Lol, I saw that as "sitting in my front yard and passing out"...
I never get any trick or treaters at my house because of our location (busy state route with no sidewalk and guardrails on both sides, long driveway, not many neighbors) never not even one the whole time I've lived here/ hung out before I even moved in. It sucks because I used to think it was funny dressing up all gruesome and shocking the kids when they came to the door for candy. Plus as much as I hate kids, some of their costumes are pretty funny and get a kick out of seeing shit like that when I'm good and drunk
But I did get a few bags of dope in me after being clean for 10 or 11 days... there's my candy
Bankai bitches