2011-2012 college football thread v. SEC circle jerk

[ChickenScratch]

I love how Lane Kiffin went to Tennesse, talked a bunch of shit, then left

what's your point?

 

[Kenickie]

if we lose to NC State i'm gonna darkside post > shrine myself.

PB will get an identical Bray tattoo, but with your name instead.

 

[ChickenScratch]

so much for having the best receiving corp in the nation:

Tennessee junior wide receiver Da'Rick Rogers has been indefinitely suspended and a timetable for his return is not known at this time. Head coach Derek Dooley will address Rogers' absence post-practice.


we are fucking cursed.

i'm seriously gonna post in the dark side today.

 

[Pander Bear]

oh shit

We need to create an all weed/hand guns/DUI SEC allstar JUCO team

 

[ChickenScratch]

i'm on the verge of an epic fucking meltdown.

 

[Kenickie]

drink more

 

[ChickenScratch]

drink more

impossible.

 

[China Rider]

i'm willing to predict 75% of CS's body is covered in bruises due to having a functioning liver of a 150 year old

try chugging a bottle of beer as its smashes your teeth in

feels good and looks awesome

 

[Kenickie]

i only bring cans over to CS' house for this exact reason

also i'm cheap

 

[Kenickie]

ugh FIVE MORE DAYS jesus christ the waiting nearly killed me

 

[Pander Bear]

Huge red and black boner oozing white precum for the start of my dawgs' season on Saturday. Currently loving watching the dores give the cocks more than they bargained for. Any bad day for spurrier is a good day for me.

 

[Care]

MY bulldogs will have their first game in like 15 years with a new coach on Saturday. They're playing some backwater school ive never heard of so they better win, ill consider going to some games if they look good this week.

 

[34-dihydroxyphen]

I'm hoping this is the year that the Canes don't break my heart

 

[China Rider]

gophers defeated a universally respected program in UNLV last night in triple overtime

expecting a dominate 4 win season

 

[Kenickie]

the guy who fell off the georgia dome last night died

go vols

 

[Pander Bear]

bro sacrifice definitely augers for a winning season for the vols. Dooley keeps his job.

 

[Kenickie]

well watched georgia walk over buffalo, who had only played in like 3 other big stadiums before ever in their life. i got to see like 30 seconds of WVU kill marshall, and now i'm watching the 'canes being picked off lby Boston College. i'm shocked that these are the only fucking games i can watch right now. LSU plays some nobody at 6pm. our roommate is an Auburn fan and that atrocious game of orange is on at like the same time Alabama is going to beat Michigan. i hope for his sake that he doesn't lose to Clemson and then has to watch the last quarter of Alabama rolling all over Michigan.

 

[cj]

our roommate is an Auburn fan and that atrocious game of orange is on at like the same time Alabama is going to beat Michigan. i hope for his sake that he doesn't lose to Clemson and then has to watch the last quarter of Alabama rolling all over Michigan.

I so hope that happens.

I stopped my day to laugh at Penn State getting beat by MAC juggernaut Ohio. I guess Karma does happen sometimes.

 

[EatMushrooms]

Tajh Boyd is getting worked over right now. Can't even keep his helmet on.

 

[Kenickie]

i can't wait until fucking espn "decides" that the moment of the year comes from fucking hawaii because espn is dicks and hates the SEC. can you believe that shit? i was like, the best play, of the entire year last year was god damn hawaii. i had no idea that john heisman coached both auburn and clemson. i don't know if that lowers the trophy in my eyes or raises auburn/clemson. probably the former.

this michigan alabama game is like totally embarrassing. i love to see the big 10 eat shit, but this is real bad. we're at 31-0 and the SEC chants are loud loud LOUD.