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[Bluebell]

I do it all. My whole face changes shape, like some sort of boggle-eyed skull.

Fo real? I think I have for a very long time mastered the art of looking kind of straight, when I know deep inside very fooked, often people never think I'm as trollied as I am! Thats down to years of drug taking but not in drug company8)

 

[Valkyrie]

It's called 'a joke'.

Ah Sam, you and your jokes!

Perhaps you should post them in a different colour.

 

[Bluebell]

I give in to temptation all the time. If that was one thing I'd change about myself it would be to have more will power.

I like the Aldi dinner lady ad.

"I don't like cheese. I don't like kids. 'Ello my love, what can I get you?" :D

Will power is all well and good, but too much of it then you just land up disappointing yourself!

Edit: laughing at myself how I think its really naughty to be smoking inside tonight, christ why would you feel like that in your own home!

 

[Valkyrie]

Fo real?

Yep. I've had people come up to me in clubs and push my jaw back into shape. I also used to get asked a lot if I could spare a bit of whatever I was on - obviously a good advert.

I've lost 3 teeth cos of grinding - expensive at £400 a crown.

 

[Myshkin]

Eve was weak

No no, the Serpent was strong.

It's an ancient example of man's tendency towards the deification of the phallus and proof of its absolute dominance.

One of the more enduring truths to be found in that fascinating book of weird, skewed, moralistic Levantine allegories.

 

[Bluebell]

Yep. I've had people come up to me in clubs and push my jaw back into shape. I also used to get asked a lot if I could spare a bit of whatever I was on - obviously a good advert.

I've lost 3 teeth cos of grinding - expensive at £400 a crown.

oh dont get me wrong have woken up quite a few times with broken back teeth (nothing worse, wake up have a mouch round your mouth and realise you have grinded so much and broke your teeth), just seem to have grown out of the gurning grinding now

 

[Valkyrie]

We bring shame on him.

Anyway, it works both ways cos my son has now shamed me with his drug taking. He's informed me he doesn't do mdma anymore cos it gives you a false personality. Now he's a fucking townie cokehead.

He spent all last summer raving in the woods in day-glo shorts (I taught him well) now in he's rampaging in the High Street in a white shirt and shiny shoes. I hope it's just a phase.

 

[Bluebell]

No no, the Serpent was strong.

It's an ancient example of man's tendency towards the deification of the phallus and proof of its absolute dominance.

One of the more enduring truths to be found in that fascinating book of weird, skewed, moralistic Levantine allegories.

Eve was never weak, come on girls men are (not them all because know a good lot that's not) but generally lead by their balls

 

[Marmalade]

No no, the Serpent was strong.

It's an ancient example of man's tendency towards the deification of the phallus and proof of its absolute dominance.

^^ I know, despite my genuine penis envy.

 

[Bluebell]

Anyway, it works both ways cos my son has now shamed me with his drug taking. He's informed me he doesn't do mdma anymore cos it gives you a false personality. Now he's a fucking townie cokehead.

He spent all last summer raving in the woods in day-glo shorts (I taught him well) now in he's rampaging in the High Street in a white shirt and shiny shoes. I hope it's just a phase.

So do I sort him out:D

 

[Valkyrie]

...just seem to have grown out of the gurning grinding now

I rarely do face changing drugs now. Which means I can eat the following week. I've been told I've got chocolate round my face when it's actually dried blood.

When I think back now I realise what a fucking state I must've looked. It was all good in my head though

 

[Bluebell]

I rarely do face changing drugs now. Which means I can eat the following week. I've been told I've got chocolate round my face when it's actually dried blood.

When I think back now I realise what a fucking state I must've looked. It was all good in my head though

lol why have I never met woman like this, I have only one female pal that will get royally fucked up, she is a treasure

 

[Myshkin]

Eve was never weak, come on girls men are (not them all because know a good lot that's not) but generally lead by their balls

That's the point.

Take the male sex drive (ludicrous as it is) out of the equation and the world would see a collapse that even global economic meltdown or nuclear holocaust would never match.

So next time you meet a guy's lecherous gaze and respond with a scowl, just remember - if it wasn't for the indomitable nature of the stiffened cock the world would have ground to a halt long ago.



God, I write some shit. I really do.

 

[Valkyrie]

lol why have I never met woman like this, I have only one female pal that will get royally fucked up, she is a treasure

Ha, same here. In my youth I was a pint drinking , pool playing football hooligan and there was only one friend who would do it all with me. Men do it better, girls are too girly.

 

[Bluebell]

That's the point.

Take the male sex drive (ludicrous as it is) out of the equation and the world would see a collapse that even global economic meltdown or nuclear holocaust would never match.

So next time you meet a guy's lecherous gaze and respond with a scowl, just remember - if it wasn't for the indomitable nature of the stiffened cock the world would have ground to a halt long ago.

h

God, I write some shit. I really do.

Shit buy true shit, its amazing how unpicky? men are compared to women, men can see a redeaming feature, arse, boobs or legs and woman need to search for that bit more, humour usually!

 

[Valkyrie]

So next time you meet a guy's lecherous gaze and respond with a scowl

I respond with relief that someone actually still wants to lech over me. But I'm past my breeding years so it's all just nature.

 

[Bluebell]

Ha, same here. In my youth I was a pint drinking , pool playing football hooligan and there was only one friend who would do it all with me. Men do it better, girls are too girly.

lol never pint drinking or liked football but boy could I keep the boys on their toes with the drug stuff, ha ha many a time seen the boys disolve and me keep going PUSSYS:D

 

[Bluebell]

So next time you meet a guy's lecherous gaze

Woman scowl, you must have a look of Peter Sutcliffe about you

 

[Marmalade]

That's the point.

Take the male sex drive (ludicrous as it is) out of the equation and the world would see a collapse that even global economic meltdown or nuclear holocaust would never match.

Oh, but how fucking glorious would that chaos be?

and then what? ... I predict AA and NA style workshops for the lost and redundant gender ..

Thinking about it, I almost feel sorry for them. Just. The demand from females to purchase a pop up penis for a quick thrill on the weekend might save them from extinction.

eh, I know whut I mean

 

[Bluebell]

So leads me on to the question EADD ladies what would you do if you had a penis for a day?

~think I would just play with it all the time