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Gibberings CXII - did you know i sniff pants??

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Expected essay to take up much of the next two days. Finished five minutes ago. Not sure what to do now.

Though to be fair sitting in bed doing nothing is better than running round in a screeching panic trying to find a printer that doesn't require credits five minutes before the deadline, which was pretty much my entire summer.
 
printers are evil

I've been awake since yesterday and feel fucking terrible, too early to go to sleep yet though ugh.
 
NSFW:
- A Summer job in the USA
- Return transatlantic flights
- Food and accommodation while at camp
- 90 days comprehensive medical insurance
- Visa sponsorship documentation
- Up to 6 weeks travel time in the US
- Salary of up to $1150
- The summer of a lifetime!
- All this from just £379


Doable? American SUMMER camp, working "behind the scenes". lol hmmmm
 
Id totally show them how to party by the lake, muh uh can u get in US of A with a drugs caution? Or is it just a conviction

oh you have to pay for the police check yourself, nice
 
Immigration will probe you intimately, tell you stuff about jesus then put you on a plane home.
 
Yeah I'm well stoned and full of tea, just spent an hour or so mixing records, house, acid house, glitchy modern things, it's been good.
 
Ceres said:
Immigration will probe you intimately, tell you stuff about jesus then put you on a plane home.
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Dont even know why I considered it, sucker to emails. I guess ill never be that one dude who stayed out past his curfew

Anyway surely you could just use them for the cheap flights and just not turn up to there shitty camp, then again its only America....or is £349 not cheap for a flight
 
yes, dictionaries are great... oooh,if i'd had a pind for everytime someone had told me a word wasn't in the dictionary, only for me to find out that they didn't use the alphabet

"printers are evil

I've been awake since yesterday and feel fucking terrible, too early to go to sleep yet though ugh."

this read on its own was very random...imagine a world where printing had not been invented
 
I attended the second day of the jobcentre course today.
Had a vallie beforehand to help me stay unstressed.
Had a result on the first tea-break in the morning. A young lad on the course asked me did I want to share a spliff with him. He said he asked me as I looked like the type of guy that wouldn't be offended by him asking. Not sure if that's a good thing or not.
I haven't had a smoke in years so I knew I'd probably get quite wasted.
Sure enough when I got back to the classroom I was sat there with a big shit-eating grin on my face.
In the afternoon we had to sit and do a one to one mock job interview with the tutor. I was so glad the weed had worn off by then cos I just know I wouldn't have been able to do the interview without that big stupid grin on my face.
Course is now done, I now have an electronic CV so the jobcentre can't complain about anything now when I sign on on Thursday.
 
It was funny end of. Its not like a gave it to a kid. Anyway it was revenge for him giving me a line of wizz when I needed an early night, he said it was ching. Revenge is sweet!!!
 
I don't think you need a particularly evolved morality to realise that giving someone a large dose of drug that they have not asked for (and do not have a medical need for) is fucking wrong. you gave him 2-4 times the clinical dose for dental surgery. Bellend

I don't know how old you are but seriously, what the fuck? spiking someone?

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It wasn't as clear cut as that. He's fine, just a bit wobbly. Oh fuck ya, morals on eadd? Really??
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Fuck off you sound like Rockstar with that patter. You don't have to be fucking St Peter to realise spiking is wrong, whatever the drug.

Oh fuck. I said patter.
 
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