Man when I had pre-trail testing for the state of Pennsylvania it was fucking ANNOYING. FIrst of all, this was prior to any conviction (which my case was dismissed anyway), but I spent a fucking year calling that god damned color line every night and listening if my color was called, at which point I would have to drive 1.5 hours the following day for a urine test.
SASSI was the company PA was using to administer/test samples..and I had a hard enough time pissing at the methadone clinic when a dude would stand behind me in the bathroom. The setup in PA required someoen to literally stare at your dick from 3 feet away. They also had a nice big blown up poster of a 'wizzinator' conviction. There is no way I could have gotten away with using a fake dick though.. the dude basically was watching your dick like a hound.
Having never been in prison or in a golden shower porno, I found it really tough to piss with a 17 year old kid staring at my cock. After 3 minutes you would have to wait 15 minutes then try again.. i'dd have to piss SO bad but my lil dude would get hardcore stage fright half of the time. If I manatged to piss first try it was a fuckign major accomplishment for me to say the least lol. I would drink so much water on the way that id have to piss 5 minutes after giving my sample lol.
Oh and anyone considering warming their piss in their mouth.. PM me for instructions ;P lol. There is a science to it.
SASSI was the company PA was using to administer/test samples..and I had a hard enough time pissing at the methadone clinic when a dude would stand behind me in the bathroom. The setup in PA required someoen to literally stare at your dick from 3 feet away. They also had a nice big blown up poster of a 'wizzinator' conviction. There is no way I could have gotten away with using a fake dick though.. the dude basically was watching your dick like a hound.
Having never been in prison or in a golden shower porno, I found it really tough to piss with a 17 year old kid staring at my cock. After 3 minutes you would have to wait 15 minutes then try again.. i'dd have to piss SO bad but my lil dude would get hardcore stage fright half of the time. If I manatged to piss first try it was a fuckign major accomplishment for me to say the least lol. I would drink so much water on the way that id have to piss 5 minutes after giving my sample lol.
Oh and anyone considering warming their piss in their mouth.. PM me for instructions ;P lol. There is a science to it.