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Part of me can only hope she invites him to hers, and shows him her "surprise", it would be the greatest Mugz story of all time!
 
I bet her 'surprise' is 12 inches long and 60 years old. I hope you're wearing a belt, Mugz.
 
Fifty Shades of Mugobia

Chapter 1

Signed up to Plenty of Fish, first click, fell hook line and sinker. We exchanged emails, the hairs stood on my blue knee caps. Every text she sent made my knuckles red and the air smelt of only the purest MPA smoke. Things were good, my girth improved. I thought of her like a new research drug, I basked in the psychosis, hearing her wisper about her kayaking expeditions and work with rubber gloves. God I just wanted her to fist me...
 
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What is that ball of flesh under her fanny?

Please tell me that it's not a prolapsed anus and that it's something more palatable like a long-lost meatball stuck to her minge hair.
 
I've been keeping up with all the goings on of the past few days while hardly working; this thread's been my primary source of entertainment during the long, lonesome evening's at the workhouse. Thanks for the awesome thread everyone and good luck Mugz, I'm rooting for you!
 
tambourine-man said:
What is that ball of flesh under her fanny?

Please tell me that it's not a prolapsed anus and that it's something more palatable like a long-lost meatball stuck to her minge hair.
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It is indeed a prolapsed anus, developed after both Harry Potter and Ginger Ron put both their cocks in it simultaneously.

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Mailmonkey said:
I'm happy you're happy.

I don't have a single RL friend who is a drug user and in a happy relationship with a non-drug user.

There's no argument here, you know people who get along fine in this situation, i find the opposite true.

As long as people are happy and happy with their loves, all is cool <3

I think Mugz likes to use drugs with his partner, as I do...there'd be no pont me being with a woman who tolerated my drug use, when I want to be with a woman who shares my enthusiasm.
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100% agree with this. When i met my lass in Ibiza i knew we had common ground on the drugs front. She ticks all my other requirements boxes too.

Spent years with girls who went along with my drug use but i did not part-take in the same enthusiatic manner that i do.
 
One of my ex's suffered from anxiety and being around people smoking green would induce a panic attack, the poor girl. It worked alright at first, I just didn't take her to parties where people were smoking or doing other drugs but eventually we started to drift apart as we enjoyed different things. Shame, but you live and learn.
 
parttime crackhead said:
Hahaha, there's fucking tons around here. Seems like plenty could be bullshit though. For example, one bird shouting she likes to get rattled outdoors & would like to meet someone who knows good locations for al-fresco pumping (my words, not hers lol) in the Lancashire area. Why would she be wanting pumped outside in Lancashire when she claims to live in a small town near Glasgow?
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Cos the silly bint cant spell Lanarkshire
 
If you followed our helpful and friendly tips you would have boned her by now and she would have let you spunk on her face :)

No update so...
 
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