Gibberings CVIII: I've appeared in some cheap Eastern European porn mag

[parttime crackhead]

That's some bullshit Jancrow. Hope you get it sorted. Fwiw, I fully agree with your mate's way of thinking.

 

[jancrow]

Cheers! The self employed life can be hairy as hell- an emerging trend seems to be companies refusing to do ad-hoc payments when money is due and instead doing all their payments at the end of the month. Convenient for them but utter fucking shit for suppliers because when you bill in the middle of the month they'll inevitably try and pay at the end of the NEXT month. There's legislation to protect the likes of me but it can be damaging to ongoing relations and future trade if you get too heavy... crap state of affairs.

 

[brimz]

Just got home from Scotland to find that the Crack house opposite me has been closed down fukin ace i could'nt be more happy oh n the morphine instant release pllls that i was given n the 4 pints that my bredbins bought me .

Happy days

 

[effie]

Edit - all the child minding stuff sounds great, not so keen on leaving my scoot with Effie though

And why not??

Afternoon EADD, (yet again) I've missed you!

Loving my shiny new laptop screen.

How are you Brimz? I'm writing you a PM as we speak (type)

 

[Allein]

Brimz woman speak with forked tongue, Effie's PMs are as rare as hens teeth mate, I have one preserved in a block of perspex for posterity :D

 

[brimz]

effie i lok forward to it

 

[brimz]

Brimz woman speak with forked tongue, Effie's PMs are as rare as hens teeth mate, I have one preserved in a block of perspex for posterity :D

I know how she rolls trust init effie

 

[Myshkin]

Afternoon EADD, (yet again) I've missed you!

Oooh, look what the cat dr-.... hang on; that doesn't work with you does it, given the fact you are the cat?

 

[brimz]

i'm stuck in the late 80s what can a brother do ?

It never got better Oh yeah I am 36 years old btw yeah not old but old enuff to remember the cold chillin cat ?
Anyone that also remembers the cold chillin cat i fukin you
[Kool G Rap]
Kool G Rap, terrorist, metaphor analyst
Fans I enlist and opponents I dismiss
Erase copy-catters, dissimulate data
Or data ( ? )
Dispel, expel, terminate well
You lift the barbells but you're still Cottonelle
I'm causin heavy breathin, at the top and never leavin
I'm not Starvin Marvin, but I get Even Steven
Chumps jump out their socks when my voicebox rocks
I'm a walkin Fort Knox with the strength of an ox
Marley Marl's on the cuts, sweet beats he conducts
All Sucker DJ's will self-destruct
Polo and G Rap, we will go real far
And that's why we're down with the (Juice Crew Allstars)

he was on this release jus after they left Prisim

So Cold Chillin Cat in your lifetime maximum respect

I'm fukeds on drugs like a Rockstar inint kid where were you when the cold chillin cat was about ?

Not even in yer pa 's nutsack
I luv u really

 

[brimz]

Brimz woman speak with forked tongue, Effie's PMs are as rare as hens teeth mate, I have one preserved in a block of perspex for posterity :D

Hens teeth yeah bwoy

 

[effie]

I just like to keep you all on your toes.. :D

Nah, it's a combination of being busy, scatty and not having a computer. Mostly the middle one I admit. I definitely owe you one atm! Although if you don't trust me with your scooter...

Sammy G, I certainly am the cat. I'd like to see someone try to drag me anywhere

 

[brimz]

..

Sammy G, I certainly am the cat. I'd like to see someone try to drag me anywhere

What about the Coll Chillin Cat eh ?

If anyone knows what i'm on about PLUR

 

[parttime crackhead]

What were you doing round my ends Brimz? Or is it hush-hush haha.

I got a letter from the fine folks at the DWP today. Just as I was starting to sketch slightly about the amount of money I've spent in the past week or two - spent well over a ton just last night buying an S4 dust cover, a t-shirt & some headphones lol. They've confirmed that due to NI contributions they're going to give me £71 a week free money (without much hassle by the looks of it), they've also backdated it to when I finished work. Checked my internet banking, £400 getting paid in the mora. ON YE FUCKIN' GO GEORDIE!!!!!!!!!!!! %)

Amsterdam paid for courtesy of the DWP. That's what I'M talking about!

 

[brimz]

Wherwe da fukin cat ?

 

[brimz]

lol!!!

da drugs made me do it

 

[brimz]

What were you doing round my ends Brimz? Or is it hush-hush haha.

I was stayin in Largs with family . We did venture in to the mean streets of Glasgow on tuesday & had a meal at La Laterna the Italian restaurant on Hope St,
i been their b4 it';s the dogs bollox

 

[brimz]

W
Amsterdam paid for courtesy of the DWP. That's what I'M talking about!

Don't just talk fukin go !!

DWP Paid me for a 12 mointh stay in Europe n i didn't break any rules at all so fuk em n fuk all you cunts that say i shouldn't get my benifits your just jealous bitter little cunts i know who you are as well through TC

I'll take my Fukin money n you can kiss my white arse ya pricks ui been on that shitr since 1997 never worked a day since .

Flip side i've got seriious mentall illness a leg that doesn't work properly n i'm a paranoid mofo .
Oh yeah n i actually liuve on my own so swivel ya twats

 

[brimz]

Yes i have gone jonny blaze !!

 

[brimz]

At ten you're fucked
At nine you suck
At eight you're a sucker
At seven-a mothafucka
At six you're slapped
At five you're just wacked
At four you're lost
At three, you're just soft
At two you're an ass
At one, you're a dick
But before you slip, I'll whip
Cuz homeboy, ya slippin'

 

[brimz]

I think i should log off