GodSpeedK
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The cut corners are for blind people apparently.
I liked the small greens when I used to smoke baccy, but when rolling a J, it is ALWAYS about the silvers.
haha, I think most smokers go through that regrettable phase.
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The cut corners are for blind people apparently.
I liked the small greens when I used to smoke baccy, but when rolling a J, it is ALWAYS about the silvers.
haha, I think most smokers go through that regrettable phase.
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Whoooft just got in from the weekend. Ridiculous crack, ended up at 4 different house parties was ment to be going for a pint and some food, never ate a thing, boshed silly amounts of MDMA, the house was jumping mate on the decks rest of us sat speaking absolute nonsense for hours, time to go... Got to sunday some pink 2c-i pills, 2 litres of vodka and a couple crates went to another party, oz of the most diabolical ching I've ever sniffed pretty sure it was creatine with a bad batch of benzocaine lol, resorted to plenty of doobers instead. Sat ripping this poor lad silly, absolute victim, playing buckaroo putting bottles of vodka, beer, ashtrays and a condom on his head as a shower cap, moustache, monacle etc all drawn on, made for some funny Facebook pics..
No hangover or comedown really either, think I pretty much seshed myself sober. Time for a massive munch and some college work, fressshh %)
No hangover or comedown really either, think I pretty much seshed myself sober. Time for a massive munch and some college work, fressshh %)
parttime crackhead
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Cracker of a weekend for me an all. I got back an hour or two ago. Went out Saturday afternoon, started drinking at 2pm. Bottle of Wine & most of a bottle of rum tanned before going out. Boosted to that Electric Frog thing early doors (like 9pm) to catch Surgeon's first set. Then spent the rest of the night mainly on my own in the smaller room because I wanted to see Surgeon's second set. The cunt was outstanding.
Got hijacked by this mad bird. Apparently she was quite tidy, but I can't remember what she looked like or what her name was. One of my fly bastard mates sneaked a photo of us though when I didn't even know the cunt was there so I'll get to find out later if she was a rotter or not lol. She was trying to give me pills but I already had my own anyway. Then she bought the drinks haha, made some mention of having a boyfriend but I just thought fuck it, he's obviously not here. I was wrong, an hour or so later she casually introduces me to this guy "This is my boyfriend" haha, wtf???? Cunt was about a foot taller than me an all so I was fucking ofski, must have been blatantly obvious what we'd been up to even if he hadn't actually seen us, which he quite easily could have lol.
Went back to my mate's afterwards & continued drinking till about 6am this morning. Hoovered up a fat line of ket at some point, can't really remember much but everyone said it's the most fucked up they've ever seen me. My mate had to unlock his bathroom door to come in & get me, expecting to find me dead on the floor, but I was in there doing something really important. Fuck knows what it was, but it involved chucking his hair gel into the bath & waving a can of deodorant about. I was doing all sorts of other ridiculous thing as well apparently. Probably not the wisest idea to time sniffing a ket-slug for just when a swedger was kicking it. Tuned to the moon haha.
We built a den in my mate's kitchen. Where I eventually slept for a couple hours this morning.
Good times %)
Just found out today that Ricardo Villalobos is playing Subby again on the 19th of October. YAS!
Got hijacked by this mad bird. Apparently she was quite tidy, but I can't remember what she looked like or what her name was. One of my fly bastard mates sneaked a photo of us though when I didn't even know the cunt was there so I'll get to find out later if she was a rotter or not lol. She was trying to give me pills but I already had my own anyway. Then she bought the drinks haha, made some mention of having a boyfriend but I just thought fuck it, he's obviously not here. I was wrong, an hour or so later she casually introduces me to this guy "This is my boyfriend" haha, wtf???? Cunt was about a foot taller than me an all so I was fucking ofski, must have been blatantly obvious what we'd been up to even if he hadn't actually seen us, which he quite easily could have lol.
Went back to my mate's afterwards & continued drinking till about 6am this morning. Hoovered up a fat line of ket at some point, can't really remember much but everyone said it's the most fucked up they've ever seen me. My mate had to unlock his bathroom door to come in & get me, expecting to find me dead on the floor, but I was in there doing something really important. Fuck knows what it was, but it involved chucking his hair gel into the bath & waving a can of deodorant about. I was doing all sorts of other ridiculous thing as well apparently. Probably not the wisest idea to time sniffing a ket-slug for just when a swedger was kicking it. Tuned to the moon haha.
We built a den in my mate's kitchen. Where I eventually slept for a couple hours this morning.
Good times %)
Just found out today that Ricardo Villalobos is playing Subby again on the 19th of October. YAS!
Maybe the boyfriend was complicit in all of this flirting and was waiting to be casually introduced?
You may have missed out on something potentially life-changing there.
parttime crackhead
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Ha, my mates were shouting the same. Fuck that shit. My main plan was to get her rattled in the lift at my mate's block of flats en route to the party hahaha, classy. Fuck having some other dude waving his cock about when I'm trying to get my hole.
Who said he'd be waving it around, eh? The possibilities are endless.
There are more couples inclined to such than you might think. I recall a narrow escape from going home with one of them. They'd thoughtfully provided me with my first dose of K and were more than willing to let me 'share their taxi'. Thank fuck for sensible friends pointing out that I was staying with them a short walk away.
I hear the couple in question is now happily married with at least one kid and a mortgage. Funny how things turn out.
There are more couples inclined to such than you might think. I recall a narrow escape from going home with one of them. They'd thoughtfully provided me with my first dose of K and were more than willing to let me 'share their taxi'. Thank fuck for sensible friends pointing out that I was staying with them a short walk away.
I hear the couple in question is now happily married with at least one kid and a mortgage. Funny how things turn out.