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StoneHappyMonday said:
Do it in the London rush hour and never get out of second gear (not while you're parallel parking obviously). That's how I passed.
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Exactly the same for me. Lots of sitting there in traffic whistling through my teeth and hoping it would hold.

Good luck tomorrow Albie, fingers crossed you ace it.
 
My driving test route went all into the hills and around country roads, fuck knows why my instructor chose that centre, my first time we turned up at the test centre with egg and tissue all over his car as someone had done him over the night before lol Anyway I got told to "Speed up" as I wasnt going fast enough on these country lanes, I mean they are like single roads anyway I didnt want to be bombing it around the corners at 60 but not going fast enough got me a few minors, then failed it for having my wheel on a flat kerb when doing a parallel park. Horrible route though there was also like a 70 degree road hill start you had to do, almost impossible.
 
Alb do you feel safe and confident when you're driving? If so, you should pass, unless there's some incident.

mattnotrik said:
Horrible route though there was also like a 70 degree road hill start you had to do, almost impossible.
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70 degree hill???? Where the fuck's that road?
 
passed 7 years ago, 2nd time in a modded fiesta, dread to think how much driving has cost me over the years
 
^ @matt - same here, I did my test in Leeds and the test centre was way out in the sticks. I was completely unprepared for bristol city centre. My first test the instructor picked me up with his ancient parents sitting in the back, and then the examiner spotted his tax disc was out of date so refused to continue.
 
Mailmonkey said:
Alb do you feel safe and confident when you're driving? If so, you should pass, unless there's some incident.



70 degree hill???? Where the fuck's that road?
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it was like a country road going onto a bigger country road, but it was some huge rise, most people would just continue going to keep the momentum as you could see all the way down the road, but for test reasons youve got to stop, apply the hand brake blah blah It was more about 50 degrees ha but it was still so steep!
 
I failed 3 , maybe 4 tests between the ages of 18 and 21. I could drive, but for some reason couldn't pass a fucking test.

Drove round abroad a lot anyway, and when back in the UK from about 28 used to drive my girlfriends Mini about, she eventually got hacked off with it and made me take my test again, when I was 30...passed first time :D

EDIT>>>>hey bandw :) How was Ibiza? Or have I got the date wrong again?
 
sod it, time for some more Blackbooks then sleep, feel rough n a bit pissed off about last night
 
^ Hi MM it was fucking fantastic but only 3 days, not long enough. But then again, not sure I could have lasted a week at my age :D I think I've lost about half a stone as it is. Short but sweet. Benidorm in a weeks time, hey it was free, dont judge ;)
 
ColtDan said:
sod it, time for some more Blackbooks then sleep, feel rough n a bit pissed off about last night
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Hey, how are you finding Black Books? I was worried cos you just seemed to buy it about 10 mins after I recomended it....don't be pissed off about last night, there's no point...do you need to apologise to anyone?

Benidorm in a weeks time, hey it was free, dont judge
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Benidorm is not as bad as its made out to be I don't think, when i was working in Madrid it was the holiday destination of choice for loads of Madrilenos, I was gobsmacked whenever they told me this....there's far worse places...

Losing half a stone in 3 days? Sounds like lots of fun ;)
 
Mailmonkey said:
Hey, how are you finding Black Books? I was worried cos you just seemed to buy it about 10 mins after I recomended it....don't be pissed off about last night, there's no point...do you need to apologise to anyone?
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What did he do? :D
 
Mailmonkey said:
I failed 3 , maybe 4 tests between the ages of 18 and 21. I could drive, but for some reason couldn't pass a fucking test.

Drove round abroad a lot anyway, and when back in the UK from about 28 used to drive my girlfriends Mini about, she eventually got hacked off with it and made me take my test again, when I was 30...passed first time :D
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You passed first time after failing four times?

I passed first time too. After failing once.
 
Mailmonkey said:
Hey, how are you finding Black Books? I was worried cos you just seemed to buy it about 10 mins after I recomended it....don't be pissed off about last night, there's no point...do you need to apologise to anyone?
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Love it mate, its genius, cheers for recommending it :)

yeah i shouldnt be pissed off about it, asked some questions about a senstive subject, dunno why i didnt think of the possible concenquence, and it triggered a big argument between a very good lady friend of mine and her boyfriend (who is a cock) ruined the end of the night, both of them shouting and screaming got outta control cos of the booze amping everything up, drank enough to put me in a gutter but was still coherant, pretty spangled as well, was ready to knock his block off, then he threatend to brick my mates car windows when all he was trying to do was help him, didnt even get riled up or in a rage just felt this calm urge to smack the fuck out of him
 
yeah sounds like too much booze and a load of crossed wires....probably you're all to blame for it gettin out of hand...
 
Marmalade said:
And dawgs, y0!

Since I had to do the humane thing and put my last kitty down, I'm missing having a critter a fuckton, and after much deliberation and looking online at rescue and re-homing centres, we've decided on homing a whippet (or 2) very soon hopefully!

I think they'll make perfect Frisbeasts™ so I'll be purchasing a few frisbees for fun, frolics and canine exercising in the near future if all goes to plan.
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Be sure to post youtube videos of your enthusiastic whippets.

Whippets have a speed advantage over frisbees. They can accelerate twice as fast and have a nose for plastics. Like poetry in motion, a whippet can snout a frisbee out in less than 3 seconds of aerial travel!!

Fetching frisbees from the air. As if by magic, is second nature to a humble whippet hound.

Albion. Good luck in your driving endeavors. May the force be with you. (not the police force).

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