Fuck me it's Friday already!

[parttime crackhead]

I could never get on with large papers, when I started smoking you couldn't get them in normal shops, maybe Rips from a market stall or summit but they were for fekin 'ippies

Once you get into a ritual it's not something you feel inclined to break, greens are great when your in the dark or having visual issues the corners are cut off so you don;t have the horrible moment when you go to lick the gum only to realise you have the papers back to front.

You've just not thought about this. When you pull a skin out a packet your thumb is always holding the gum. No need for cut corners.

I get the ritual thing though. That's why most of my mates still prefer greens unless I've managed to convert them, it's just what they're used to. Maybe 1 in 100 times have I went hunting for skins in someone elses house & found anything but a packet of green rizla at the back of a drawer or down the side of a couch. I think I'd do a wee dance if I actually found decent skins that I hadn't bought myself.

 

[parttime crackhead]

I love it when a plan comes together. Beer cracked, spliff sparked, scooby & a bacon roll scranned. Waiting on my mate picking me up, swift detour past my weed dealers pad if he's still at home to pick up a half, if he's aready out then he's coming out with me later on anyway so it's not a problem. Then right on it hardcore style. Another mate has already got the swedge sorted. Been getting nothing but confirmation texts all morning. Not one person dropped out so far. Rolling 20 deep lol. This is going to be some night, I'm well hyped up for it already.

'MON THE SURGEON!!!!!

 

[TheSpade]

Phwerrrr thats a huge question and it deserves a better answer than the one I can give right now. I'm off to me pit xxx

ha i just remembered though.. As we all sat cross legged in a circle one of the women pulled a stick out of her rajasthani jingerlee janglee hippy bag. She had that slow way of talking yeah and informed the group that she had had the stick for years, 'i'ts got good energy and smells like yoni*..Hey why dont we use it as a talking stick'
I just found the whole scene amusing..lol amusing though..so i'm barred. I dont think i'd have cared to hold that mingey stick anyway ffs.

*'yoni' is hippy for vagina

Turns out there are people more crazy than you out there Yella, who would have known eh?

There are some negatives of living here such as the pish clubs and having to get up at 4 am to watch the champs league.

You forget to mention that it's populated by Australians.

 

[Mailmonkey]

You better be joking. Worst papers ever (unless you really flip the lid & buy red ones). Had to roll with them on Sunday because my mate I sent to go pick up my weed (yes, I am that lazy) forgot to go to the shop for kingsize silvers on the way back. Old school sticking the skins together to get a reasonable sized joint. Fuck that shit. Silver Rizlas are the boss when it comes to buying skins from the shop, if you've got a better selection those OCB Xpert ones are cracking, as long as silvers but not quite as wide. Or if you want to go mad posh those Raw Connoisseur ones are the ultimate, brown unbleached skins.

I like skins.

Currently skinning up with fucking blue kingsize slims though, petrol station didn't have silver

I am a small green Rizla toker too.

Used to use Smoking gold ones.

If you don't have an unhealthy obsession with skins you aren't a proper stoner.

I smoke all day but have better things to obsess about

Greens are disgusting tippexy planks saturated with chlorine and suitable only for the very young, the very old or the bedridden and infirm.

lol, i fit into two of them categories, that answers your next question jancrow

 

[jancrow]

Augh, Monkey, how could you?

 

[Mailmonkey]

I was once repairing a plasterboard wall and there was a hole in it which I thought I could easily patch with green rizlas on account of their gummed edge. Unfortunately, at first their thickness was such that I couldn't open the door of the room I'd used them in and then their weight caused the wall to suddenly collapse, the floor to fall in and the foundations of the house to shift, creating a crack in the earth leading to its core which my entire family fell down, where they were boiled alive in lava.

 

[TheSpade]

Seems like a true story to me, put susdog away MailMonkey.

 

[jancrow]

Thank you Spade.

 

[TheSpade]

I wasn't sure how true it was at first then you mentioned the boiling lava bit and I knew it had to be 100% fact.

 

[Cornishman]

Hello.

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

Turns out there are people more crazy than you out there Yella, who would have known eh?

Truthfully Spade, if there are any i've yet to meet them.8(

Mailmonkey.. that post did have a slightly superior, judgmental tone. I'll even confess to sporting several rajasthani, jingerly jangerly Rajasthani bags myself. Its just the whole scene seemed so comical to me at the time. It was such a new age cliche. But they seemed like lovely women and still all meet up and do witchy things every full moon

 

[Mailmonkey]

Truthfully Spade, if there are any i've yet to meet them.8(

Mailmonkey.. that post did have a slightly superior, judgmental tone. I'll even confess to sporting several rajasthani, jingerly jangerly Rajasthani bags myself. Its just the whole scene seemed so comical to me at the time. It was such a new age cliche. But they seemed like lovely women and still all meet up and do witchy things every full moon

I wasn't being judgemental Yella, I just assumed the stick smelt of yoni because she'd just pulled it out of her jingerlyjangerly rajhastani bag (vaj).

 

[breakcorefiend]

yet again diazepam has stolen the last part of my week, actually a whole host of em did!

 

[done juan]

yoni mitchell never lies

 

[knock]

Rizla blues. Small. For roll-ups and joints.

I went through a short phase of using the brown liquorice paper for roll-ups, what was I thinking?

 

[breakcorefiend]

^agree

 

[Myshkin]

Friday: Impromptu outing to gig, followed by hanging around venue acting like (debatably) charming prick and drinking Chimay Blue.

Today: Hangover vallies, back to bed, red card from postman, anger, drugs, calm, see what follows.

 

[done juan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izsN1vIjBH4

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

I wasn't being judgemental Yella, I just assumed the stick smelt of yoni because she'd just pulled it out of her jingerlyjangerly rajhastani bag (vaj).

Oh LOL..fuck that would be so cool to have a jingerlee jangerlee yoni.. but no she pulled it out of a regular bag ( it wasn't that kind of womens group)

P.S I was looking at my post and thinking it was a bit superior.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Rizla blues. Small. For roll-ups and joint

Yep.