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Jimmy Savile (aka: paedo speculation megathread)

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Any one hear about the hoard of dyslexic parents beatin the shit out of jimmy somervile ??

I recently considered joining the freemasons .. The chief templar scribe had a whopper business card .. but the whole religion thing stopped me in my tracks
 
SamhainGrim said:
But that's between Frank and Pete with Jimmy in the background - unless you're suggesting Sutcliffe is a Mason (which I don't think is the case).
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Interesting to see the masonic handshake tho - perhaps that explains why the cops never introduced the "green v-neck leggings" into the evidence and why the psychiatrists were so keen to accept his "God" excuse.

Then again, maybe just Jimmy and Bruno were masons and sutcliffe was wondering "What the fuck am I shaking hands with his fist for?"
 
Ismene said:
Interesting to see the masonic handshake tho - perhaps that explains why the cops never introduced the "green v-neck leggings" into the evidence and why the psychiatrists were so keen to accept his "God" excuse.

Then again, maybe just Jimmy and Bruno were masons and sutcliffe was wondering "What the fuck am I shaking hands with his fist for?"
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I think the latter's the most likely. Especially as Sutcliffe's not returning the handshake and creating the 'three-point-grip' that would make it a proper Masonic handshake and not the diluted version that even sink-estate comprehensive school careers advisors teach routinely. Or did when I attended one.

I've noted our common fascination with Sutcliffe's unconventionally-sported v-neck before. Far more sinister than Freddie West's jeans which he used as a draught excluder on his van for seven years before he ever wore them.

Then again, Fred had the metalwork...
 
Masonic handshake and not the diluted version that even sink-estate comprehensive school careers advisors teach routinely. Or did when I attended one.
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You were taught the masonic handshake in school? I certainly didn't, was never something that was even talked about at school.
 
TheSpade said:
You were taught the masonic handshake in school? I certainly didn't, was never something that was even talked about at school.
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As I said, it was (half-jokingly) mentioned as something that can open doors with certain people. We weren't hoodwinked or made to chant 'Jahbulon' or anything like that.

Do Scottish schools actually bother with careers advice though? I thought you spent an hour a week filling out mock benefit applications instead. ;)
 
Do Scottish schools actually bother with careers advice though? I thought you spent an hour a week filling out mock benefit applications instead
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We spend the first few years being forced to watch Braveheart on repeat before we progress to that stage.
 
Dave Lee Travis the latest BBC dj groper to be outed. He denies the allegations.

A horrible fat fuck, imo, should be banged up for crimes against good taste. How did such peops rise to positions where they could influence record sales..has anyone checked Radio 1 controllers for unusual sexual tendencies?
 
The Hairy Cornflake????

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SamhainGrim said:
Far more sinister than Freddie West's jeans which he used as a draught excluder on his van for seven years before he ever wore them.
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Been chuckling to myself over this for about 2 hours =D

Yeah, I can't see Sutcliffe being a mason, not enough money in lorry driving. Read a story somewhere, a female visitor to Sutcliffe had an argument with him and as he left he blew on the back of her head and said "There - now you've had a blow to the back of the head".
 
YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
ha. its been done! I googled 'serial killer trump cards' and theres already a deck. I thought it would be really cheap and easy to get manufactured and out for Christmas.
No such thing as an original thought.
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Best cancel the Dragon's Den appearance then ;)

Speaking of previously thought of business ventures, I just had my housemate knock on my door and go 'Oli, do they make dildos that squirt fake cum?'. After informing him that, sadly, they do, he asked if they make ones which only spunk if you massage the balls in a particular way and that maybe it could be used in 'all those pornos where the mum teaches the daughter how to wank off blokes'.

Between this, my other housemate simultaneously complaining about ingrown hairs on her balls whilst walking round with her tits out, and the bonfire last night that turned into some sort of low budget wicker man thing the second I turned my back, I am starting to think I live in a bit of a mad house

edit: and i love it :D
 
snolly said:
Best cancel the Dragon's Den appearance then ;)

Speaking of previously thought of business ventures, I just had my housemate knock on my door and go 'Oli, do they make dildos that squirt fake cum?'. After informing him that, sadly, they do, he asked if they make ones which only spunk if you massage the balls in a particular way and that maybe it could be used in 'all those pornos where the mum teaches the daughter how to wank off blokes'.

Between this, my other housemate simultaneously complaining about ingrown hairs on her balls whilst walking round with her tits out, and the bonfire last night that turned into some sort of low budget wicker man thing the second I turned my back, I am starting to think I live in a bit of a mad house

edit: and i love it :D
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Snolly....what the fuck! :D

Fake dildos that squirt cum, OK never heard of that but probably true. Pornos where a mum teachers a daughter though? You're mate is watching some fucked up incestuous shit and your other house mate has tits AND balls?

Sounds like a mad house alright, I reckon you invite Mugz round he'll fit right in with the spirits that teach him javascript.
 
A pre-emptive plea to site wags not to take this as their cue to post pics of women with schlongs, photoshopped or otherwise.
 
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