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Yessiree. She was really wet and i was going back in fast after an accidental pull out, made it about 4" in before she yelled and pushed me of.

Best 4" of my life... 8)
 
yea my X was always opposed to anal until one time, we were high on X and she was soo wet.. and it accidentally slipped down in there. I said "oh shit, whoops" she said "no! no! keep it in there!"
and that's how I got her into anal.
 
What? This hasn't happened to more people? Well, maybe my boyfriend has shit aim.

I've copped full, unexpected penetration twice. It is absolutely fucking agonising, and I like anal. Both times, I instantly got that white flash of plain, broke out in a cold sweat all over my body, and curled up in the fetal position praying for the pain to stop and trying not to vomit from the pain.

I'm not even being a baby, it actually fucking hurt that much. I bled both times. My boyfriend is well endowed, and likes to pull out entirely whilst we're doing doggy and thrust hard.
 
jones-in_J said:
I love eating a girls ass
Tongue deep as shit

Mmmmm mmm bitch
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we are in the same boat and share the same passion. I find it interesting when my tongue is so deep in her that I can actually feel the sharp pointy end of a turd that never managed to make its way out due to an unhealthy low-fiber diet.
 
ahahah it has ALMOST happened a few times, but you ddon't keep pushing coz there's no easy access! If there ain't no glide then don't slide... Sometimes however, she has cum so many times, her juices are running down her crack, and her ass is loose from being relaaxed that you can slide it in using her natural lube - best time imo, then you KNOW she will enjoy it if you take it slow enough.
 
Disraeli_Beers said:
Yessiree. She was really wet and i was going back in fast after an accidental pull out, made it about 4" in before she yelled and pushed me of.

Best 4" of my life... 8)
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4"!? Did you manage to get all your wiener and a couple of inch of pelvis in then? :/
 
Eyes On the Roll said:
yea my X was always opposed to anal until one time, we were high on X and she was soo wet.. and it accidentally slipped down in there. I said "oh shit, whoops" she said "no! no! keep it in there!"
and that's how I got her into anal.
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mdma loosens you up for anal in a really profound way- as good as alcohol or poppers. really mdma and anal sex is so for the win its unreal
 
cheerio said:
Are you serious Lysis? How do you feel about the porn most of your sex interests prefer?

And no, please don't tell me you know because you hacked their junk.

8o
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LOL I'm totally serious. It's never not happened (they tried). Although, compared to some people, my list of sexual partners is probably small.
 
llama112 said:
I feel like you'd have to be REALLY inexperienced to "accidentally" get it in the wrong hole.
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Or just REALLY drunk.

One time I was REALLY drunk and was using my fingers on this girl. This accidentally happened (don't ask me how, I was REALLY drunk). She stopped me and said "hey, I'm not that drunk!" and then proceeded to grab our vodka bottle and sip from it directly while looking me seductively. I was just like 8o
 
transit012 said:
we are in the same boat and share the same passion. I find it interesting when my tongue is so deep in her that I can actually feel the sharp pointy end of a turd that never managed to make its way out due to an unhealthy low-fiber diet.
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I dunno if you're joking, but I almost vomited...
 
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