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Gibberings CXV: "I like a woman who talks like Paul Gascoigne"

Really? Jesus Fucking Christ (so to speak :)).

Her second most-recent tweet: "OBAMA NEEDS TO BAN GUNS IN THE USA! Australia have banned guns and use boomerangs. It's effective. It's been use for thousands of years." and also "I didn't study 5 years at Christian tech, finishing my degree in truthology to make up statistics. All of my FACTS are BACKED UP.".

"She"'s definitely at it
 
Alright party. Small turn out and my ex managed to argue with everyone but it's hilarious and I'm used to it so. She fell asleep in my bed and I woke up to see her laying there staring at me and grinning.

I hate her <3

Feeling good though, minimal hangover, gonna cane the rest of the booze we have and chill today. Oooh and I got a free sausage and egg mcmuffin because the dude on the till canceled my order cos he thought we were paying together but then gave us it anyway. Result.
 
Really? Jesus Fucking Christ (so to speak :)).

Her second most-recent tweet: "OBAMA NEEDS TO BAN GUNS IN THE USA! Australia have banned guns and use boomerangs. It's effective. It's been use for thousands of years." and also "I didn't study 5 years at Christian tech, finishing my degree in truthology to make up statistics. All of my FACTS are BACKED UP.".

"She"'s definitely at it

Aye, that's clearly a pisstake.
 
The degree in 'tuthology' is the biggest giveaway. At Christian Tech. :D

Excellent stuff. Probably very sharp satire on some people's attitudes though, sadly.
 
Whoops, I've just woken up and I'm fairly shitfaced... I guess the big meal I had delayed absorption. Nice sleep though.
 
I love that name, 'the devil's lettuce'. :D

Successful Saturday SD, and to top it off, it was my regular postie! He really appreciated the fiver tip - said it was the first on his round.

I feel something approaching fesitive spirit. Must be the drugs I've consumed all day.

My 'experimental' dose of 4-FA (based partly on the limited supply I had at my disposal) has just been doubled in the sake of research. So far, results are increasingly exhilarating in panic-free fashion.

Oh, and the bullshit has begun to flow. Sure sign of quality amphetamines.

EDIT: You still fucked from eating hash, jancrow? There's a delightful story about Youth (Killing Joke, The Orb, Zodiac Youth, er... Blue Pearl) doing so at customs and being fucked for days thereafter. :D

Indirectly, that led to the genesis of Zodiac Mindwarp too.

If only we'd been born a decade earlier, like both of us said.
 
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fuckin shill! Seriously though, I'm inclined to try some o that shizzle.

Check my edit, yo!

It really is a quality stim, perhaps one that would be far too suited to a gentleman like your good self with similar taste in functional stims to my own. Worth trying though aye.

And of course I'm a 4-FA shill. It's my new drugs-girlfriend. Kisy-wissy.
 
My 'experimental' dose of 4-FA (based partly on the limited supply I had at my disposal) has just been doubled in the sake of research. So far, results are increasingly exhilarating in panic-free fashion.
What was the dosage, kthnx?

@ ColtDan
: I was kiddin' yer div <3
 
Successful Saturday SD, and to top it off, it was my regular postie! He really appreciated the fiver tip - said it was the first on his round.

you'll see an improved service, Gold Standard, next year Sam, no more red-card Saturday mornings for you.

Stoned out me head, already.
 
What was the dosage, kthnx?

Around 100mg, give or take. Rectally.

Not at the incapacitating euphoria stage, just very motivated and very high. :D

Bear in mind I have benzos, booze, cannabis and (strong) opies in my system already, albeit at 'functional doses', but you may want to take that into account when choosing your own dose.
 
I am now going to start referring to weed as 'the devil's lettuce' in standard conversation.
 
you'll see an improved service, Gold Standard, next year Sam, no more red-card Saturday mornings for you.

Stoned out me head, already.

He seemed genuinely touched. Hope so, because I'm due two regular first class RD items that I'm in need of in time for the festive period. :D

Lazy, red-cading stoner.
 
i'd say there's plenty of herpes from drinking the blood of christ

Don't know where that came from, but don't care either.

Just glad that somebody said it. It's true an' all. :D

Do you think there are a few crooked priests who use manky Hosts that are past their sell-by date?

"I got the shits from the Body of Christ", that kinda thang?
 
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