Gibberings CVIII: I've appeared in some cheap Eastern European porn mag

[Myshkin]

He's just a self-serving, self-centred pathological liar and thief, with no self awareness whatsoever. Psychcopath might be a bit harsh.

Feel the love, eh?

Aoke from several odd dreams, one of which involved getting lost in a vast and lavishly-decorated building, tying my damndest to escape without being noticed, then somehow being accosted by some nonspecific 'officials' who began to interrogate me aout the evidence of 'drugs' they'd found at my house.

Said 'drugs' consisted of a load of glittery love-heart and star stickers, which I attempted to explain in indignant (and exasperated) fashion to these sinister suited types, all the while knowing I had a strip of grey-market vallies in my inside pocket.

Not even a cool story. Just weird. Good morning.

 

[ColtDan]

ahh 6-APB has arrived... lovelyyyyyyy

ok this belongs in the tune thread but fuckit, bits of the vid remind me of a dmt trip. n the true is pretty special http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IddDWBpkzYg

 

[Mental Kenny]

ahh 6-APB has arrived... lovelyyyyyyy

ok this belongs in the tune thread but fuckit, bits of the vid remind me of a dmt trip. n the true is pretty special http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IddDWBpkzYg

Getting fucked up on 6-APB during the day? Sounds awesome bruv

My day has been a collection of such emails:

"Thanks for your email. We will be in contact with you if you shall be successful for this position"

 

[jancrow]

Immediately reply and correct their dire grammar - it's a test.

 

[Myshkin]

ok this belongs in the tune thread

Yes it does.

but fuckit

Why acknowledge that it belongs somewhere else and post it here anyway? Especially when you've been gently reminded of the existence of the tunes thread repeatedly, like.

Not having a go - at the end of the day it's Gibberings and it's not that important. I just don't understand it. Maybe it's age. Ignore me.

EDIT: Also, I'm a little cranky at the shallow sleep I had. Another dream (which I'd forgotten about) involved somebody having a pizza delivered to my bed. It was so vivid that I even felt the food guilt upon awaking. Serious shit.

 

[Ceres]

Also, I'm a little cranky at the shallow sleep I had. Another dream (which I'd forgotten about) involved somebody having a pizza delivered to my bed. It was so vivid that I even felt the food guilt upon awaking. Serious shit.

Yeah I had terrible shallow sleep last night, first night in months with no benzos. I had a fucked up dream involving marmalades avatar and her penis envy. I will spare you the details.

 

[parttime crackhead]

He's just a self-serving, self-centred pathological liar and thief, with no self awareness whatsoever. Psychcopath might be a bit harsh.

Looks like there's an angry posty on the loose. Thank fuck you're no delivering my mail. "Do Not Bend" envelopes getting rammed into letter boxes, parcels getting launched in the wheely bin, sneaky red cards getting left all over the shop etc

Mixtrack = Today. Honestly. It's happening. Definitely. Once I get out of bed. If I don't get stoned first. I won't though, I'll definitely, definitely sort it!

Why acknowledge that it belongs somewhere else and post it here anyway? Especially when you've been gently reminded of the existence of the tunes thread repeatedly, like.

I can kind of see Dan's point. If I had wanted to post a tune I'd do it here, because I don't read that 'What are you listening to...' thread at all, I think it's pish. If Dan also posts in there though... well, he's just a dafty then.

 

[Myshkin]

I can kind of see Dan's point. If I had wanted to post a tune I'd do it here, because I don't read that 'What are you listening to...' thread at all, I think it's pish.

Fair enough, that's the way you see it, but most people who want to listen to music would naturally go to that thread. And if everybody adopted that attitude then this would effectively become the music thread. Which you yourself say is 'pish'. Can you see where I'm coming from?

Anyway, it's not important and there's no harm done. Just find it baffling really. As I said, shallow sleep. Fortunately not tainted by nightmares about Marmalade's cock, however.

