• 🇬🇧󠁿 🇸🇪 🇿🇦 🇮🇪 🇬🇭 🇩🇪 🇪🇺
    European & African
    Drug Discussion

    Welcome Guest!
    Posting Rules Bluelight Rules
  • EADD Moderators: Shambles

Gibberings CVIII: I've appeared in some cheap Eastern European porn mag

Status
Not open for further replies.
TheSpade said:
Knock I think you're confused mate, men wake up in the morning with a hardon it just so happens that after a night of sleeping you also need a piss in the morning. I don't think you have a hardon BECAUSE you need to take a pish.
Click to expand...

No. Read my wiki link. I assure you it's true.

I can avoid morning glory by making sure I get to sleep with an empty bladder. Doesn't happen much though, because I normally have a couple of beers or wine at night.

I'm not saying m.g. is always caused this way, for everyone, but it is usually this way for me, and science (kind of) agrees with me. (thanks science)
 
knockando said:
Yes, I get a hard on just because I need to pee, and have been holding it in while I sleep. I wake up with a stiffy yet there is no horniness at all, just bursting for a piss.
Click to expand...

Adam's Curse.

Your subconscious knows you need a piss but it also knows you can't be arsed getting out of bed for that. So instead you receive a flood of (often violent) sexual imagery and the kind of erection that could be relied upon to smash through several layers of crockery.

Then about three seconds into the wank (once ou've given in), it teds to shrivel and you feel nothing but the presence of a urethra burning with a night's worth of excretion. And the need to get rid of it fast.

I believe I've expounded on this before, but it's a good riff so I'm playing it again. 1-2-3-4...
 
Marmalade said:
eh, no money to pay for sex? I'm sorry you don't have any redeeming human features to use ... them's thee breaks. .. I'll leave you to rape and pay for women's services ...

I have no clue what's it's like being so fucking desperate, but I pity you regardless. You and your ma ... I'm sure she loves you despite your flaws. Keep spunging off your family .... they'll eventually get tired of your schtick
Click to expand...

That it Mamrz keep pulling words out the hat and throwing them at the screen, eventually we'll get something that makes sense. Who's a clever girl, eh?
 
desperate words from a lonely heart


You need a hug. <3 and see you tomorrow spadey ... <3

*gone!*
 
TheSpade said:
Being white and Scottish I'd never actually experienced first hand racism....until I went to Australia and on more than one occasion was to told to "fuck off back to Scotland" or referred to as a "fucking foreigner" by some drunken bogan cunt.
Click to expand...

I'm subject to 'casual racism' every day of my 5 years here.. There's not a day that goes by where someone doesn't mention something in a smart arse, sarcastic way about where I am from. So you can't just pin that on 'Australians being racist' tag. Almost everyone is racist in some sort of way. I mean the most racist country is apparently the Chinese.

You must have been in some rough places to get some comments like that, generally Scottish are the second most like people after the Irish.
 
deeCee said:
I'm subject to 'casual racism' every day of my 5 years here.. There's not a day that goes by where someone doesn't mention something in a smart arse, sarcastic way about where I am from. So you can't just pin that on 'Australians being racist' tag. Almost everyone is racist in some sort of way. I mean the most racist country is apparently the Chinese.

You must have been in some rough places to get some comments like that, generally Scottish are the second most like people after the Irish.
Click to expand...

I wasn't in any overly rough places, roughest was probably Rockhampton and not really rough just cowboy town.
 
deeCee said:
I'm subject to 'casual racism' every day of my 5 years here.. There's not a day that goes by where someone doesn't mention something in a smart arse, sarcastic way about where I am from. So you can't just pin that on 'Australians being racist' tag. Almost everyone is racist in some sort of way. I mean the most racist country is apparently the Chinese.

You must have been in some rough places to get some comments like that, generally Scottish are the second most like people after the Irish.
Click to expand...

Where are you living / where are you from?

I've not met that many Australians but a good proportion of them seem to be quite casual about racism. From lowly workers like me (not me, I'm not Australian or a racist), up to board members of multinational companies!

I've also met several very decent Australians, just for the sake of balanced reporting. OK, one.
 
I live in Glasgow and from Australia.

