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Viagra you don't want to bone her for just two secs and two pumps, make sure you wear tight pants!
Take the viagra early on in the evening in case she spots you taking it.
 
Yeah the diaz probably isn't a great idea, i hear aside from that things are going well though.

My princess job is doing my head in a bit. I am a bit attatched but she bugs me aswell. It's sound when it's just us together but when my mates or her mates are there it never goes that well. She's pretty moody too, depends how works gone etc (she hates her job) the reaction i get, sometimes goes off in the huff a bit too easily. When she's on form she's alright crack though.

Tbh i lost interest in it a fair bit and just pied her. Then all of a sudden i'm getting facebook messages "ruuuuude! text back gimp :) xxxxxx...." and so on. I never bothered til she caught me online earlier. Bit annoying though cos i do like her but it's like i'm not going to get off with the smash and dash approach this time. Not sure whether i should swerve it all together or what, she wants to see me friday and i've already said to mates i'll see them for the "unreal fifa tournament" (google fifa rules game), wont go down well with either not showing up. Baddddd!
 
She's gonna pick me up from the train station at 6pm tomorrow :) need to get my barnet chopped before we meet up though, definitely needs a short back and sides again :)

She's gonna clean her car apparently before she picks me up, maybe we will "park" 8)
 
Mugz said:
She's gonna pick me up from the train station at 6pm tomorrow :) need to get my barnet chopped before we meet up though, definitely needs a short back and sides again :)

She's gonna clean her car apparently before she picks me up, maybe we will "park" 8)
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She sounds very nice Mugz! I'm jealous. I'll need to get back to sorting out my POF profile.
 
Thanks people for the nice comments, hope it goes well myself, I'm gonna have to think of some good conversation starters lol as I'm a nervous wreck around women sometimes/most of the time, well only with women that I fancy. I'm so excited.

I never thought that out of all the dating sites that you have to pay for I found success on a free one!
 
As much as booze and valium sounds like a bad idea I'd love to hear that you took them, lost the plot and have no idea how the night went, it would be a classic Mugz story. :D

It's good that she pied your over ambitious first date idea of kayaking and opted for getting pissed instead, she obviously wants pumped. Cleaning the car as well, it's defo on mate. Don't forget the condoms and viagra to counter all the booze and blues you plan to bosh.
 
Mugz said:
Thanks people for the nice comments, hope it goes well myself, I'm gonna have to think of some good conversation starters lol as I'm a nervous wreck around women sometimes/most of the time, well only with women that I fancy. I'm so excited.

I never thought that out of all the dating sites that you have to pay for I found success on a free one!
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Man, just be honest. If you cant think of something to say, explain. If shes right for you, she'll understand and things wont be arkward. Have a couple of shots first. Easy peasy.
 
I'd personally be on the diaz, or perhaps whizz. Confidence really helps. Just be you, mate. Awkward moments are expected, so don't get wound up over silences. She'll be shitting it just as much as you, so just relax. Have a few drinks, but don't get wasted. She doesn't want to see the real you, this soon. Haha. I'm sure you'll be back tomorrow, saying how good it was. Make sure we're the first to know, if you get stinky fingers. :)
 
^more good advice, I don't want her having to drag me back to the train station out of my head drunk, although drinks are on offer at the bowling tomorrow, lol. I'll just be myself, wear my best shirt and jeans and just be myself, if it doesn't work then there are plenty of fish in the sea ;)
 
You're going to stand out like a sore thumb, at a bowling alley. Are you wearing a bow tie? ;) Just dress casual. It's not like it's a fancy meal. You'll look like a cunt in bowling shoes, with smart gear on. Smart jeans and a smart top would be my choice - or just whatever I've had on all week, with a hint of Febreze (can you believe they changed the name? First it was Marathons, then Opal Fruits...piss-takers!) Haha.
 
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