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Random MSN Gibberings XCVIII - Pass me the Valium please / Shammy's big boner

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3D blows, a lot of the time. Most of the tricks to try and get us to fork out for cinema tickets and buckets of popcorn with an actual worth of 1/8 of a pence retailing at £6 alongside a beverage costing and sold at the same sort of price points blow. Usually the effect is distracting because certain key elements are in functioning 3D and anything outside the enchanted iris flicks from viewpoint to viewpoint, demanding closer inspection and one-eye-closed investigation.

Avatar worked well because it was always intended to be a 3D film. All which underwent the 3Dification process after filming lick a big old bum bum up the dick, in the ass.


edit: Westwood is so much of a cock that he's somehow come out the other side and is a respected elder statesman.
 
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3D on ketamine something like the lost city of atlantis with a massive K-hole sized line could be very good fun :)
 
Did anyone see that documentary earlier about Britians youngest tranny. This 16 year old English council estate chav who was born a bloke but was on the road to getting a full sex op and turning into a bird. At age 16 he was meeting guys in clubs and taking them home (how the fuck they didn't realise she was a guy I'll never know, looked like a bloke) and getting them to fuck him in the arse (told them 'she' was on her period) whilst he did his best to hide the cock n balls. At 17he was working in a brothel and fully advertised as a tranny getting £30 to get shagged up the arse and then by 18 wasn't really sure if they wanted to be a tranny anymore and decided to wait and see. Was all totally bizzare.

3D blows, a lot of the time. Most of the tricks to try and get us to fork out for cinema tickets and buckets of popcorn with an actual worth of 1/8 of a pence retailing at £6 alongside a beverage costing and sold at the same sort of price points blow. Usually the effect is distracting because certain key elements are in functioning 3D and anything outside the enchanted iris flicks from viewpoint to viewpoint, demanding closer inspection and one-eye-closed investigation.
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Prices for cinema and snacks is shocking in this country. In Bangkok you can see the latest films for about £2 in a modern cinema that puts most of them here to shame and it's less than a quid for a super-supersize bucket of coke and more popcorn than you could ever eat.
 
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Prices for cinema and snacks is shocking in this country. In Bangkok you can see the latest films for about £2 in a modern cinema that puts most of them here to shame and it's less than a quid for a super-supersize bucket of coke and more popcorn than you could ever eat.

Yeah well as long as your popcorns Cheap ehh :\

◦6.1 million or 10% of Thai people live below the national poverty line.

◦Only 1.26% of Thailand’s 61.5 million people live on less than $1 a day, which is around 775,000 people.

◦However, 25.2% or 15.5 million Thai people are live on less than $2 a day.

◦Some NGOs estimate there are up to 2.8 million prostitutes in Thailand, one third of whom are thought to be children sold into the trade.

◦854,000 or 1.4% of Thai people are living with HIV and AIDS.
 
Never liked FPSRussia because of his creepy enthusiasm.

Etizolam is making the aches go away <3
 
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Where can I get some coffee filters from? Off the highstreet like.
Only readily available opiate at the minute is in a box of cocodamol behind the counter at the pharmacy and I fancy me some sweet sweet histamine release and itching.
 
Any supermarket really, although 99p general stores are better, IMO. Don't buy the fliters and cocodamol at the same time, just in case the cashier is wise.

Reckon nurofen plus will work via CWE? My dad bought a pack. If he doesn't finish it I'll CWE what's left but I'm worried ibuprofen may work differently and seep through the paper anyway.
 
Going for my motorcycle CBT very soon. Any suggestions on first bikes (not mopeds or scooters); and/or throw in related stories.
 
We we into a professional coffee connoisseur store and bought a pack of 100 for three pound sterling. Rip off, but we couldn't find any and couldn't be fucked with online.
 
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Going for my motorcycle CBT very soon. Any suggestions on first bikes (not mopeds or scooters); and/or throw in related stories.
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Mine was a BMW R1150GS. And I don't regret it, even if it did feel like I was riding a fucking horse after the wee yamaha I learnt on.
 
Looked out my window wondering what the fucking noise was to find the circus has arrived and set up across the road! Cunts! This is my sleepy cul-de-sac!

Time to get out the PCP analogues and chainsaw. (this is a joke, PC Plod).
 
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Going for my motorcycle CBT very soon. Any suggestions on first bikes (not mopeds or scooters); and/or throw in related stories.
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I don't know anyone that has ever failed a CBT, i think you have to run someone over to fail, saying that good luck :)

not mopeds or scooters?, are you looking to do your big bike test or just get a 50/125?. don't get a 50cc they're so fucking slow its dangerous. Sometimes you need a bit of oomph to get out of trouble.

honda CBR 125

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aprillia RS 125 (cheap as chips on ebay for how fucking nice these are to ride)

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aprillia SX125 supermoto!

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are you looking to purchase new or used?
 
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Going for my motorcycle CBT very soon. Any suggestions on first bikes (not mopeds or scooters); and/or throw in related stories.
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First of all don't let some fucker run you into a traffic island and leave you with a shattered knee after 25+years of riding and not a single broken bone:\

IMO 50cc is not safe you need a 125 to keep up with today's traffic.

What are you wanting the bike for, toy or transport, city or a roads, do you need shopping space, how much you got to spend, can you turn a spanner, sorry to ask loads of questions but they all effect what kinda thing would be best, don't forget a decent lid, gloves as well as a protective jacket and trousers they are worth their weight in skin grafts :)
 
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