My favourite used to be when people try and copy the accent.. And I say why don't you copy (insert Indian name here)'s accent.. and there like noooooooooo I can't do that, that's not right. And I'm like so it's ok to copy mine then ;)

I take it all tongue in cheek, but I do like catching people out on it. It's 'ok' to be racist against a white person then?? lol
 
deeCee said:
I live in Glasgow and from Australia.

My favourite used to be when people try and copy the accent.. And I say why don't you copy (insert Indian name here)'s accent.. and there like noooooooooo I can't do that, that's not right. And I'm like so it's ok to copy mine then ;)

I take it all tongue in cheek, but I do like catching people out on it. It's 'ok' to be racist against a white person then?? lol
Click to expand...

Nah I don't think it's OK to be racist at all, but I'm sure you can see the difference between going "bud bud bud" to an Indian and "struth mate" to an Ozzie. One is more likely than the other to receive racist abuse walking down the street, for a start.
 
I take it all tongue in cheek, but I do like catching people out on it. It's 'ok' to be racist against a white person then?? lol
Click to expand...

Only if they are Australian. Because Aussies are cunts. ;)

An Irish mate of mines gets enraged when surrounded by Aussies, we were in a hostel in Bolivia when 'Australia Day' was being celebrated, all the aussies are pissed up. At every opportunity he'd say to them "enjoying invasion day?"....the Aussies would be like "What?" and he'd reply "Invasion day. The day you cunts invaded and murdered the Aboriginals and now you're celebrating it, cunts". You could tell most of the Aussies either didn't really understand what he meant or had never thought about what they were celebrating all these years.
 
i against i said:
day 14 off any opiates from IV heroin to bupe/oxy/poppy tea, to cold turkey, change of location/occupation. just picked up some fuckin ace weed, bought a new mixer with the saved up money.

very much enjoying the libido return.

"ohohohoh,
we luv girlz

we luv de slim girl, we luv de fat girl
we luv dem short girl, we luv de tall girl

we luv dem girls, yea, we luv dem girls
we luv slim girl, we luv de fat girl
we luv de short girl, we luv strong,
we luv tall girl

we luv all girl around the world we luv dem beautiful girl"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqLQ3s6XWA8

fuckin sick video too!
Click to expand...

This appeared on Shy FX's Essential Mix in.... '05 or something?
Brilliant tune and brilliant mix if you can be arsed to dig it out - I can't: I've already got it, seen %)
Tis followed by Shy FX - On The Run

--- Edit ---

Tis a lil' later in the mix... But it's a fuckin quality mix (despite Pete fuckin Tong having narration :X)
 
Last edited:
knockando said:
Nah I don't think it's OK to be racist at all, but I'm sure you can see the difference between going "bud bud bud" to an Indian and "struth mate" to an Ozzie. One is more likely than the other to receive racist abuse walking down the street, for a start.
Click to expand...

It's only more racist because you think because the skin colour is different it must be. I know of a story of an Englishmen who got so sick of being called 'pom' and various other english based things, he threw a chair at someone at work.. The guy who threw the chair got $35,000 payout

TheSpade said:
Only if they are Australian. Because Aussies are cunts. ;)

An Irish mate of mines gets enraged when surrounded by Aussies, we were in a hostel in Bolivia when 'Australia Day' was being celebrated, all the aussies are pissed up. At every opportunity he'd say to them "enjoying invasion day?"....the Aussies would be like "What?" and he'd reply "Invasion day. The day you cunts invaded and murdered the Aboriginals and now you're celebrating it, cunts". You could tell most of the Aussies either didn't really understand what he meant or had never thought about what they were celebrating all these years.
Click to expand...

It's celebrating Federation, so invasion day is a mute joke that doesn't make sense.. and if you want to take it that far it's not the Australian's that did it.. It was the Brits ;)
 
deeCee said:
It's only more racist because you think because the skin colour is different it must be.
Click to expand...

No I explained, it's a problem partly because your average Glasgow-dweller of asian descent is more likely than you to have suffered and currently be suffering racism (of the non-casual variety) including verbal and physical abuse from schoolmates and strangers in the street.

No that hard eh ;) It's just about acknowledging context.

Unless you're going to pull out a joker and tell me you're a native Australian, are you? And I don't mean if you were born there, before you start :p
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top