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Gibberings CVIII: I've appeared in some cheap Eastern European porn mag

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eh, normally it's better than this is ... this is what I just got while dling a movie from my newsgroups (while I'm being throttled) ... would be much faster after 12

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atm23 said:
I'm not sure I'd call it shit but the difference is ££££, Virgin throttle the service down according to how much you pay
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formally I shouldnt really be throttled on the 100mb service, 'cept for 8pm-12ish ... the rest of the time it's totally unfucked with

that movie dl'ed in less than 5 minutes .. maybe 3 I think

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costwise I pay £38 for unlimited 100mb, but if I could be arsed and cared enough, I could haggle it cheaper as I've outlived my contract )
 
I'm not even sure what I pay TBH, we have the phone and TV from them as well. I only signed up for 10Mb but they doubled it a while back, DL anyway.

I don't have much call for any more at present, my work VPN is shite, and torrents rarely hit the buffers or I'm not really in a hurry anyway, ADSL wasnt to great where I am, max 4-5Mb and BT Vision was inferior in every way to cable
 
SpecialK_ said:
I call it time to spend my massive student loan waheeeeeeeeeey oz on the go!
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I completely forgot till I went to check my balance today, although I think coral has seen more of it than me today.

Anyway reading the daily fail as usual this guy wasnt a bad mover was he, apart from he kept getting caught of course.

4.2 Tonnes of Cannabis of the coast of france.. 1989 and jailed in his absence lol, 1997 convicted in morroco seperate drug seizure, escapes by "jumping off a cliff" in 2000 lol, 2008 his yacht caught with 1.5 tonnes of coke of the irish coast then hes arrested as he tries to get back into the UK "why???!".

Seems like he was only the mastermind of it all, but obviously he kept getting grassed in every time or just was very bad at keeping low..Interesting anyway

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^^ dat's sum Blunstie juju, rite thar <3

[edit] time for bed anyhoo, nite all < 3
 
The server was not-at-all compromised by the mass posting of mod-filth in the staff forums last night. Honest. Officer.

Off to see Royal Mail about two parcels shortly, one of which somebody has failed to pay correct postage on, t'other which I was red-carded for on Saturday by some lazy fucker who not only refrained from knocking but hadn't returned it to the office by yesterday morning when I checked.

It'd better not be as miserable as it was yesterday morning...
 
Mornin all.

I'm a moody bastard today. (duvet/insomnia woes)

If any cunt starts accusing me of having stood on their doorstep not ringing their bell, taking 2 mins to write out a red card, then running off, I'm gonna chin them and withhold all their mail for weeks. Why the fuck would I do that? It would be quicker and easier for me to ring, knock, wait , and hand them the parcel than it would to write out a fuckig card, sticker the parcel, then drag it round the rest of my delivery. What sort of masochist cunt of a postie would do that to themselves?
 
Mailmonkey said:
If any cunt starts accusing me of having stood on their doorstep not ringing their bell, taking 2 mins to write out a red card, then running off, I'm gonna chin them and withhold all their mail for weeks. Why the fuck would I do that? It would be quicker and easier for me to ring, knock, wait , and hand them the parcel than it would to write out a fuckig card, sticker the parcel, then drag it round the rest of my delivery. What sort of masochist cunt of a postie would do that to themselves?
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The guy on duty at the delivery office looked at the number and initials on the card and laughed. :D

We have a notoriously crap guy who occasionally covers our round. On one memorable occasion I chased him to his van with the two red cards he'd just dropped, both packages clearly not in his hand, but nestled neatly in the seat of the van. Stickered.

He's the only twat though - the rest of the ones round our way are legends who put up with all kinds of lazy student bollocks and go out of their way to make sure stuff gets delivered. Sometimes yelling up at said lazy students in their beds.

Sorry to hear of the moodiness, MM. Shouldn't you be smoking DMT in preparation for official duties?
 
This cold jobby flu thing is doing my nut in. aint been ill for ages. thankfully i booked tomorrow off. could happily go back to bed and finish watching "Oldboy" and various other stuff
 
I've been sniffly for well over a week now too, and feeling a bit run down.

It may have something to do with my speed dealer fucking things up for me, but I suspect there's some actual illness there too.

A sickie would've been tempting, but my resurrected monster libido woke me up with some rather hackneyed but effective imagery shortly before five, with accompaying unfussy-but-persistent erection.

Just so you all know.
 
^ I feel like shit too, pins and needles in my arms and legs, feeling well cold and energy-less. I guess that's nature's way of telling me that fighting boredom by snorting large amounts of unknown shitty bath salt powders from teh interwebs it's not wise nor healthy.
 
Well I'm particularly glad the sickie didn't happen, as a colleague just brought his daughter (British-born Indian, teenage, jaw-droppingly-stunning) into the office briefly. I even received an internal phone call to remind me not to lech. I failed.

Being a man is a sleazy fucking horrible business sometimes. It's like having your dick shouting at you for at least 75% of your waking hours.
 
SamhainGrim said:
Well I'm particularly glad the sickie didn't happen, as a colleague just brought his daughter (British-born Indian, teenage, jaw-droppingly-stunning) into the office briefly. I even received an internal phone call to remind me not to lech. I failed.

Being a man is a sleazy fucking horrible business sometimes. It's like having your dick shouting at you for at least 75% of your waking hours.
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Not me, I generally lack of a sex drive...
 
Mental Kenny said:
Not me, I generally lack of a sex drive...
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Oh, I experience that too - two weeks ago I couldn't get it up if I tried. I'm still not anywhere near the OTT peak that generally accompanies a hypomanic episode, but there's something there; which is always reassuring when the days start to get shorter and my mood tends to darken.

Low sex-drive through depression / drugs is something I have a lot of regrettable experience with.

Though I find long-term relationships can often have a more-or-less analagous effect.
 
Morning all! Hope your mornings are progressing pleasantly. I've just blasted through the woods on my bike as a technique for waking myself up, getting the day going and imposing some sort of routine onto my otherwise slightly shapeless days. Yes, this is day one. And THIS is one of the windows of buggering around on the internet which I am allowed. See you again at 11 o'clock. There had better be some lulz here for me.
 
Hey - she's post-A-Level age, not a bleedin' fifteen-year-old! =D

Though I have to (grudgingly) admit that you're not the only person to have directed a dig at me about that particular news item.
 
Today is my real weekend, worked at the weekend, so this is my Sunday. I need to get out in a bit and go buy a new phone, not getting a stupid smartphone though, gonna get the cheapest one in the shop.
 
It's not like I really would ever need a smartphone, I don't need to google at the pub or tweet in a club (I don't have a twitter, twitter is fail) I just want a phone that phones and texts, nothing else.
 
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