Gibberings CIV: You're My Wife Now

[Vertigo100]

Fuck that. Make up a fertilizer bomb and go blow up some fucking Scottish cow. Prob not as much fun as doing it in SE Asia but fun nonetheless.

 

[Cornishman]

Why the beef with cows?

Aberdeen angus never hurt anyone.

 

[Vertigo100]

Crackhead is mad to blow up a cow with an RPG

 

[Cornishman]

Disgusting

 

[parttime crackhead]

Haha

 

[Danny Weed]

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

meanwhile, in some inverse parallel universe, money has already changed hooves to blow up an unsuspecting Crackhead.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Fuck that. Make up a fertilizer bomb and go blow up some fucking Scottish cow. Prob not as much fun as doing it in SE Asia but fun nonetheless.

Have you ever seen a Scottish cow???

You really think a home-made bomb is going to blow up one of those cunts? An RPG would just bounce right off that guy.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Fuck that. Make up a fertilizer bomb and go blow up some fucking Scottish cow. Prob not as much fun as doing it in SE Asia but fun nonetheless.

Have you ever seen a Scottish cow???

You really think a home-made bomb is going to blow up one of those cunts? An RPG would just bounce right off that guy.


Edit - Highland cows are actually the best. I would never attempt to murder a highland cow. Check the hair-do on this character.

 

[Vertigo100]

Have you ever seen a Scottish cow???

You really think a home-made bomb is going to blow up one of those cunts? An RPG would just bounce right off that guy.

Doesn't look that tough. I've shagged meaner looking birds than that

 

[Cornishman]

So that's where Spade gets his ginger hair from.

 

[parttime crackhead]

A search for "Highland Cow vs Normal Cow" unfortunately comes up blank. A highland cow would fuck a normal cow up.

"Come ahead ya dafty!"

 

[Munroe]

Why the beef with cows?

Aberdeen angus never hurt anyone.

Why was this allowed to slip under the radar.
Awful.

 

[Cornishman]

^^ Haha,
They actually look well cool.

If Scotland made a Lamborghini'esq supercar it should have one of those beasts on the bonnet badge.

 

[Munroe]

...and run off buckfast and soapbar?

 

[TheSpade]

Ken you couldn't kill a Highland cow, those are cool looking mofos.

 

[Treacle]

Absolutely. Bucky is probably strong enough to run a car. Not sure about the soap bar. It might make the car lazy, and crave deep fried pizza. The last thing you want is a cheesy car.

 

[Cornishman]

Buckfast. Angus testosterone. Bagpipe exhaust pipes

 

[jancrow]

Lol, and a novelty horn playing the happy hardcore remix of Flower or Scotland.

Shit about the money, though.

 

[masaz]

Why the beef with cows?

Really shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am that

Scottish cows are hardcore, I want one.