something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHyXv_y7WD8

From experience you are never as funny, intelligent or witty as you think you are when you are on drugs.
this^
but the best drug for this would be propanolol..
this thread is funny because i feel like you expect some magical drug to make you funny hahahah.
MXE and alcohol for me...low doses of both. Or just a medium dose of mxe.