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Gibberings CXIV: The nuts are acceptable here all year round

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Fuck I'm drunk already. Is any one of you lovely deviants awake?

I'm becoming quite partial to this forum, never really spent as much time here as I have in the past few months, there seems to be quite an array of different characters, some of you, I admit, I probably would avoid in a real life situation, some others sound like we could be best mates.

Love you all<3

Angry note: my flight here to Oz cost me 600 euros, booked in April and flew out in August, now I'm looking to flee this god forsaken hellhole of an island in the middle of nowhere and I can't find any flight that costs less than a grand. I'm afraid I might have to get mom on that, like try to convince her how awesome it would be to spend christmas all together for once8). She probably won't fall for it and just think I'm trying to use her to bail me out of here.

I've also looked at commercial freighters, but they're even more pricey, it's like 3,500 dollars. Sounds awesome though, board a ship here, 42 days out at sea and arrive in southern France, Italy or Britain or Holland, depending on where you want to get. Sometimes you spend a few days at port so can leave the ship. They stop over a lot, would make a great travel blog, been done before though, but still interesting.

Edit: LOLOLOL my flatmate just walked out of the flat with these huge boxes, he's going to a Warhammer 40k tournament, didn't even know he was into that. Sort of makes sense now the fact he's a member in like four different strip clubs and a regular at the local brothel.

Watching this now, bit grim, but well made

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/rule-britannia/rule-britannia-swansea-full-length
 
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pinkpapaver said:
and she probably hasn't even washed her hands after frigging herself off coz she's so great.
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How did you arrive at that decision, Pink? :D

BlindHelperMonkey said:
jog on with yer carol vordermans and what not.
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Sorry, but Vorderman will always hold a place in my heart. Even as she morphs into the British Sarah Palin.

I'll admit it's a close tie with the likes of Nigella, but Vorderman has that big arse that sticks out just right - probably as a result of some horrific surgical procedure (or child sacrifice), but who's counting?

Can't believe that's my first post of the day. Downhill fom here?
 
SamhainGrim said:
Sorry, but Vorderman will always hold a place in my heart. Even as she morphs into the British Sarah Palin.

I'll admit it's a close tie with the likes of Nigella, but Vorderman has that big arse that sticks out just right - probably as a result of some horrific surgical procedure (or child sacrifice), but who's counting?

Can't believe that's my first post of the day. Downhill fom here?
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She is the MILF to end all MILFs in my eyes.

Guttenmorrowdens to you all <3

Jeeez having my dosages upped has really helped me stay calm and (just about) rational.
I'm even trying to just ingest what I need at the time which is very un-drug-piggish for me :)

Hope everyone's hating it being Monday <3
 
As long as no one mentions Lorraine Kelly I'll be happy.

Fair play to those ladies for being so sexy and alluring (to some) in their more mature years.

I like the look of the festive forum, I might start posting in it. Probably won't.
 
This lad i know check this out

He ONly Scrapped His Own House, Boiler , Copper the lot ( Council House )

He's homeless again now what /how did that be allowed to happen ? I mean he needed support anyone could see that . So now he will go back in to the system n another £10,000 will be spent .

It's just crazy.
 
^ I've heard of that before, wiring pulled out, kitchen, the lot.

All the 'support' boxes for him would have been ticked, the fact he needed different support doesn't seem to come into it. Its a one size fits all system :|

I've got a copper immersion tank to scrap, any ideas how much I could get? Not saying you're always down the scrapper brimz ;) :D
 
Have you heard the News B&W ?

From today scrap merchants are not allowed to pay in cash , thats what made me think of that lad . Also i've got a good bit of copper wire that once stripped would have yielded £20 at least .

I'm still going to go n ask but that's what they said on the news.

My back up plan is a gold filling :) Looking at £30 for that. iT's not mine btw

£50 for that tank but couldn't say 4 sure without seeing it .
 
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She is the MILF to end all MILFs in my eyes.
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Mine too. And that's some fine pictorial proof.

As if more were required, here's a side view:

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Phwwwwoooooooaaaaaaaaarrrrr, etc.

Were I lucky enough to somehow end up in Vorderman's bed, I wonder if she'd agree to let me be really rough while she shouted Tory claptrap throughout? The more dubious the politics, the rougher, y'know?

Like if she mentioned privatising the NHS that'd be code for 'take me up the wrong 'un, you scrawny little underclass stud'.

Sorry, I really am going to reign myself in now. Anyone would think I'm slightly pathetic and sexually frustrated.
 
vorderman does nothing for me. selling your own central heating in winter for scrap is a good move yeah.
 
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