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Random MSN Gibberings XCII - Speaking of a cacophony, suck my cacophocock!

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Since I missed the bit where you were actually fiending on the shitalin the only HR I can offer is rinse your nose with saline. Although it's probably too late for that now. But I avoided ALL the bad nose symptoms I usually get from even small amounts of this corrosive and lacerating compound at the weekend by remembering to rinse about 3/4 hr after dosing. Last time I did the same amount I felt like I had a cold for a week.

On a completely unrelated note, I have just come out of hours and hours of insanely detailed interlocking dreams with masses of sleep talking and lots of waking up with a bump only to be sucked back into it. I can remember enormous amounts of them, partly because in later dreams I was describing events which occurred in earlier dreams, and partly because they were so damn dramatic. If I hadn't seen my own reflection a number of times (which I don't think I've ever done before in a dream) I would have thought it was just a slice of somebody else's life, so real were the conversations, situations and characters. It was like an utterly banal (but better) version of Inception. WHY? Because I had some cheese on toast just before going to bed. I'd forgotten that it can do this to me. I think it was Waitrose extra mature cheddar but I'll check, sorry mods vendor talk etc.

Is there actually any scientific evidence for cheese making you dream like mad? I am a wholehearted believer right now.
 
Good morning =D day booked off, gonna have a lazy day. might have a lil tinkle on my guitar, watch a few films or something. tempted by a few lil lines of MXE, always makes films n things deeper... but breaks my rule of once a week only. hmm. doubt it would do much harm tho
 
Sounds good. I'm starving and unable to move currently. Don't feel too rough just struggling, sore kidneys a bit, blood pressure is probably through the roof... Need to get some food in me, not sure if gym is off the agenda for today now or what. Sure there was something important I had to do...
 
Don't mention horses! We've been through the horse bit already in Gibberings.

And a cheery Monday to anybody who's lucky enough to be awake.
 
some random piccies for this morning

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yeah my friend found it in his car =D happy days

sod it... red wine time. apparently it has health benefits. good enough of an excuse to justfy a few glasses. was gonna have a lil line of MXE but considering the ban n all that crap, gotta make what i have last
 
I don't think the health benefits increase the more you drink, but I suppose it's something to do at least!

Something more exciting than what I've been doing, which (it took me over an hour to admit) has now well and truly crossed the boundaries of 'research' and planted its feet well and truly in the territory marked 'mild stalking'.
 
^ :D internet stalking? Too easy these days.. ;)

I am hung over and need as fry up stat.
 
What exactly is mild about your stalking? You're a fully grown predator ;)

In other news I'm hanging like a bat.
 
I've had plenty water, no beetroot and no benzo's......I'm working on my endurance here ha
 
^ :D internet stalking? Too easy these days.. ;)

Far too easy, isn't it? It started off under the auspices of "seeing if this person is secretly an idiot" and soon went into creepy-crawly country.

And Rockstar, I truly wish I were a predator instead of just being a perverse individual who ends up going home and fiddling with himself most of the time these days. Maybe one day frustration will do its bit and I'll spill over into the ranks of criminal predators, but until then it's usually regret over what I've not done rather than what I've done, at least on that front.

Kudos to you for taking the bull by the horns with the hangover though! Don't think I could even look at a beetroot when suffering from a hangover personally, but there you go.
 
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With that tash it's bound to happen soon, they call it the Sutcliffe effect.

I need to get a grip of myself, some horrendous photos from the weekend...I'm such a messy drunk these days fall asleep in stupid places, forget everything, get drawn on etc, what an absolute victim.
 
Just been for my hips check up, x-rays showing considerable damage and degradation to my femur and pelvis, got bloods sent off to see how much these "revolutionary" new hips have shed cobalt and chromium ions into my blood stream (ions which deposit in the liver, lungs, heart and brain :( ), MRI Scans, ultrasound scan next, and then very likely another 2 new hips going in.....

4 hips in two years ain't good :(

Apparently it's because of my high levels of mobility and activity, which ironically is why I was given these revolutionary lumps of metal in the first place rather than the tried and tested hips they've been putting in people with great results for years....

Might eat a beetroot and sort it out meself.
 
How many groans of disappointment will that clip elicit from the male, heterosexual U25 contingent* I wonder, jancrow? ;)

Good work!


*Yeah, that is indeed a stereotype I'm drawing on there, so feel free to criticise as appropriate. :)
 
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4 hips in two years ain't good :(

Argh, I'm really sorry about that, fingers crossed for you mate. Do you mean that your natural bone is degrading? I really hope the metals are staying where they should, too. Sorry, that sounds kind of pathetic but I hope things are as OK as they can be.

How many groans of disappointment will that clip elicit from the male, heterosexual U25 contingent*, I wonder, jancrow? ;)

BARE, as they'd say, I expect. Great crowd reaction at the end though, the classic Amsterdam bait and switch reappropriated innit.
 
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