at a time to boil off the water, because its very easy to burn/vape the PV if it gets too hot in the microwave. Its best to just go buy a casserole dish, and use the oven. You learn to love that casserole dish. I have a dark blue one, which contrasts well so its easy to see where youve scraped and where you haven't. I have put together a 'PV Kit' with all my tooters, light bulb stems, the PV bong, foil, small plastic powder holders with screw-tops, razor blades, lighters and of course, my beloved dark blue PV Pyrex.
But the heat is key. If it doesnt get hot, then the water just evaporates and you're left with basically the same stuff you started with. I have no idea whats happening, other than it makes it 'cure' faster, or something. I just know it works, but you have to have the heat.
Im rambling. And peevin'. Hope this helps,
The Prof

Edit: Oh, dont use metal!! It often reacts with the PV, and oxidizes/turns funky colors/ruins the PV. Only use glass. Whn I used the stove-top and the microwave it was still in the Pyrex. NO METAL!
 
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i could probably borrow a glass pyrex dish from someone for a couple of days. i think 200 is about gas mark 6, so as soon as i can will give it a try.
thanks for your advice %)
 
TheProfessor1 said:
Its the middle of the day, and the receptical isnt here (shes out spending my money, the slut) but screw it, im takin a fat rip right now.
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Is that a quote from Shakespeare, Prof? One of his sonnets, innit? :D

On the "oven tek"... must admit it does sound distinctly Stuffmongeresque... but must also admit I never did get around to trying any of his... novel approaches to chemistry and still have a small spark of hope aheld in me heart for it. Just in case. Fiend? Moi? 8)

More than one of our regular fiendish bredrin PM'd me reporting some success with some variant of this kinda thing and always did mean to have a crack at it. Why not? All gonna get smoked anyway. Nearest approximation to any actual chemistry I could kindasorta pretend to spot in there would be that it's somewhat akin to freebasing in a slowcooker. Sort of. Will let y'all know when I get around to me next run whenever that may be (hopefully in the not too distant now I've got some options to be ordering from again. Observe this orifice (or watch this space if you're the prudish type).

Anatrica: Eat some food :p;)<3

If it really is a problem (and believe me even fat fucks like me know how much of a problem it can be :|) then try to at least get some soup down yer. Even if it's just Cup-A-Soup or regional variant. Those meal replacement drinks (Slimfast and the like) are absolutely brilliant for us fiends too. You'll find you feel much better for it even if it does take all day to get it down ya. Little and often really does help in every way <3
 
adam west said:
i could probably borrow a glass pyrex dish from someone for a couple of days. i think 200 is about gas mark 6, so as soon as i can will give it a try.
thanks for your advice %)
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Ohh treat yourself, Wilkinsons (other retailers are available) should see you right with suitable Pyrex for around £2.

Borrowing other's cookware for PV chemistry could lead to :sus:
 
Shambles said:
Is that a quote from Shakespeare, Prof? One of his sonnets, innit?
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Haha, what can i say, I'm a hopless romantic. :D
Its all in good fun. She loves taking it as much as I love dishing it out. Fuckin' whoreing tramp.. God, I love that girl . . .
 
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