Mailmonkey
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MailMonkey, I'm currently listening to your man Pierre skelp out some aciiiiiiiid. Well good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bicMOFbBMI
That is, on the whole, a great fuckin set

Pierre invented acid.
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MailMonkey, I'm currently listening to your man Pierre skelp out some aciiiiiiiid. Well good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bicMOFbBMI

That's shit ... If others were there you have blamed them
You could if you didn't use that bath again for the next fortnight. It's probably one of the three or so large plastic nuts which hold the plumbing to the bath tub coming loose, get under there and have a look. It'll be obvious where the water is coming through when you get the side panel off. You might need a torch and to run the taps to locate the leak, and it probably will be at one of the plastic nuts. Maybe the trap (elbow shaped bit) is too tight to the floorboards underneath and you standing in the bath to shower is putting weight on it and making it flex a bit, causing the leak.
Anyway, tighten any leaking nuts with a towel over your hand (haw) and see if that fixes it. If not get plumber's putty from a shop and squidge shitloads of that on over the leaks, that'll hold for years.

It better not come to that.
I almost had a red wine disaster. The wine I buy is usually a screw top, this had a cork which I'm not used to opening and it almost got stuck in the bottle because of the shitty corkscrew I was using and my inability do use it. Just managed to salvage it without corking it. Phew!![]()
I only learnt a while back that a corked bottle of wine has nothing to do with breaking the cork or getting bits of cork in the wine, it's something to do with the something in the cork reacting and contaminating the wine, making it taste bad. If you break a cork it's fine to push it into the bottle and then just tip the wine through a sieve to get rid of the bits of cork with no fear of it tasting like wet carpet
Why do they insist on using corks if it can react badly with the wine, why not just use screw tops that are much easier to open? I bet it's some pretentious purist wanker thing.
I've got a free house for 2 weeks and I fancy some drugs. What legal drugs can I order cheaply off the internet that are decent?
I used to like Argentinian Malbec
don't bother, order illegal ones, they're better.