Gibberings CVIII: I've appeared in some cheap Eastern European porn mag

[TheSpade]

Attempts to make being fat socially acceptable piss me off.

Indeed. Those girls on the bottom might be 'normal' but who says normal is good?

Purchasing a woman is not the same as appreciating women

Stick to brothels or transactions involving a trade of some sort. Anything to do with longevity or actual 'relationship material' and you're lost.

Your opinion on this matter is pretty much of little value. Stick to catalogue browsing eh?

Yawn. Marmz pulling random words out a hat again and posting them on BL mixed in with petty insults because she's got nothing relevant to say. No one said anything about relationships. It's about looking at a picture of a row of attractive and thin models and another row of average and slightly over weight girls and choosing which on you prefer. People seem to want to lie about it and choose the average and fat ones and then use shit excuses like "I'd be worried I'd break the girls at the top", yeah right because that's ever happened.

Anyway when we need the opinion of a bat shit crazy feminist who's fucking clueless about everything we'll give you a shout, until then back in your box.

 

[Ceres]

I'm on mxe and they all look fucking horrible.

 

[Marmalade]

Indeed. Those girls on the bottom might be 'normal' but who says normal is good?



Yawn. Marmz pulling random words out a hat again and posting them on BL mixed in with petty insults because she's got nothing relevant to say. No one said anything about relationships. It's about looking at a picture of a row of attractive and thin models and another row of average and slightly over weight girls and choosing which on you prefer. People seem to want to lie about it and choose the average and fat ones and then use shit excuses like "I'd be worried I'd break the girls at the top", yeah right because that's ever happened.

Anyway when we need the opinion of a bat shit crazy feminist who's fucking clueless about everything we'll give you a shout, until then back in your box.

I'm not sure I can be classed as a feminist when I have penis envy.

Not your penis, obviously

 

[Ceres]

hahahahaaaaaa

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

I know some pretty gorgeous, classically good looking men and women but I wouldn't say they have much magnetism about them. Ultimately, in reality attractions more about chemistry than what a man looks like for me.

Edit.. and Spade you seem to love your bit of scram. If you find a woman its unlikely shes going to stay skin and bone if you enjoy eating together.

*******

Hope you had a peaceful hiatus Marmz.. i'm proper moony today. I just road raged at a cyclist.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

You're effectively crucifying yourself with this line of argument Spade. I'm afraid it says a lot about you. Mainly it says "I have all my thoughts made for me I'm that shallow"

 

[Allein]

I'm not sure if it's a case of lying about it, if you purely mean which image is more aesthetically appealing then be that specific.

To be fair is you say take pornography as some kind if yard stick, then the slimmer ladies definitely have a significant edge, but those things are about the theoretical desire for sex. I don't have any problem with that but it's not really about having a relationship with someone, for me it really does come down to what you are talking about, fantasy or reality.

In a typical male fantasy scenario you just have lots of great casual sex with the beautiful ladies in the top picture and are a very happy man.

In reality so many other factors attract you to someone and the perfect body is pushed much further down the list of desires and genuine intimacy and happiness are things that are a real possibility.

I probably haven't put that very well, I count myself in the typical male BTW

 

[Marmalade]

I know some pretty gorgeous, classically good looking men and women but I wouldn't say they have much magnetism about them. Ultimately, in reality attractions more about chemistry than what a man looks like for me.

Edit.. and Spade you seem to love your bit of scram. If you find a woman its unlikely shes going to stay skin and bone if you enjoy eating together.

*******



Hope you had a peaceful hiatus Marmz.. i'm proper moony today. I just road raged at a cyclist.

Day 8, and craving cock, but not. But am. Urgh!

My dreams ALWAYS tell me good things. Had wacky ones yesterday with fuckable people from years gone by, and such wild and glorious dreams will ensue for the next 7 days as they do every month at this time ... I LOVE this time of thee month. Waking up with a wily smile on my face for the next 7 days is how I assume it is waking up with morning glory for tha boys ... It rocks either way. Practically the only time I'm naturally horny anyways .. I wish I could wake up with morning glory every morning.

What's it like waking up with morning glory boys? I'm UBER jealous of this status. My clitoris lacks such a state. tell me about it, in detail please?

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Sorry, disclaimer, tis that time of thee month ... It'll be over in a few days, honest guv[/edit]

 

[knock]

Most of the time, morning glory just means you need a slash. It's inconvenient, especially when you're staying at your mum & dad's, and they're walking about the house, and all you have is your pants to cover up.

Quite mundane really But it does mean you have a head start.

 

[Marmalade]

eh, there's a difference between needing to pee and having the horn tho, eh? both in men and women. I can be horny and need to pee at the same time, but there's never a time when I just need to pee that I'm also horny as a result of it.

The pee hole in animals traditionally needs to be licked in order to stimulate peeing, but that's a different thing altogether.

Don't tell me that you get a hard on JUST because you need to pee? those two things are different. You can get a hard on because you're horny and then also need to pee at the same time (as a separate issue) tho, I get that. But a hard on BECAUSE you need to pee, no way! two separate things, surely?

[EDITS N STUFF!]

 

[TheSpade]

I'm on mxe and they all look fucking horrible.

A man with a set of balls, finally.

