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Mailmonkey
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They look at mine and ask if she's filthy.![:\](https://bluelight.org/xf/BL_Images/Orig_Emoji/wrygrin.gif "wry grin :\")
only added the heart to make up the character count
didn't need it
rockstar 69
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Your only saying that cos you banged that old wifey the other week.
Mailmonkey
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better than cuddles and multiple xxx (x) (x)'s
TheSpade
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Bluelight has been taking funny pills tonight, another 3 pages of comedy gold. :D
Brilliant. :D
Aye Mugz get doing some travelling instead of moping about London or wherever you live pinning for Angelsmoke and birds who get their baps out on webcam,
Sell it mate, seriously. I got rid of most of my shit, didn't miss any of it. I now own a bed and a jimi hendrix canvas and an assortment of travel mementos. That's it.
SHM talkes sense. No need for most of it.
Machu Picchu. If he wears those big foot shoes he'll not be climbing it though.
I never commented on your missus being 38. It was someone else who made the comment about Dan pulling a granny, not me. We can't really see her in that pic, tell her to take off the hat, sunglasses (and dress) and take another photo before we can pass comment.
Brilliant. :D
Aye Mugz get doing some travelling instead of moping about London or wherever you live pinning for Angelsmoke and birds who get their baps out on webcam,
Sell it mate, seriously. I got rid of most of my shit, didn't miss any of it. I now own a bed and a jimi hendrix canvas and an assortment of travel mementos. That's it.
SHM talkes sense. No need for most of it.
Machu Picchu. If he wears those big foot shoes he'll not be climbing it though.
I never commented on your missus being 38. It was someone else who made the comment about Dan pulling a granny, not me. We can't really see her in that pic, tell her to take off the hat, sunglasses (and dress) and take another photo before we can pass comment.
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Mailmonkey
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It's meant to be a miniature jack russel, short legged one, but we realise we were duped and got sold the runt of the litter. He's a twat, but we love him.
jancrow
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Mmm I thought that too (but in my head I spelled 'you're' right).
Talking of spelled... I snogged a rather large woman in her 50s about three years ago, she was dressed up as a witch, green face and everything. It was very much like kissing
ColtDan
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friend of mine has just experienced sleep paralysis for the first time, said he felt like he'd been pinned down and raped by a ghost lol scared the shit out of him, poor bastard. reminds me of the last time i had a nap after a long mash up, started lucid dreaming n looked into a mirror n felt this feeling of pure terror, probably cos of my ugly shocking mug, heard this screaming noise, snapped awake unable to move with this presence in the room, a tickle hand feeling running down my body n this weight on me, proper weird
Mailmonkey
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jancrow
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Mailmonkey
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I thought you lived with your partner (boy/girlfriend, never been clear )?
TheSpade
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parttime crackhead
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Booooo! Missed it.
Your wife needs to pay more attention to bluelight before she next wants you to tell me to stop doing something I didn't even do in the first place lol.
This bit is purely for your benefit - "don't take the piss cos she will see, and she's harder than the pair of you, she's from Cov." - coz you're the one that'll get punched in the jaw if I start being wide to your wife, she can't get me through the computer. Not that I would do that
jancrow
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Yeah this is before we met. Costumed mashup in Noo Orleans, it seemed like the right thing to do seeing as I was wearing a cocktail dress, a mask and a bob wig. Needed to up the ante a bit.
She's a girl. I obviously don't do enough BRAH chat online if that isn't coming across.
:D
She's a girl. I obviously don't do enough BRAH chat online if that isn't coming across.
:D
parttime crackhead
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My mate is in Stuttgart & has spotted this guy. Someone tell me what the fuck is going on here. How is he doing this? My mind is about to explode.
It looks like the arm holding the stick might not be real, but I still can't see how he's managing that.
It looks like the arm holding the stick might not be real, but I still can't see how he's managing that.
Mugz
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looks like there is an extra strong bit of steel or something attached to the stick that looks like of like a crack in the pavement that he is balancing on
Mailmonkey
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jancrow
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My guess is that the carpet tile covers a big metal plate to which his pole attaches, maybe like Michael Jackson's leaning shoes and that he's got some kind of support which locks into it going up his sleeve and possibly down his back and round his arse.
In fact I reckon that ain't his real hand / arm, it looks very
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I think they're actually carved into the pavement as there are some in front of him, but I see what you're saying.
In fact I reckon that ain't his real hand / arm, it looks very
.I think they're actually carved into the pavement as there are some in front of him, but I see what you're saying.
Mailmonkey
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he's just showing off, needs a kick in the cunt
rockstar 69
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Back to twitter for you. Horrendous.
Are you going for world record amount of quotes tonight or something?
I heard ColtDan is feeling the sameway about MM's "m-kat flap" and come on to fuck Dan, "raped by a ghost".. you mean a wee peckerhead ghost with glasses who smells of beetroot?
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