 

[Mental Kenny]

Fair enough, that's the way you see it, but most people who want to listen to music would naturally go to that thread. And if everybody adopted that attitude then this would effectively become the music thread. Which you yourself say is 'pish'. Can you see where I'm coming from?

Anyway, it's not important and there's no harm done. Just find it baffling really. As I said, shallow sleep. Fortunately not tainted by nightmares about Marmalade's cock, however.

I think that as long as the music link is posted together with some content, like banter or chatty rubbish/whatever, in a way it sort of belongs here. I mean this is the time wasting thread right? Anyway, no one reads the music thread.

 

[Myshkin]

I think that as long as the music link is posted together with some content, like banter or chatty rubbish/whatever, in a way it sort of belongs here. I mean this is the time wasting thread right? Anyway, no one reads the music thread.

Nobody? Why does it say 'Views: 13,903' on my screen then?

Once again, my point is I don't understand somebody saying 'this belongs in the music thread' and then proceeding to post it here, and I never will.

Maybe it's because I'm a mod, maybe it's because I'm a dick, but whatever the reason - let's just forget about it, eh?

 

[jancrow]

This belongs in the angry thread, but I'm sorry about your speed again, Hungarian Stu's not picking up his office line. I think Fat Nelly from the bookies is wedged in the phonebox again to be honest, there's a fire engine outside Greggs. Soon come.

 

[Mental Kenny]

Nobody? Why does it say 'Views: 13,903' on my screen then?

Once again, my point is I don't understand somebody saying 'this belongs in the music thread' and then proceeding to post it here, and I never will.

Maybe it's because I'm a mod, maybe it's because I'm a dick, but whatever the reason - let's just forget about it, eh?

It's because you're a mod. Authority corrupts

 

[parttime crackhead]

Fair enough, that's the way you see it, but most people who want to listen to music would naturally go to that thread. And if everybody adopted that attitude then this would effectively become the music thread. Which you yourself say is 'pish'. Can you see where I'm coming from?

Of course. I think you're totally right there. Does anyone ever go to that thread to listen to music though? The last time I looked at it, admittedly a while ago, it seemed that people went there to just post a random youtube link then leave.

I think that as long as the music link is posted together with some content, like banter or chatty rubbish/whatever, in a way it sort of belongs here. I mean this is the time wasting thread right? Anyway, no one reads the music thread.

Agreed with this as well. Someone coming in here & just going "Tune - www.youtube.com/somedubstepshite" is brutal.

 

[Myshkin]

This belongs in the angry thread

Get out. :D

The speed situation will hopefully be resolved, otherwise there will be repercussions. Not hard-man repercussions, but I'll certainly be able to hit the guy in the pocket if he doesn't keep his promise.

More importantly, any progress in keeping the wolf from the door?

 

[Mental Kenny]

Get out. :D

The speed situation will hopefully be resolved, otherwise there will be repercussions. Not hard-man repercussions, but I'll certainly be able to hit the guy in the pocket if he doesn't keep his promise.

More importantly, any progress in keeping the wolf from the door?

I finally got to try some of the local wheez, can't say I was too impressed. I did some random bath salt powder the day before, which tasted an awful lot like pv, so I think cross-tolerance might have played a part. Still might investigate more when I get a job as I'm sort of spending too much.

 

[jancrow]

More importantly, any progress in keeping the wolf from the door?

Nope! I've got £12 cash and -£300 in the bank, half a loaf of bread and some borderline unsafe chilli con carne. Time to send some furious emails, then telephone the fuckers.

 

[Myshkin]

Fingers crossed for you - that's pretty dire. They deserve to suffer for this somehow.

 

[jancrow]

Cheers! If they persist, they will, I see red after a point and become a complete pain in the arse for these types. Pain in the arse in the 'strangely revered elderly criminal' sense.

 

[Myshkin]

Pain in the arse in the 'strangely revered elderly criminal' sense.

Bugger them and let them eat turd?

 

[jancrow]

Yup. I've got a mate who insists the only way is to turn up in person and politely enquire as to the cost of the windows in reception but he's in a slightly less genteel line of work than me.