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Random MSN Gibberings XCVIII - Pass me the Valium please / Shammy's big boner

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ColtDan said:
lol @ "notaLAD".... facebook "LAD" like page bullshit with those tossers that put "LAD" after everything

shite weather here, just been having a sesh on the ole guitar and buying shit off ebay. Full Metal Jacket on ITV4 in a min, might watch either that or Constantine on ITV1. LAD.
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Fucking hypocrite.
 
ColtDan said:
oh ang on i stand mistaken, its not facebook shite, its this

http://www.truelad.com/
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OMFG.

Mate of mine one morning after a Wednesday mid week sesh woke up at 6 in a pub 12 miles away from the one we went out in. This seems fairly standard but he woke up completely naked in a child size sleeping bag with a stunning 8/10 behind the bar. He's a little shy and managed somehow to find his clothes in the bottom of the sleeping bag and put them on all without waking said 8/10 or getting out of the sleeping bag. He then got out wrote a thank you note on a bit of paper on the bar to the landlord and made a swift escape where he rang me to come get him. When I got there he was inside chatting with the landlord and the 8/10 was making bacon sandwiches. Turns out she was the barmaid.
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remind you of anyoneLAD
 
3 things slightly pickling my noggin

why the fuck is big brother still on, who watches that mind numbing shit, and why is Sara cox still allowed anywhere near a radio mic with an annoying voice like that

oh and tim westwood. that cock should be banned from talking

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJg3GP4tH94

nostalgic
 
I got some spam email offering tickets to the big brother eviction night and exactly the same thought ran through my head. Clearly they're having trouble finding people who care enough to go.

Don't hate on Westwood. He was just like us once.

Tim-Westwood.jpg
 
WESTWOOOOOOOOOD HOLLA BABY

cringeworthy embarrassing ballsack of a person. although apparently a well respected legend in hip hop. dont see how people can respect him with he acts like a bell-end to that extent

MSB, tell us more
 
FOGHORNFOGHORNBOOOOOOMRATATATATFOGHORNBOOOOOOOMFOGHO-*Switches off radio*
 
He walks around with a gigantic body guard. And he hates being called bestwood. Dunno why but it really got to him. So did doing the pimp t-shirt pinch thing.
 
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