Gibberings CXIV: The nuts are acceptable here all year round

[Mental Kenny]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaFhUvL_C1s

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

I wonder how Zappa's kids got on

Moon Unit
Dweezil
Ahmet Emuukha Rodan
Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen

I know the difficulty of naming children but something just a little more conventional might have been in order

High in the uncool stakes but I've never been able to stand Frank Zappa (though Mrs SHM begs to differ - but wtf does she know, she's a girl).

So he wouldn't let his band take drugs on tour....but seemed to think they were a great idea for inspiration when it came to naming his children.

Don't get him, don't want to get him.

 

[Mental Kenny]

OH MY GOD!!!!!

There's a snake on my computer!!!!!

I'm so SCARED!!!!!!!

 

[Myshkin]

High in the uncool stakes but I've never been able to stand Frank Zappa (though Mrs SHM begs to differ - but wtf does she know, she's a girl).

So he wouldn't let his band take drugs on tour....but seemed to think they were a great idea for inspiration when it came to naming his children.

Don't get him, don't want to get him.

I quite liked the first Mothers album, but beyond that there's a strange kind of cynicism in his music that seeps through and puts me off. Even though I can recognise the fact that he was a total virtuoso and in many ways a genius.

 

[Mental Kenny]

 

[Cornishman]

What's the scenario?

 

[ColtDan]

anyone know how long MXE would last for before it loses strength or whatever? got some here thats a year n a half old

 

[Munroe]

Probably fine.
Alternatively, sniff it and see.

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

for all the kung fu heads (and even none kung fu heads) as promised; the prodigal son in its entirety. enjoy







and nothing quite like sepultura to wake you up in the morning







%)

 

[maxalfie]

Because the Otter gets bashed to death by a bloke with a spade - pretty much out of nowhere. Saw it recently, radical 'kids' film. Came out the year after Watership Down. Maybe they thought they had to compete with those stupid rabbits.

That's why it stuck in my head then. Childhood induced post traumatic stress syndrome.

 

[maxalfie]

got my dig in first time, sausage sarnie on the george foreman and spliff about to be rolled. life is good



fucking cold though, already having to microwave the coffee mug before use, generally like my hot drinks hot. leccy meter probably looks like a fruit machine but eh








morning fiends

There's nothing better than getting your hit first time.
It sure beats stabbing yourself for half hour and having blood running down your arms etc. Enjoy it mate.

 

[brimz]

What's the scenario?

50 %

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

tell me about it maxalife. but its all relative.. a few weeks back when forced to return to my poor, battered arms/hands it was once again becoming a huge fuckabout - im talking two to three hour gorefests getting a vein, multiple artery hits searching for sunken veins and painful, sweat dripping, dont-move-a-millimeter injections into fingertips - to stop feeling bad



so yeah, you can imagine my delight in having my femoral come back to me



anyone contemplating getting into i.v heroin take notice, dont fucking bother

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

Ello all.

Well isn't it refreshing to be talking about bunnies and otters!

Even though Tarka got hit over the head I don't remember that bit! Bloody hell

Maxalfie.. It was the child catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang that really traumatised me. ((shudder))

Lets get back to posting about swapping people, nazis and peados.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Brooklyn Beckham is going to get the shit kicked out of him so bad if he ever ventures out of his glass bubble.

I don't think that's a bad name tbh. Relatively normal sounding compared to Moon Unit etc. Sounds more like a girls name though.

 

[Allein]

I don't think that's a bad name tbh. Relatively normal sounding compared to Moon Unit etc. Sounds more like a girls name though.

I thought it was a girl TBH, I don't pay much attention to celebrity stuff, the name is OK, no stranger than my daughter name if the truth be told.

It was the child catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang that really traumatised me. ((shudder)).

Why good afternoon Ms Yella, that one freaked me out but no wheer near as much as those Umpa Lumpas and the girl that went all purple in Charlie and the Chocolate factory.

Round the world and home again
That's the sailor's way
Faster faster, faster faster
There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a-blowing
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing
Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing#

Genius, I've read it to my older one already an encore was requested several times for my rendition of the above

 

[tambourine-man]

I hope you cooked it through after letting it touch that fucking keyboard.

 

[parttime crackhead]

I thought it was a girl TBH

So did I actually, but it's not. Beckham blagged the idea from Jay-Z in the first place.

"Hello Brooklyn, if we had a daughter
Guess what I'm a call her, Brooklyn Carter"

 

[Allein]

Personally I'm not keen on names that will be obviously shortened, I just don't see the point, just call them the shortened name if that is your intention, that child will clearly be called Brook.

The shortened name seems to be forgotten some times, I knew someone who called their child Robert Martin

#

In other weird name new, I've know a :-

Richard Stain, who was known as Dick

Jonathan Thomas

Skip Hyre (American, never really got the joke)

 

[parttime crackhead]

Personally I'm not keen on names that will be obviously shortened, I just don't see the point, just call them the shortened name if that is your intention, that child will clearly be called Brook.

The shortened name seems to be forgotten some times, I knew someone who called their child Robert Martin

#

In other weird name new, I've know a :-

Richard Stain, who was known as Dick

Jonathan Thomas

Skip Hyre (American, never really got the joke)

Aye I know what you mean. Brook must be an actual name as well. My mum's pal's daughter is called Brook. My parents were pretty sensible with naming me, even though I don't like my first name, it can't really be shortened to anything (unless you take it too far & shorten it to like 3 letters) & I don't have any middle names because my mum thought there's no point, folk just get the piss taken out them for their stupid middle names.

The one I hate the most is folk who give there child a first & middle name then call them by the middle name from day 1. I have a mate called Craig, it wasn't until years & years later I found out that his name is actually John but because his dad is also called John he's always been called by his middle name. That's fucking stupid imo. Why not just call him Craig in the first place if that's always going to be your intention?

Believe it or not my mate's wee cousin is called Celtic. That's his actual first name, but he's been called whatever his (normal sounding) middle name is since the day he was born. Fuck knows why you would do that to your kid when you obviously know that it's a stupid name or else you'd actually refer to the child as Celtic.

I found an American guy with the name Wayne Raper. In America that means nothing but in Scotland that's a peadophile.