You're effectively crucifying yourself with this line of argument Spade. I'm afraid it says a lot about you. Mainly it says "I have all my thoughts made for me I'm that shallow"

What it says is that if right this second I could pick between shagging a beautiful model and an average bird I'd pick the model. So would you. So would every other man on the planet. I don't know why people need to pretend other wise. We're not talking about relationships, personality or anything else.

 

[ColtDan]

yeah separate. needing a piss is far from a turn on

i randomly wake up in the night with a rock hard knob, or in the morning

 

[Myshkin]

So people, you have the choice, Vikki Secrets model or the the pie munchers at the bottom?

Being totally honest, the one third from left in the Victoria's Secret ad is probably my favourite, if I have to choose.

Though without whatever glossy airbrushphotoshopfuckery they use to make most contemporary underwear ads near-indistiguishble from CGI and thus virtually impossible to even have a bored wank over. And I very much doubt we'd hit it off over a jar or two, like.

Ironically, both stem from the same wellspring of indentured, institutionalised misogyny in the cosmetics and fashion industries (as elsewhere) - the first one for reasons people have already pointed out, the second in a far more subtle way.

Essentially it's saying "look, we even sell to YOU, you plain, dumpy, ugly fat little gargoyle bitch. Use our product and you might even get a fuck this century", albeit under the guise of celebrating 'real' women. Which, incidentally, it doesn't do in my opinion, or at least it takes pains to ensure their underwear, their posture and the unflattering lighting all add to their 'authenticity'; i.e. plainness.

It's preying on insecurities about body image that affect everyone, not just women, though women tend to feel the brunt of it for cultural reasons. The male cosmetics industry's getting there though, dont worry.

Enfranchised by democracy? Check.

Enfranchised by consumerism? Check.

Forgiven for what Eve did in the garden and for being born a disgusting, dickless, menstruating, emotionally-crazed inferior being?

Forget about it. Go out and buy some sexy underwear and some deodorant, you horrible slut.

 

[TheSpade]

Being totally honest, the one third from left in the Victoria's Secret ad is probably my favourite, if I have to choose.

Fuck, we have the same taste in birds. I've changed my mind I like the fat ones at the bottom best now.

 

[Munroe]

When did this "real" women thing start?
It must send poor average skinny women into an existential crisis.

 

[Marmalade]

What it says is that if right this second I could pick between shagging a beautiful model and an average bird I'd pick the model.

LAWL

Why contemplate the impossible?

Why contemplate a situation you'll never be ever confronted with?

Fuck off.

Oh Please - I can hear you mum's voice in the background. She's telling you to tidy your room and turn that racket down.
I'd do as she asks, cause you need to keep your arse in accommodation if you want a roof over yer head.

SpadeThaPlaya ... lawl :D

Let's not pretend you have any choices. It's 9-5 for you until you can afford to buy a female you like, that you can afford to PAY for, like in them there pictures un stuff

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[TheSpade]

Apparently being fat and average is more 'real' than being thin and beautiful Munro.

LAWL

Why contemplate the impossible?

Why contemplate a situation you'll never be ever confronted with?

Fuck off.

Oh Please - I can hear you mum's voice in the background. She's telling you to tidy your room and turn that racket down.
I'd do as she asks, cause you need to keep your arse in accommodation if you want a roof over yer head.

SpadeThaPlaya ... lawl

Let's not pretend you have any choices. It's 9-5 for you until you can afford to buy a female you like, that you can afford to PAY for, like in them there pictures un stuff

You were told already, back in your cage, your opinion isn't wanted.

 

[knock]

eh, there's a difference between needing to pee and having the horn tho, eh? both in men and women. I can be horny and need to pee at the same time, but there's never a time when I just need to pee that I'm also horny as a result of it.

The pee hole in animals traditionally needs to be licked in order to stimulate peeing, but that's a different thing altogether.

Don't tell me that you get a hard on JUST because you need to pee? those two things are different. You can get a hard on because you're horny and then also need to pee at the same time (as a separate issue) tho, I get that. But a hard on BECAUSE you need to pee, no way! two separate things, surely?

[EDITS N STUFF!]

Yes, I get a hard on just because I need to pee, and have been holding it in while I sleep. I wake up with a stiffy yet there is no horniness at all, just bursting for a piss.

And it's fucking hard to pee with an erection, usually results in piss on the wall. I sometimes piss into a ball of bog roll until my cock starts to shrivel up again.

Doesn't happen while I'm awake, that would be a problem. EDIT This is a lie sometimes it does.

I never have morning glory unless I need a pee. That's why I think they are causally related.


Wikipedia agrees, of course!

 

[TheSpade]

Knock I think you're confused mate, men wake up in the morning with a hardon it just so happens that after a night of sleeping you also need a piss in the morning. I don't think you have a hardon BECAUSE you need to take a pish.

 

[Marmalade]

Apparently being fat and average is more 'real' than being thin and beautiful Munro.



You were told already, back in your cage, your opinion isn't wanted.

eh, no money to pay for sex? I'm sorry you don't have any redeeming human features to use ... them's thee breaks. .. I'll leave you to rape and pay for women's services ...

I have no clue what's it's like being so fucking desperate, but I pity you regardless. You and your ma ... I'm sure she loves you despite your flaws. Keep spunging off your family .... they'll eventually get tired of your schtick