Gibberings CIV: You're My Wife Now

[parttime crackhead]

^ I'll loan you one of mine for a few weeks.


UK vs Ecuador? That would be some scrap - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-19259623

At a news conference in Quito on Wednesday, Ecuador's Foreign Minister, Ricardo Patino, said a letter from the UK government had been delivered through a British embassy official.

"Today we received from the United Kingdom an express threat, in writing, that they might storm our embassy in London if we don't hand over Julian Assange," he said.

"Ecuador rejects in the most emphatic terms the explicit threat of the British official communication."

He said such a threat was "improper of a democratic, civilised and rule-abiding country".

He added: "If the measure announced in the British official communication is enacted, it will be interpreted by Ecuador as an unacceptable, unfriendly and hostile act and as an attempt against our sovereignty. It would force us to respond.

"We are not a British colony."

 

[masaz]

Nice one parttime, will make a fuckin great centre piece for the party next month

 

[Munroe]

Nearly went on a huge ketamine/valium induced spending spree last night, thankfully I couldn't find my card.

Still got a pretty large shopping list mind.

On a related note, is GBL worthwhile? Pretty damn cheap per dose but if the effects aren't too different from alcohol I reckon I'll spend my money elsewhere. (or both)

 

[ColtDan]

Those cows look badass. the horns look demonic or something

pretty good week, nice n chilled, tunes on. was thinking today, imagine winning that 148m like those lucky fuckers a few days ago, what would you do with it? think id share a lot of it with loads of people, set up some charities. all kinds of amazing shit. deff not go public, would be easy to get kidnapped and held at ransom, or a family member or something. put it to good use. perhaps improve lives, perhaps ruin lives, all depends how people could handle it. n then probably slip into a mess of drug addiction

 

[parttime crackhead]

"What would you do if you won the lottery?"

 

[Arnold]

Buy a bag of coke and head down to the local whorehouse for a week.

 

[Cornishman]

Hire a primo escort.
Get her to do all the housework, etc.

Actually I'd have a few of em.

Wonder how long it would take to get bored of a selection of fine women.

*Kiss each other*

*And you. Cook me cheese on toast*

*And when you've done that. Take over from Rebecca kissing Tanya and Serena can push me in my wheelchair to the drug room*

 

[Munroe]

"You...You can just sit there chanting me name."

 

[TheSpade]

*Kiss each other*

*And you. Cook me cheese on toast*

*And when you've done that. Take over from Rebecca kissing Tanya and Serena can push me in my wheelchair to the drug room*

This had me in stitches.

 

[th3 s1aught3r]

Those lottos are seemingly always won by cunts who will stick it in the bank. Why cant it be won by some proper fellows who may blow the lot on coke, hookers and some high-end millitary equipment ?

 

[parttime crackhead]

Those lottos are seemingly always won by cunts who will stick it in the bank. Why cant it be won by some proper fellows who may blow the lot on coke, hookers and some high-end millitary equipment ?

Mikey Carroll. Replace the high-end military equipment with old motors to have destruction derbies with & that's pretty much what he did.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...arroll-sell-wrecked-mansion-600-000-loss.html

 

[TheSpade]

Yeah they are always cunts who say shit like "We're not going to move house or change our lives much and we will probably still keep our checkout jobs at Tesco". Wankers.

I bet Mikey Carrol is wishing he didn't buy a million quids worth of shares in Rangers now, eh?

 

[ColtDan]

id pay a load of people to pull of some pranks and random shit. get it on the news. pie and egg the fuck out of cameron or milliband at one of their speeches, would be a laugh to see that shit. assume they have a lot of security around them at all times but with enough people you'd be able to rush them and pie the cunt in the face

 

[th3 s1aught3r]

id pay a load of people to pull of some pranks and random shit. get it on the news. pie and egg the fuck out of cameron or milliband at one of their speeches, would be a laugh to see that shit. assume they have a lot of security around them at all times but with enough people you'd be able to rush them and pie the cunt in the face

lol
or you could run for election , pump millions into it, get elected and do weird shit like turn up for PM questions with hookers and coke all over your face

 

[ColtDan]

"Russell Brand: From Addiction to Recovery" on BBC3 in a min, lets see what that flamboyant beehive hair ponce has to say about it

 

[parttime crackhead]

Just don't try to pie John Prescott. You'll get a sore jaw.

"Fuck your mullet. Skelped!"

lol
or you could run for election , pump millions into it, get elected and do weird shit like turn up for PM questions off your nut

That's been done as well. Not with lottery winnings right enough. Monster Raving Loony Party. Are they still on the go?

 

[ColtDan]

lol
or you could run for election , pump millions into it, get elected and do weird shit like turn up for PM questions off your nut

ahaha brilliant idea. turn up twisted on MXE or booze and meph'd off my tits chatting at full whack

 

[Munroe]

I'd probably throw a few million at an ad campaign full of slanderous lies about a few mates.

 

[parttime crackhead]

I'd probably throw a few million at an ad campaign full of slanderous lies about a few mates.

Outstanding.

These are far better plans than the usual "I'd buy a house & a car & go on holiday & have a party & buy some drugs & give some money to charity & give some to my family & buy a house & a car & go on holiday" shite.

 

[th3 s1aught3r]

I'd probably throw a few million at an ad campaign full of slanderous lies about a few mates.

haha. yeah, front page of the paper, prime time TV slot, on the sides of buses !